She'll never notice

50% wine. 50% her period.

I was in a restaurant when the waitress came over with the wine. She started pouring and told me to tell her when to stop. I remained silent. After 30 seconds she looked at me with horror in her eyes. By seven minutes she was screaming as the wine was up to her neck. After 12 minutes everybody in the room was slowly drowning underneath the swirling whirlpool that was filling the restaurant. That'll teach me not to ask for wine and then go to the bathroom.

babe no

I wonder what she was thinking during that long pause between when she asked him, and when the room was half filled with wine.

**zhanken rolls 01**

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Babe no

Oh no! They're wearing white!

get a pool full of liquor then you diiiive in

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as in: raep tiem