nobody is home..?

dude its on funnyjunk, that means its a joke. every body knows girls dont watch porn. they also dont fart, poop, or vote

girls dont have anuses at all

well in that case, your mom is really a he

But then... how do I anal?

no, that is a love hole stoopid

Trust me. I know women watch porn(at least some of them).

Mfw you're srs...



are you serious?!?!

Averagely girls masturbate once a day.

Something I know is that they are more turned on by sounds than images, so mute porn is just a whatever video for a chick. Or so I've been told.

"More turned on by sound"
"Mute the video"

"is just a whatever video for a chick."

Context helps doesn't it?

Yeah, but then the dog comes in and stares at you.

Why did you have a picture for that, mister?

Why wouldn't he?

Because I save everything johnsu draws, cause johnsu is a drawing god.

the god damn fucking cats.

I do it when people are home, cause its my castle and they gotta put up with it

You must then piss on the floor, then growl at them, and leave.

That's what the alpha male must do.

Too bad I'm a beta fag then.

A few weeks ago I was walking around my house naked, and I went downstairs. Turns out the window was open, and outside there were 2 people from my school. I stared at them, they stared at me. I looked down at my dick just hanging there, back to them, then threw myself to the ground, not knowing any other way to make that experience end.

>mfw I see them the next day

Oh man he looks scary. Why is it that parents never knock?

**theturtle rolled a random image posted in comment #1664333 at MLP Brony Board ** panic-mode activated

If you're naked, how are you wearing a brown shirt.

The bottom half of me is naked maybe?

I'm gay
>Hot sister.

You think your sister is hot.

Accurate and relevant as fuck

Goddamn if that isn't perfect.

Marceline is sexy.

Thank you.

They can come over and watch porn with you.

Like a true neighbor.

Yeah, like Statefarm.

Yeah we do

Now..... WE DANCE!!!

terrific.

They also read it.

Yes, they do. Interestingly enough I have discovered that a lot of girls prefer watching gay porn.

actually I never watch gay porn I dont like it at all, I like me some interracial and gangbang

indeed

Was she hot?

My friends Ex-girlfriend said she watched Yaoi, for some reason it was entirely in the context of the conversation. I have very odd conversations.

> she start rubbing her ass on my face.
> she farts.
> i get huge wood.
>mfw when i'm a chair.
> mfw i have no face.

1. It's dangerous to go alone, take this

2. Though the meat of the comic is about a girl masturbating, it's more of a relatable comic then a thumb whoring one

yes

some girls draw some of the best porn I ever seen

I agree

pretty sure you are third at this point

Of course, chicks draw some damn fine porn after all.

they mange to draw some of the best gay stuff I ever seen witch I still find odd

Never seen any of the gay stuff, but the straight and lesbian stuff have no equals!

as is with the gay stuff

Yeah.

:O

frequently
if i had to make an estimate i would say twice a week

Yeah, "once".

Remember everybody's schedule. I work night shift so I have the house to myself the entire day if I'm willing to stay awake.

Yes we do.

No. I heard somewhere that girls think it's disgusting and such a turn off. Though, it might for some girls. I personally, don't really find lesbian porn hot. Just me.

Same. They just fiddle with each other a bit and make a shitton of noise for no reason.

oh shit maybe

Yes they do. Sorry, but guy on guy action is hot.

Yes. Yes we do.

The world now knows.

gay yes - lesbian no (just speaking for my self here no one else)

yea its called yaoi

probably depends on the person.

no they don't

can't use headphones with porn, can't hear when someones near by

I actually us ear buds, with one out and the ear without one pointed at the door, it's saved me on more than one occasion.

same

It's pretty obvious that you're fapping when you lock your room

Yea but at least they don't find out what you're in to...

or changing your clothes (the excuse i make)

I have a lock but the key to it is the same for every other fucking door in the house. And automatically opens if you lean on the wall. Fucking bullshit

Wat.

Read a comment and forgot that it wasn't the content