Ass Money. tastes like ass.. This is why I pay with my debit card. I know for sure that it has been in a hooker's asscrack to avoid any disappointments! buttmunnies
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User avatar #29 - millenia (11/08/2012) [-]
This is why I pay with my debit card.

I know for sure that it has been in a hooker's asscrack to avoid any disappointments!
#34 to #29 - thearcher (11/08/2012) [-]
Didn't Quagmire swipe his card down a stripper's crack once though?
User avatar #36 to #34 - millenia (11/08/2012) [-]
I have no idea, I don't watch Family Guy :P

I wouldn't be surprised, though
User avatar #15 - oppression (11/07/2012) [-]
This is the second post on dollar bills in a stripper's butt crack in a row so far.
#38 - vegetatheprince (11/08/2012) [-]
This was made by MadCapper, like a year ago.
#20 - goll ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #20 - jacobomexicano (11/08/2012) [-]
And now you too have handled my ass pennies!
#26 - trollnot (11/07/2012) [-]
Wow way to steal someone else's oc.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/MadCapper
User avatar #2 - lincolnpenis (11/07/2012) [-]
Someone PLEASE post the gif of Woody Harilson drying his eyes with money.
#3 to #2 - wutrudoin (11/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - lincolnpenis (11/07/2012) [-]
yaey.
User avatar #42 - sinonyx (11/08/2012) [-]
no chance in hell a $20 was in a strippers ass...
User avatar #25 - Swallowtail (11/07/2012) [-]
Hey,,, umm... this was a comic made by madcapper on fj... maybe you should credit her... it would be nice of you since youre sort of riding on her coattails here...
#39 - yourbaus (11/08/2012) [-]
im sure a bill of that magnitude is too pure for such dirty activities
User avatar #23 - woofman ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
why u no give credit to funnyjunk comic maker?
#41 - derak (11/08/2012) [-]
>implying any man in his right mind would tip a stripper with a ******* 20.
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User avatar #67 - MadCapper (11/14/2012) [-]
Well...at least you waited a year...
User avatar #50 - yesyouunderstand (11/08/2012) [-]
Hah. Nobody tips strippers with $20s.
#48 - tastycupcakes (11/08/2012) [-]
Whats with all these ******* posts about money being in strippers butt cracks? yeah someone also most likely snorted cocaine with it too.
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#11 to #9 - konradkurze (11/07/2012) [-]
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sheen snorts money?
#14 to #9 - lazyvoltage (11/07/2012) [-]
Mostly in 'Murica.
#53 - hybredmoon (11/08/2012) [-]
Well, look on the bright side, if she got tipped with a $20 at least she was a high dollar stripper. Nah, just kidding, this post is bad and you should feel bad.
User avatar #54 to #53 - konradkurze (11/08/2012) [-]
so many people whine about paying a stripper $20

hell if a stripper was hot enough id throw $20's at her
User avatar #55 to #54 - hybredmoon (11/08/2012) [-]
Yea, some of us are old enough to actually go to strip clubs though, and we know better.
User avatar #56 to #55 - konradkurze (11/08/2012) [-]
i work security in an apartment building where alot of stippers live
i get to see them up close, some are worth $20 tips
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#57 to #56 - hybredmoon (11/08/2012) [-]
No. No woman who thinks shaking her ass in a thong is a valid career choice deserves to have money thrown at them, ever. Now, do I appreciate the fact that some women have so little self respect that they will dance nude for my entertainment? Hell yea, I love titties. Do I respect them and think they deserve monetary rewards for attempting to manipulate me through my love of tits? FAWK no. I got more respect for hookers, at least some of them are willing to put in a little effort for their money.
User avatar #60 to #57 - konradkurze (11/08/2012) [-]
Strippers are the display models and hookers are the take home models

ive never actually gone to a strip club, never plan to, whats the point in paying to get a cocktease?
tried a hooker once, but when i hadnt finished after 2 hours she started bitching about me taking too long.....kinda asked her what the **** , quick finish schoolboys does she normally put out for
User avatar #61 to #60 - hybredmoon (11/08/2012) [-]
I usually only go to strip clubs cause that's where my group of friends decided to hang out for the night. I've never gotten a hooker in the U.S. to afraid of STD's. But in Germany prostitution is a legal licensed occupation and they get tested every month, so I've visited a couple Redlight districts when I wanted a quick lay but was too drunk to speak intelligibly.
#64 to #61 - konradkurze (11/08/2012) [-]
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those times.....when the pyro from team Fortress 2 is more understandable speaking than hybredmoon is when drunk

sad fact, if youre that drunk to speak you'd be limp as a wet noodle too
not worth paying a hooker for her to play with a dead worm
#40 - Userjames (11/08/2012) [-]
**Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at this ** Does anyone remember that youtube video called pennies in my ass?
**Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at this ** Does anyone remember that youtube video called pennies in my ass?
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