Clients From him
Tell your designer he can' t leave until tomorrow morning,
I may want to change some of the wording on the website.
I dont want him doing it from home, as someone might
hack him and see what Pm planning..."
The garbage looks too dirty. Can we make the garbage
Mom! I will clean the kitchen in a minute! I am on the
phone with my web developer."
Prospective client: for a logo?'. Why are you so
expensive? My nephew has Photoshoped can Just get
him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he' s at it.
Client: “Hi Jess. We no longer need our website up as we
are merging. Can we please get a refund on the hosting
and the website? I have attached the receipts from the
past two years. Kind regards,”
Email from client:
CLIENT: Please can you print the attached Poster
Second email from client.
CLIENT: Iol It would help if I attached it!
CLIENT: “My intenet isn' t working, and I need to check
my night number, and my stocks, etc.”
ME: “What are you emailing me from?”
CLIENT: “What do you mean? A computer obviously.”
6 minutes pass while I wait for him to put it together)
CLIENT: “Hello? Are you going to help me or not?!"
Client: our site has Been hacked! There are little orange
Boxes on it!
Me: Yes, those indicate RSS feeds. You' ll see them on all
Client: Well, we should remove them, they look like
Client: Since you are a women, I think you will find this
The assignment revolved around kites. I I don' t know
what Being a woman had to do with anything.
CLIENT: "Can you make the site so that it doesn' t show any
products until someone has completed a survey? We want
to gain valuable feedback from them first."
ME: "So let me get this straight. You don' t want to sell
products to someone until you can collect valuable
marketing data that helps you to sell products to people?”
WW Done with everything
Whoa, whoa. Why are you building the site on a Mac? I
told you, everyone here in the office is on a Dell. They' re
going to want to see the site too."
CLIENT: “For this Email Blast, can we send out a
ME: "No, that won' t work, Because you' d have to hope
everyone has Powerpoint on their computers. If they
don' t, they can' t read It."
CLIENT: "Right, right. Can we Just paste it into the email?”
ME: “The Powerpoint?"
CLIENT: "Yeah, Just - you know, that controler thing you
ME: "No... it doesn' t work that way."
CLIENT: “Oh. so how come Powerpoint doesn' t Just come
with? It' d be a lot easier to send this email to people."
ME: “What' s the email of?”
CLIENT: “It' s two images for an Maite."
ME: “I could Just email the two Images."
CLIENT: “Side by side?”
ME: “No. Email doesn' t really work very well n landscape
CLIENT: “Okay. Well, Pit think of something."
ME: “You do that."