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Russia vs Canada in DayZ

was requested to upload, not mine credits in pic

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Submitted: 11/07/2012
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#1 - frodothetroll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (44 replies)
#65 - responsibletim (11/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Brazilian servers.
Brazilian servers.
User avatar #31 - xkronusx (11/08/2012) [-]
ok so dayz story tiem?

>start new server
>play for about 15 minutes people start joining
>no way to stop people from joining
>hackers enter server
>15 tanks roll by and one jeep picks me up
>nukes raining down on the forest
>hackers leave
>every gun and vehicle possible in a 100 meter radius
>all my wut
#75 - guywithnopants (11/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I run after people with an axe screaming in direct chat.   
They get so scared that instead of shooting me they run away.
I run after people with an axe screaming in direct chat.
They get so scared that instead of shooting me they run away.
#148 - synapse (11/08/2012) [-]
I played on a russian server last night, here's what's happened.   
I wondered about in pitch black, I don't even know how to use a flashlight. I ran about, and found some random guy. He then followed me, we went to a lighthouse and met 2 other russian people. After that, we went on on a road, and found a village full of zombies. We split into 2 pairs, i went with some random WIMMIN. After a while of sneaking about in search for ammo, she got hold of a crowbar, broke my leg and ran away. As I saw her walking off backwards laughing maniacally, two zombies approeached her and simply ate her, just like that. HELL YEAH KARMA IS AWESOME!
I played on a russian server last night, here's what's happened.
I wondered about in pitch black, I don't even know how to use a flashlight. I ran about, and found some random guy. He then followed me, we went to a lighthouse and met 2 other russian people. After that, we went on on a road, and found a village full of zombies. We split into 2 pairs, i went with some random WIMMIN. After a while of sneaking about in search for ammo, she got hold of a crowbar, broke my leg and ran away. As I saw her walking off backwards laughing maniacally, two zombies approeached her and simply ate her, just like that. HELL YEAH KARMA IS AWESOME!
#89 - fentom (11/08/2012) [-]
MFW 9 years old Russian kids are spamming the TF2 server with their microphones.
User avatar #112 - evilwheatleycore (11/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
*Continuation of earlier thread*

THUMBS FOR ALL
#114 to #112 - notified (11/08/2012) [-]
**notified rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at So many feels ** thumbs for all!
#87 - beatmasterz (11/08/2012) [-]
**beatmasterz rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at My Halloween pumpkin **


dutch servers
#101 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yes, yes. We get it. Canadians aren't violent. Russians are violent.
User avatar #3 - fapperdefap (11/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
when i play on a:
french black ops server:
-no famas
-no galil
-no nubetube
-no sec chance
-no rpg
-no shotgun
-no AUG
-no ak-74u
-no spawnrape
-no camping
-no glitching
-no pffensive language
-no quickscoping
-no claymore
-no soundwhoring
-no overpowered teams
-no tomahawk
-no ballistic knife
-no knife running
-violators will be kicked
-we kick for clan members
on a scottish server:
-no rules, great scottish
#109 - aesis (11/08/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'd love to play DayZ so much.

Too bad I'm stuck on a shitty notebook running with 0.99GB of RAM.
I can just barely run Minecraft.

I was just wondering, is it really worth spending so much on building a gaming PC?
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User avatar #26 - lazorman (11/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
here...
OFFICIAL DAYZ STORY THREAD

>on a skype call with a buddy trying to meet up with new characters
>we arrive at the same barn after a bit
>he says "stop running around dipshit you're pulling like every zombie"
>oh fuck what "no Im just laying in the grass"
>other guy runs away CRISIS AVERTED YAY
>1 minute later we're walking away from the barn (friend had a makarov, I had a hatchet)
>hear SUPER FUCKING LOAD gunfire
>"HOLY FUCK" I drop to the floor
>other guy is shooting at friend with a lee enfield
>luckily the guy is a horrible shot and land only one shot out of like 5, doesnt even get down him
>little bitch tries to run away
>oh fuck you no
>run after a player who has a lee enfield with a goddamn hatchet
>hack the bitch, break his legs
>shoots me when he's on the ground, breaks my legs
>kill him with about 2000 blood left
>eat some meat
>take his lee enfield
>it was a good day
#153 - angelious (11/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>hear about day-z mod for arma2   
>buy arma 2   
>try install the mod   
>bought wrong arma   
>day z doesnt work   
<-mfw
>hear about day-z mod for arma2
>buy arma 2
>try install the mod
>bought wrong arma
>day z doesnt work
<-mfw
User avatar #66 - keygen (11/08/2012) [-]
>be me in DayZ
>got everything in game and killing lots of bandits
>remember good guys that i helped before
>they're five or six people
>take out my satchel charge
>go say hi
>"hey guys take this backpack"
>place satchel charge
>open side channel mic
>scream from down my throat
>"ALLAHU AKBAR" blow satchel
>keygen was killed (along with 5 other people)
#82 - thethread (11/08/2012) [-]
All servers are like Russian Servers. Trust noone.
All servers are like Russian Servers. Trust noone.
User avatar #80 - tredbear (11/08/2012) [-]
I spend too much time on FunnyJunk, I need to get my homework done.
#48 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (11/08/2012) [-]
forgot the endless supply of vodka in the bottom panel
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#45 - rosacee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #92 to #45 - mrgilly (11/08/2012) [-]
What field of science is efficience?
#116 - insaneguy (11/08/2012) [+] (5 replies)
How does one go about getting DayZ anyway?
How does one go about getting DayZ anyway?
User avatar #69 - alfjnn (11/08/2012) [-]
>Break Legs in Devil's Castle (Best part of the Map btw. Fuck the cities)
>Log out for 6 Hours
>Friend goes on an epic Search for Morphine and medical Supplies
>I log back in and he heals me instantly.

This man will forever be my hero.
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