Titanic Miracle. Not OC. The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle , the lobsters in the kitchen. it Reply tit Delete Favorite. Unfortunately they died anyway because of their bound claws. Titanic miracle
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - psychopilot
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(11/08/2012) [-]
Unfortunately they died anyway because of their bound claws.
#2 to #1 - mynameisnotmike
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User avatar #53 to #1 - pokemonstheshiz
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(11/09/2012) [-]
and even if that wasn't the case, the water there is too cold and deep for them.
#55 to #1 - cjasper
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#41 - halor
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Poor lobster's
User avatar #75 - gotohemp
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Sorry but the lobster wouldn't have survived the depth. Their optimal ecology is at shore line but it can extend out to the continental shelf. The area where the titanic sunk was beyond the continental shelf, unfortunately.

tldr; no lobsters were spared that night
User avatar #79 to #75 - pelwi
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(11/09/2012) [-]
You just had to ruin it.
User avatar #145 to #75 - fosforgasxiii
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(11/09/2012) [-]
I knew that, but you have to admit this was pretty funny even tough it was false.
User avatar #159 to #75 - goodnighthelena
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Smarts on FJ.
#114 to #75 - thelastgemini
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(11/09/2012) [-]
The more you know!   
   
mfw those poor lobsters...
The more you know!

mfw those poor lobsters...
User avatar #160 to #114 - goodnighthelena
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Why is this happening?
#87 to #75 - fartgrenade
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People might be voting you down but I liked your tl;dr at the end (even though it was for a 3 sentence post)
#124 to #75 - blahdudeblah
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(11/09/2012) [-]
>be a lobster   
>oh ****! the cooks about to boil me alive!   
>noooooooooooo!   
>titanic sinks   
>BACK TO THE OCEAN BITCHES!   
>HA HA, YOU'RE ALL DROWNING! BITCHES!   
>starting to get too deep... water pressure building   
>what the ****? Why am I hurting   
>squish   
   
poor lobsters.
>be a lobster
>oh ****! the cooks about to boil me alive!
>noooooooooooo!
>titanic sinks
>BACK TO THE OCEAN BITCHES!
>HA HA, YOU'RE ALL DROWNING! BITCHES!
>starting to get too deep... water pressure building
>what the ****? Why am I hurting
>squish

poor lobsters.
User avatar #157 to #124 - shitshitshit
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(11/09/2012) [-]
>squish

why am i loling so hard
#158 to #157 - blahdudeblah
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(11/09/2012) [-]
cause reasons.
cause reasons.
#5 - rawrbowwow
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(11/09/2012) [-]
That's why these guys are so damn happy
That's why these guys are so damn happy
#40 - ChanChan
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#56 - esmebuffay
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(11/09/2012) [-]
It's a crab but still related.
#65 to #56 - ktulu
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Justice!
#106 - furyofthestorm
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Bad luck lobster.
Biologically immortal.
One of the most delicious animals.
User avatar #128 to #106 - darkjustifier
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(11/09/2012) [-]
Learn something new everyday.
#140 to #106 - TheRedDragon **User deleted account**
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#148 to #106 - prozmbieeater
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User avatar #112 to #106 - alexeilvlrussian
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I think you're confusing jellyfish with crustacea
User avatar #116 to #112 - furyofthestorm
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Nope. Lobster telomerase never shortens. In fact it lengthens as they age.
The older they get, the more fertile they get as well.
Little bastards get stronger the longer we let them live.
User avatar #137 to #116 - voxseppo
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Does this mean that we got gigantic lobsters at the bottom of the ocean lead by a gigantic lobster king, just waiting to kill us?
User avatar #155 to #137 - akg **User deleted account**
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Yes.
User avatar #118 to #116 - alexeilvlrussian
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Learn a new thing everyday.

Can you confirm it by linking a legit article though?
Not saying you're lying, but you know...It's the internet.
User avatar #120 to #118 - furyofthestorm
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(11/09/2012) [-]
http://en .wikipedia. org/wiki/Lobster#Longevity
I know people are still iffy about wiki even with the changes to it lately, so here's another one,
http://www .fightaging. org/archives/2007/06/ageless-animals-the-lobster-edition.php
User avatar #121 to #120 - alexeilvlrussian
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I see, thanks a lot!
Time to dig in.
User avatar #119 to #118 - wooyoungkim
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Look it up on google. There's plenty of articles about lobster and possible immortality. They didn't prove it, but it is supported by many evidences.
#146 to #116 - kennyroks
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telomerase is an enzyme, i think you meant telomeres which are the noncoding dna sequences at the polar ends of DNA strands
#8 - KillenZehJews
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#67 - leyhoooo
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I am free!
#42 - grimmwaters
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