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#224 - xrobinxx (11/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #220 - vatra (11/10/2012) [-]
Haha, that's funny. *realization* I AM home alone! Brilliant plan!
#217 - sgartgirl (11/10/2012) [-]
I do this. :)
#214 - largemuffins (11/10/2012) [-]
**largemuffins rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Not even once ** My ******
#204 - kirbeee (11/10/2012) [-]
Girls don't watch porn, they read porn. (well, most of them)   
   
and I just go on fakku
Girls don't watch porn, they read porn. (well, most of them)

and I just go on fakku
User avatar #226 to #204 - dengekisushi (11/10/2012) [-]
I watch the **** out of ****** and girl on girl whenever I'm home alone.
#215 to #204 - sgartgirl (11/10/2012) [-]
I watch porn and read it. Guess a lot turns me on.   
I love fakku! :)
I watch porn and read it. Guess a lot turns me on.
I love fakku! :)
User avatar #207 to #204 - vampyrate (11/10/2012) [-]
I watch porn. I don't know why, but literotica never does it for me.
#212 to #207 - anonymous (11/10/2012) [-]
Actual porn does nothing, it only works if I red it. yeah... I'm a stereotype.
#208 to #207 - kirbeee (11/10/2012) [-]
Really? I can't seem to get off on animated porn. I dunno why, but I just can't.
User avatar #209 to #208 - vampyrate (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm very particular about what I watch, though. Like I can't stand when chicks talk in porn. It just annoys the hell out of me. I prefer like amateur solo.
User avatar #227 to #209 - dengekisushi (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm picky too; I don't like a whole bunch of talking and exaggerated moaning.
And I usually watch girl on girl because the guys in porn creep me out--I'm not a ******* by any means, but it's easier for me to get off with girlxgirl porn rather than girlxguy porn.

And I occasionally enjoy tentacle rape.
User avatar #228 to #227 - vampyrate (11/10/2012) [-]
You know what's fascinating? Squiters. Like, it's not a turn-on, it just fascinates the hell out of me. Is that weird?
User avatar #230 to #228 - dengekisushi (11/10/2012) [-]
"Squiters?" Can I assume you mean "Squirters"?
User avatar #231 to #230 - vampyrate (11/10/2012) [-]
Sorry, my keyboard is a piece of **** . Yes, squirters. I just think it's interesting.
User avatar #249 to #231 - dengekisushi (11/10/2012) [-]
I won't lie, I kinda wish I could do that haha.
User avatar #257 to #249 - vampyrate (11/14/2012) [-]
I imagine it would be terribly messy, especially if you were, like, ninja schlicking or something.
User avatar #258 to #257 - dengekisushi (11/14/2012) [-]
Most likely.
Have sex in a tub huehuehue.
User avatar #206 to #204 - keiishiyama (11/10/2012) [-]
Fakku is hot.

To each his/her own.
#198 - disfiguredhamster (11/10/2012) [-]
all guys wack off, and all girls flick their beans. no one can deny it, it's human nature. unless some one has some weird porn phobia, I don't know.
#221 to #198 - myrtille (11/10/2012) [-]
There is a porn phobia.   
It's called being a feminist.
There is a porn phobia.
It's called being a feminist.
#189 - yourbaus (11/10/2012) [-]
girls watch porn
girls watch porn
#181 - tkfishandchips (11/10/2012) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at DOTA 2 ** It's really a long haired man. . . maybe? . . .
#172 - madjik (11/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #192 to #172 - helenwheels (11/10/2012) [-]
Not OC therefore that is not OP
#163 - EjaculationMan (11/10/2012) [-]
girls watch porn?!? what's next, they 						****					 too?
girls watch porn?!? what's next, they **** too?
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User avatar #156 - RobotManGuy (11/10/2012) [-]
even when i'm by myself, i have the voulume slightly low for fear of my neighbors hearing
User avatar #218 to #156 - vatra (11/10/2012) [-]
Come on man, have to assert your dominance somehow! Blast that **** .
User avatar #238 to #218 - RobotManGuy (11/10/2012) [-]
but i live right next door to an old lady, i do not want to give her a heart attack, if did not then i would totally blast it
#152 - redrock (11/10/2012) [-]
I've never met a single girl who would admit to playing DJ on their pink turntables

Even those who I wouldn't hesitate to call a whore are very vocal about how disgusting they think shlickin the ham is
User avatar #229 to #152 - dengekisushi (11/10/2012) [-]
I love playing DJ on my pink turntable (huehuehue that was good wording OP).

But I haven't legitimately ********* since before I moved into my dorm, which was almost five months ago.
Oh God, it doesn't feel right.
User avatar #223 to #152 - theqsk (11/10/2012) [-]
I've had a couple of chick friends who have admitted to it.
User avatar #179 to #152 - discardedslinky (11/10/2012) [-]
Then you'll be happy to know that I am a girl, and I love masturbating, and every girl friend I have has admitted to masturbating. We all do it, we just lie.
#205 to #179 - anonymous (11/10/2012) [-]
tits or gtfo
User avatar #200 to #179 - kirbeee (11/10/2012) [-]
In my area:

#1 Girls avoid the topic and pretend to be innocent whenever we hear guys talking about it. Example of remark by girl after passing by guys talking about porn: "Ew, that's so gross! I don't even want to think about it."
#2 Girls ********** and we know it.
User avatar #203 to #200 - discardedslinky (11/10/2012) [-]
Exactly. They wanna see innocent. Which is no fun. So I am a messenger. To tell the world the truth.
User avatar #193 to #179 - thexxtalonxx (11/10/2012) [-]
#1 Girls lie about masturbation.
#2 Girls say the most import factor in a relationship is honesty.

WUT?
User avatar #199 to #193 - discardedslinky (11/10/2012) [-]
Our logic is flawless.
#178 to #152 - sacrilegious (11/10/2012) [-]
That's the most euphemisms for ********** I think I've heard for a while.
User avatar #166 to #152 - randybutternub (11/10/2012) [-]
I guess they do play country on the clitar.
User avatar #164 to #152 - dustyshane (11/10/2012) [-]
I like how whores think it's gross to ********** but will take 3 dicks in the same week.
User avatar #151 - AlbertEinstein (11/10/2012) [-]
I can never imagine a women watching porn, regardless of the statistics
User avatar #157 to #151 - daslasher (11/10/2012) [-]
its possible trust me i had a friend that came to my house just to watch porn
it was awkward at first but i got used to it
#150 - anonymous (11/10/2012) [-]
When I admitted to my boyfriend that I watch porn, he was absolutely disgusted with me. I dont really understand why, because he watches it all the time. I guess he just doesnt think girls should.

User avatar #138 - joshlols (11/10/2012) [-]
Only voted up because its a girl. A CARTOON GIRL, come on FJ what are we 12, who actually believes that a girl goes home and does this?
User avatar #165 to #138 - darkjustifier (11/10/2012) [-]
Walked in on my sister by accident, turned around walked out, never barged in again.
User avatar #173 to #165 - DropDeadShred (11/10/2012) [-]
Is she hot?
User avatar #180 to #173 - darkjustifier (11/10/2012) [-]
uhhh I feel uncomfortable answering that actually.
User avatar #187 to #180 - DropDeadShred (11/10/2012) [-]
It ok, I understand.
Just a photo will do.
User avatar #197 to #195 - DropDeadShred (11/10/2012) [-]
It will be once you upload the photo, Giggity.
User avatar #149 to #138 - phantomftw (11/10/2012) [-]
50 shades of gray
User avatar #155 to #149 - anaphase (11/10/2012) [-]
the billion other ridiculous Twilight fanfics that never got famous
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#131 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #142 to #131 - wardylocks (11/10/2012) [-]
Where's the fun in that?
User avatar #130 - rottens (11/10/2012) [-]
I watch porn with people in the house, I strategically place my computer so that no one else can see my screen. Then voila, done..Oh, I forgot to mention, it also helps if you have expensive headsets. My Afterglows work perfectly.
#126 - phantomftw (11/10/2012) [-]
> girl brings laptop into class
> no one apart from me looks at her
> i watch her computer screen
> she clicks on Firefox by accident
> tons of pictures of ***** anime guys being tentacle raped pop up on her screen
> she slams the laptop closed
> mfw she notices I was watching her this whole time
User avatar #175 to #126 - lolwatthe (11/10/2012) [-]
My friends Ex-girlfriend said she watched **** , for some reason it was entirely in the context of the conversation. I have very odd conversations.
User avatar #167 to #126 - EjaculationMan (11/10/2012) [-]
> she start rubbing her ass on my face.
> she farts.
> i get huge wood.
>mfw when i'm a chair.
> mfw i have no face.
#162 to #126 - superbla (11/10/2012) [-]
Was she hot?
User avatar #125 - Jackimole (11/10/2012) [-]
The real question is: Do girls watch gay porn in the same way we watch ******* ?
User avatar #183 to #125 - discardedslinky (11/10/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes we do.
User avatar #216 to #183 - chezburgadominator (11/10/2012) [-]
The world now knows.
User avatar #170 to #125 - taintedtruffle (11/10/2012) [-]
gay yes - ******* no (just speaking for my self here no one else)
User avatar #153 to #125 - daslasher (11/10/2012) [-]
yea its called ****
#148 to #125 - anonymous (11/10/2012) [-]
I personally prefer straight porn. Even though I'm not ******* , I really enjoy watching when the guys.. Fiddle with the girls ****** .
User avatar #143 to #125 - whovianofawesome (11/10/2012) [-]
Yes they do. Sorry, but guy on guy action is hot.
User avatar #140 to #125 - garymuthafuknoak (11/10/2012) [-]
probably depends on the person.
User avatar #135 to #125 - beunosnoches (11/10/2012) [-]
no they don't
#132 to #125 - anonymous (11/10/2012) [-]
yes.... yes they do. i had a girlfriend who thought it would be the sexiest thing if i was Bi
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