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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - thumbcommentthumb
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Girls watch porn? My whole life has been a lie.
#129 to #4 - anon id: 75973b79
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what if i told you......


girls want sex just as much as guys
#136 to #129 - kltznrj
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Mfw you're srs...   
   
   
   
are you serious?!?!
Mfw you're srs...



are you serious?!?!
#117 to #4 - enerder
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Something I know is that they are more turned on by sounds than images, so mute porn is just a whatever video for a chick. Or so I've been told.
Something I know is that they are more turned on by sounds than images, so mute porn is just a whatever video for a chick. Or so I've been told.
#211 to #117 - anon id: ae32147c
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ya know video is just as important, sound just makes it better me thinks
#147 to #117 - TheTurnbull
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"More turned on by sound"
"Mute the video"
User avatar #171 to #147 - retardedboss
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"is just a whatever video for a chick."

Context helps doesn't it?
User avatar #42 to #4 - crampers
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Averagely girls masturbate once a day.
#10 to #4 - splyt
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dude its on funnyjunk, that means its a joke. every body knows girls dont watch porn. they also dont fart, poop, or vote
User avatar #83 to #10 - mostlyshits
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girls dont have anuses at all
#88 to #83 - therubberduck
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well in that case, your mom is really a he
#169 to #83 - oliphan
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But then... how do I anal?
But then... how do I anal?
User avatar #225 to #169 - mostlyshits
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no, that is a love hole stoopid
User avatar #18 to #10 - uwbymannen
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Trust me. I know women watch porn(at least some of them).
#5 to #4 - javis
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#35 to #5 - jothef
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#84 - geooooolah
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For me the most joyful thing to do whilst home alone is pooping with the door open. That Freedom.
User avatar #105 to #84 - hitlersoneballsack
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I do it when people are home, cause its my castle and they gotta put up with it
#89 to #84 - hugsta
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Yeah, but then the dog comes in and stares at you.
User avatar #91 to #89 - jibb
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Why did you have a picture for that, mister?
User avatar #94 to #91 - anonymousattorney
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Why wouldn't he?
#232 to #91 - hugsta
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Because I save everything johnsu draws, cause johnsu is a drawing god.
User avatar #100 to #89 - allcontent
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the god damn ******* cats.
#6 - EvilApples
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Mfw I'm walking around the house naked thinking there's no one home but some body comes home early.
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#36 to #8 - jothef
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#250 to #36 - andnowducks
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I'm gay   
>Hot sister.
I'm gay
>Hot sister.
#251 to #250 - jothef
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You think your sister is hot.
You think your sister is hot.
#244 to #8 - EvilApples
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#116 to #6 - slashendrix
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If you're naked, how are you wearing a brown shirt.
User avatar #242 to #116 - EvilApples
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The bottom half of me is naked maybe?
#16 to #6 - theturtle
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**theturtle rolled a random image posted in comment #1664333 at MLP Brony Board ** panic-mode activated
#146 to #6 - capinsquiggles
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A few weeks ago I was walking around my house naked, and I went downstairs. Turns out the window was open, and outside there were 2 people from my school. I stared at them, they stared at me. I looked down at my dick just hanging there, back to them, then threw myself to the ground, not knowing any other way to make that experience end.   
   
>mfw I see them the next day
A few weeks ago I was walking around my house naked, and I went downstairs. Turns out the window was open, and outside there were 2 people from my school. I stared at them, they stared at me. I looked down at my dick just hanging there, back to them, then threw myself to the ground, not knowing any other way to make that experience end.

>mfw I see them the next day
User avatar #65 to #6 - unncommon
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You must then piss on the floor, then growl at them, and leave.

That's what the alpha male must do.
User avatar #243 to #65 - EvilApples
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Too bad I'm a beta fag then.
#44 - eikakaka
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**eikakaka rolled a random image posted in comment #1452962 at Item Discussion ** What i do home alone
User avatar #119 to #44 - thereactionfolder
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Goddamn if that isn't perfect.
User avatar #50 to #44 - iamwilldabeast
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Accurate and relevant as ****
User avatar #22 - lfunnymanl
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must be a trap, no real women watch real porn
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User avatar #46 to #22 - amiritebro
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I do.
User avatar #29 to #22 - discardedslinky
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We do, we just lie.
User avatar #31 to #29 - matildevinther
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Do not reveal our secrets. ┌─┐
┴─┴
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User avatar #32 to #31 - matildevinther
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Ha wups.
┌─┐
┴─┴
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User avatar #47 to #32 - churrundo
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get ready for the friend requests
User avatar #37 to #29 - rokkarokkaali
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So, do you watch... like gay porn or straight porn just like men watch lesbian and straight?
User avatar #45 to #37 - sappinmahsentry
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most ladies do not like the whole gay porn stuff, other than that, they're fairly open to all sorts or pr0n. we think like men, but we don't have anything that really makes that obvious.
User avatar #174 to #37 - discardedslinky
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I like any kind of porn really. Unlike sappin down there I know a lot of girls that do like to watch gay porn. Lots of penis floppin' around.
User avatar #161 to #37 - jesusfrankenstein
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Both
User avatar #96 to #29 - menqudoneix
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I like your profile gif
User avatar #177 to #96 - discardedslinky
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Thank you bro.
User avatar #233 to #177 - menqudoneix
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waiting for kh3 to come out?
#234 to #233 - discardedslinky
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Since 2005.
User avatar #235 to #234 - menqudoneix
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apparently not coming out until 2016, they're only gonna begin work after FF13VS is done.

I can't post pictures yet...
User avatar #236 to #235 - discardedslinky
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I know. When I started the series Sora was 2 years older than me. By the time KH3 comes out I will be 5 years older than him.

It's ******* nuts.
User avatar #237 to #236 - menqudoneix
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I think he's something like 16 or 17 in kh3, assuming there's another 1 year gap... I didn't get to play the first one, but I came across the second and got obsessed, so I looked up gameplay and stuff for everything. 358/2 is the best, story-wise.
User avatar #246 to #237 - discardedslinky
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It had some of the best Riku lines for sure. The first one will always be my favorite though. It's the one that started it all. <3
User avatar #247 to #246 - menqudoneix
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leave it to the fan girls to drool over Riku... I liked Axel better, if we're talking about the dark one out of a set of 3. wouldn't the start be Birth by Sleep? Chronologically, but I liked them all really. Again, I never got to play 1, I just watched the cut scenes so maybe I'm missing something?
User avatar #248 to #247 - discardedslinky
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No you're right chronologically Birth By Sleep is first. But Kingdom Hearts was the first game out. KH1 was just..I dunno. It got me when I was little. When I first started the game and heard Simple and Clean it basically changed my life. The game really is a big part of me now. And Yes. We fan girls will alwways loove Riku. But not just because he is awesome, he really did have amazing lines in 358/2. My favorite being when Xion asks him why he wears Org 13's coat he says "To make sure my best friend, sleeps in peace."
User avatar #252 to #248 - menqudoneix
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I liked Roxas much better, and I liked Riku better in coat, but he wasn't my favorite overall. the ending of 358/2 was beyond sad (the good kind of sad) and Xion will forever be my favorite kh character, and Roxas after her. played kh3D yet?
User avatar #253 to #252 - discardedslinky
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Can't afford ANOTHER new console. So i just watched the cut scenes. I was very unhappy. They changed the personality of them A LOT. They made Sora look like an idiot when he is the main ******* character if the ******* STORY. And as much as I love Riku, Sora deserves Keyblade master more than he does. If they **** up the personalities in KH3 I will go on a murderous rampage. I've been waiting for almost half my life for this ******* game and if they **** it up last ******* second I will just **** everywhere. Sorry. I feel very strongly about this.
User avatar #254 to #253 - menqudoneix
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yeah, everyone's saying it's pretty crap. I'm playing it now on my brother's 3ds, though I've only gotten through the first little bit. I heard that Axel gets a keyblade... wtf. Sora doesn't seem that different yet, but I wish he would be more aggressive about... anything. They won't mess up kh3. I do wonder if they're gonna add more to the soundtrack than just Utada Hiraku, though I'm not holding my breath. I'm also hoping for TWEWY and FF13 characters
User avatar #255 to #254 - discardedslinky
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Yeah It's awful. You really haven't seen the change in their personality's yet? They made it so black and white about who they were. Like Sora wa the happy go lucky kid, which yes. He always kinda has been. But he had deepth. He has been through hell in the past few years of his life which USE to reflect into his character. But no. They made him "OH. I KNOW. LET'S GO OVER HERE NOW!!! :DDD" It's ridiclious. While Riku has always been the bad boy, he wasen't THAT much of a rebel. He wanted to be like Sora. But in this game they made him to much a rebel. I dunno. The end of the game is actually kinda cute until it gets to the last cutscene which I won't spoil. It's funny, but stupid as hell, and doesn't belong in KH. And I agree I liked the TWEWY characters. They should be there more.
User avatar #256 to #255 - menqudoneix
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Hmm I guess I'll have to see for myself, but I'm guessing I haven't noticed yet because people always pay more attention to their favorite characters, which are the nobody versions for me. I'm really just playing this one to keep up with the story, I got other people interested in the series but they only play 1 and 2 without the in-between games and I have to explain everything to them..
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#64 to #33 - whathappenslive
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Marceline is sexy.
Marceline is sexy.
#104 to #64 - anon id: a39b0bc4
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You're sexy.
#144 to #104 - whathappenslive
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Thank you.
#103 - iRoflcopterU
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What if the neighbors can hear it.
User avatar #106 to #103 - goldenpotato
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They can come over and watch porn with you.

Like a true neighbor.
#110 to #106 - acfb
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User avatar #111 to #110 - goldenpotato
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Yeah, like Statefarm.
#54 - nikoxasylumz
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...so....Girls watch porn?
...so....Girls watch porn?
#73 to #54 - cathtac
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#90 to #73 - classygentleman
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User avatar #70 to #54 - Mexicandude
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Yes, they do. Interestingly enough I have discovered that a lot of girls prefer watching gay porn.
User avatar #222 to #70 - shaggyballs
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actually I never watch gay porn I dont like it at all, I like me some interracial and gangbang
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#61 to #55 - whathappenslive
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Now..... WE DANCE!!!
Now..... WE DANCE!!!
#57 to #55 - nikoxasylumz
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terrific.
terrific.
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#59 to #58 - nikoxasylumz
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#114 - irokk
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Girls....


watch porn?!
User avatar #139 to #114 - mircavera
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indeed
#126 - phantomftw
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> girl brings laptop into class
> no one apart from me looks at her
> i watch her computer screen
> she clicks on Firefox by accident
> tons of pictures of naked anime guys being tentacle raped pop up on her screen
> she slams the laptop closed
> mfw she notices I was watching her this whole time
User avatar #167 to #126 - EjaculationMan
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> she start rubbing her ass on my face.
> she farts.
> i get huge wood.
>mfw when i'm a chair.
> mfw i have no face.
User avatar #175 to #126 - lolwatthe
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My friends Ex-girlfriend said she watched Yaoi, for some reason it was entirely in the context of the conversation. I have very odd conversations.
#162 to #126 - superbla
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Was she hot?