The best caption

the world's biggest sperm bank, otherwise know as your mother

It's where they make OP's favorite drink!

Goddammit, at least make some OC if you're gonna put those stupid whore links in the description!

Nice description.

Didn't you post this already?

And didn't i insult you for this one already?

When a tour of it goes horribly wrong, Spiderman steps in to save the day and his business.

What's that about Snooki?

Come with me ;) and you'll be, in a world of stored ejaculation, it wont be long, till this song, is stuck in your mind at every masturbation.

while you're tugin, your flute of skin, humping girls in your imagination, every second will increase your satisfaction.

(if you want to whack it to other guys, or dream of a girl with big tits, anything you want to do it... maybe girl on girl? whatever just google it.

you could use a wife to assist with your quick self alleviation, to be fair, since you're here, you're probably as alone as can be.) repeat x1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-uV72pQKI

When OP is working at his sperm bank

I highly doubt that the description is actually boobs

I will stick a rusty razorblade in your dick-holes if you people keep linking to adfly and linkbucks.

Willem Dafoe?

World´s biggest sperm bank... immediately thought of a huga vagaga