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#67 - dabombmanater
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Only time in my entire life someones ever taken a swing at me and its cause I accidentally stepped on part of his shoe/ He was like "**** man, these are new!". Luckily he missed and a bunch of people broke it up (im not really the fighting type). But it still bothered me for days how someone would do that, it was in the first week of school, my shoes were perfectly clean, and didn't leave any mark on his.
#90 to #67 - chasemenow
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(11/09/2012) [-]
hate when peopl screw with my shoes!! especially when they look like that! (ppl know the truth) like ward cleaver~ other post stewie= hug fake back?? u were conned as he was/is by EVIL/ DONT BE FOOLED AGAIN! PS DI BEE HIND HIS BACK @ WORK U R TRYING TO FILL HIS SHOES EVEN BEEFORE ALL THIS WAS HAPPENING HUH?? U HAD SOO MUCH PLANNED-(washing maching i see) all cums out GF
#178 to #90 - yunogasaii
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(11/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #69 to #67 - Deeticky
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(11/09/2012) [-]
You are the first person I've ever seen on the internet who gave a realistic fight story. Everyone else is all like "He took a swing at me, but I dodged it all ninja like, and knocked him the **** out with one blow. His girlfriend left with me. It was pretty rad, but no biggie."

thank you for being honest. You can have my Internets.
User avatar #207 to #69 - haveagoodone
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(11/09/2012) [-]
nah man, seriously i got in a bar fight with a bear once, he ****** me up good but i got his girl and his antlers. I use his sheepskin hide as a floor mat and this teeth as wine glasses.
User avatar #239 to #207 - dsand
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(11/09/2012) [-]
What did you do with the wings?
User avatar #240 to #239 - haveagoodone
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(11/09/2012) [-]
sold them to some fastfood chain, they make **** out of everything there