Lobsters used to be considered "peasant food" (probably >5 lbs lobsters tasted nasty).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster#History

Learn something new everyday.

I think you're confusing jellyfish with crustacea

Nope. Lobster telomerase never shortens. In fact it lengthens as they age.
The older they get, the more fertile they get as well.
Little bastards get stronger the longer we let them live.

telomerase is an enzyme, i think you meant telomeres which are the noncoding dna sequences at the polar ends of DNA strands

Does this mean that we got gigantic lobsters at the bottom of the ocean lead by a gigantic lobster king, just waiting to kill us?

Yes.

Learn a new thing everyday.

Can you confirm it by linking a legit article though?
Not saying you're lying, but you know...It's the internet.

http://en .wikipedia. org/wiki/Lobster#Longevity
I know people are still iffy about wiki even with the changes to it lately, so here's another one,
http://www .fightaging. org/archives/2007/06/ageless-animals-the-lobster-edition.php

I see, thanks a lot!
Time to dig in.