Canadian crimes

My town recently erected it's third tim hortons.

You know you're Canadian when...

remember that like it was yesterday....... its was a full cup, the lid hadn't even been opened. its moments like that, that makes me think there is no god. R.I.P you you delicious liquid of the almighty tims.

Canadian crime scene?

-work in a pet store in Canada
-regular customer tells us he saw someone picking the lock to the chameleon tank and stole one
-catch thief, he denies it
-regular customer looks at him and says 'I saw you take it, don't lie!'
-thief immediately gives back chameleon, apologizes 50 times and thanks the customer for making him 'think about his poor actions'.
-thief gives us the money in his wallet as apology, we tell him to keep his money and hope he learns his lesson

Canadian crimes.

Of course it's Tim Hortons...

**skwigelf rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at i have a boner ** my last crime

Who let the two year old chalk a crime scene? That's totally not the shape of that cup.

didn't even salvage the cup for the possible freebie! tis a true crime.

OH GOD MY CANADIAN EYES!!!!!! Not to mention all the fucking snow is preventing me from getting my timmies.....

i used to live in canada when i was little... goddamn i miss Tim Hortons

Hey we take pride in our Tim Hortons!

This happened to me sorta.
I was working in construction this past summer in Toronto, and it was about 45 degrees Celsius every day. Someone bought me a large ice capp, and I fucking tripped, ate shit, and spilled my ice capp, which the ground soaked up in less than ten minutes.

One of the worst days of my summer.

Actually, Canadian crime scares me shitless: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Tim_McLean

OH GOD put a GORE warning on this...
to think I just ate lunch...

MFW I also work at Tim Hortons

HA! It is even the Tim Hortons cup!

oh delicious nectar of the gods, why?

probably just manslaughter

NOOOO why is this not hidden in morbid channel! i didn't need to see this sick shit!