piss. . T str Down! To he Ar max Hoists. So -mu cam HEAR IT SPLASH. I piss with all the force I can muster to assert my dominance.
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T str Down! To he Ar max
Hoists. So -mu cam HEAR
IT SPLASH
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#11 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - DrBobsPatient (11/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i just pee on the carpet then blame their cat.
#7 to #2 - ogopogofod (11/08/2012) [-]
Gets real awkward when they don't have a cat...
User avatar #32 - Pharonix (11/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I piss with all the force I can muster to assert my dominance.
#14 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (11/08/2012) [-]
Piss in the middle of the bowl, assert your dominance, rule the house and don't even spare a single **** to those who weep at the glory of your pissing!
#39 - RipperMan ONLINE (11/09/2012) [-]
#47 - UNIQUELOL (11/09/2012) [-]
Their face when they don't hear a splash, and you're a male.
Their face when they don't hear a splash, and you're a male.
User avatar #17 - sidheim (11/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I seriously don't get this fear of pissing or ******** .

When I take a **** I don't give a **** how noisy I am. QUIT BEING SO BETA.
User avatar #18 to #17 - thice (11/08/2012) [-]
Your name is now Plop.
#58 - breakfastlunch (11/09/2012) [-]
I muster all the force I can to show my complete dominance over their household with a rumbling splash like a thousand storms.
I muster all the force I can to show my complete dominance over their household with a rumbling splash like a thousand storms.
#66 - EvilApples (11/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If you don't want to be heard why not just piss on the side of the bowl instead?
#38 - Omegashenron (11/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #6 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (11/08/2012) [-]
I pee in the shower at friends houses. then i proceed to vigerously masturbate and eject my load into the nearest shampoo.
my friends are covered in mini me's.
User avatar #57 - abovelawl (11/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
one of my friends' friends came over to my house
first time meeting him
ask to use the bathroom, "sure dude"
takes a ****
realize it smells like **** in there for a while
find out he put his used ****** toilet paper in the little garbage can in my bathroom
who does that?
#48 - weinerdick (11/09/2012) [-]
I piss as hard as I can to make sure they hear me.
<- MFW I piss at Bobsafudge's house
User avatar #9 - aesmith (11/08/2012) [-]
> Be at friends house, need to pee
> They're all in the garage for some reason. Seems like good time to go.
>Sit down and commence piss to avoid noise, meh.
> Hear a click from the door. The lock moved, oh **** .
> Manage to cover dick with boxers
> 2 girls 1 boy stood outside the door laughing.
>Alpha mode "If you wanted to see me with my trousers down all you had to do was ask". Get hit by one of the girls boyfriend, Beta mode recommences.

Never use the toilet outside the home again unless I'll piss everywhere if I don't.
User avatar #4 - novemberthreeone (11/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I like to keep a big bucket of water in my bathroom so when I go in, I slowly empty it into the toilet, taking periodic breaks in between. By the time i come out drying my hands they're usually in tears on the floor.
User avatar #1 - fourtwentt (11/08/2012) [-]
i just piss in the sink
User avatar #78 - doodogger (11/09/2012) [-]
I PISS DIRECTLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOWL TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE.
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User avatar #28 - furrypuppy (11/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So.. I am not the only one who's been worried that when you're peeing/ ******** in a public/ friend's bathroom, someone might be listening with their ear to the door? I've had this fear for as long as I can remember >_>
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