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#75 - gotohemp
Reply +61
(11/09/2012) [-]
Sorry but the lobster wouldn't have survived the depth. Their optimal ecology is at shore line but it can extend out to the continental shelf. The area where the titanic sunk was beyond the continental shelf, unfortunately.

tldr; no lobsters were spared that night
#159 to #75 - goodnighthelena
Reply 0
(11/09/2012) [-]
Smarts on FJ.
#145 to #75 - fosforgasxiii
Reply 0
(11/09/2012) [-]
I knew that, but you have to admit this was pretty funny even tough it was false.
#124 to #75 - blahdudeblah
Reply +20
(11/09/2012) [-]
>be a lobster   
>oh ****! the cooks about to boil me alive!   
>noooooooooooo!   
>titanic sinks   
>BACK TO THE OCEAN BITCHES!   
>HA HA, YOU'RE ALL DROWNING! BITCHES!   
>starting to get too deep... water pressure building   
>what the ****? Why am I hurting   
>squish   
   
poor lobsters.
>be a lobster
>oh ****! the cooks about to boil me alive!
>noooooooooooo!
>titanic sinks
>BACK TO THE OCEAN BITCHES!
>HA HA, YOU'RE ALL DROWNING! BITCHES!
>starting to get too deep... water pressure building
>what the ****? Why am I hurting
>squish

poor lobsters.
#157 to #124 - shitshitshit
Reply +1
(11/09/2012) [-]
>squish

why am i loling so hard
#158 to #157 - blahdudeblah
Reply +1
(11/09/2012) [-]
cause reasons.
cause reasons.
#114 to #75 - thelastgemini
Reply +1
(11/09/2012) [-]
The more you know!   
   
mfw those poor lobsters...
The more you know!

mfw those poor lobsters...
#160 to #114 - goodnighthelena
Reply 0
(11/09/2012) [-]
Why is this happening?
#87 to #75 - fartgrenade
Reply +9
(11/09/2012) [-]
People might be voting you down but I liked your tl;dr at the end (even though it was for a 3 sentence post)
#79 to #75 - pelwi
Reply -4
(11/09/2012) [-]
You just had to ruin it.