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Hell cont.. This is what clients from hell end up getting clientsfromhell.net <-- The website I am getting these from. I apologize for my last post, it was s

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Clients From him
Nata:
Tell your designer he can' t leave until tomorrow morning,
I may want to change some of the wording on the website.
I dont want him doing it from home, as someone might
hack him and see what Pm planning..."
The garbage looks too dirty. Can we make the garbage
cleanin"
Mom! I will clean the kitchen in a minute! I am on the
phone with my web developer."
Prospective client: for a logo?'. Why are you so
expensive? My nephew has Photoshoped can Just get
him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he' s at it.
Client: “Hi Jess. We no longer need our website up as we
are merging. Can we please get a refund on the hosting
and the website? I have attached the receipts from the
past two years. Kind regards,”
Email from client:
CLIENT: Please can you print the attached Poster
Nothing attached
Second email from client.
CLIENT: Iol It would help if I attached it!
Nothing attached
CLIENT: “My intenet isn' t working, and I need to check
my night number, and my stocks, etc.”
ME: “What are you emailing me from?”
CLIENT: “What do you mean? A computer obviously.”
6 minutes pass while I wait for him to put it together)
CLIENT: “Hello? Are you going to help me or not?!"
Client: our site has Been hacked! There are little orange
Boxes on it!
Me: Yes, those indicate RSS feeds. You' ll see them on all
major sites.
Client: Well, we should remove them, they look like
hacking.
Client: Since you are a women, I think you will find this
assignment interesting.
The assignment revolved around kites. I I don' t know
what Being a woman had to do with anything.
CLIENT: "Can you make the site so that it doesn' t show any
products until someone has completed a survey? We want
to gain valuable feedback from them first."
ME: "So let me get this straight. You don' t want to sell
products to someone until you can collect valuable
marketing data that helps you to sell products to people?”
CLIENT: "Yes."
WW Done with everything
Whoa, whoa. Why are you building the site on a Mac? I
told you, everyone here in the office is on a Dell. They' re
going to want to see the site too."
CLIENT: “For this Email Blast, can we send out a
Powerpoint Presentation?”
ME: "No, that won' t work, Because you' d have to hope
everyone has Powerpoint on their computers. If they
don' t, they can' t read It."
CLIENT: "Right, right. Can we Just paste it into the email?”
ME: “The Powerpoint?"
CLIENT: "Yeah, Just - you know, that controler thing you
showed me."
ME: "No... it doesn' t work that way."
CLIENT: “Oh. so how come Powerpoint doesn' t Just come
with? It' d be a lot easier to send this email to people."
ME: “What' s the email of?”
CLIENT: “It' s two images for an Maite."
ME: “I could Just email the two Images."
CLIENT: “Side by side?”
ME: “No. Email doesn' t really work very well n landscape
mode.”
CLIENT: “Okay. Well, Pit think of something."
ME: “You do that."
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#4 - Ken M (11/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i'm a web designer and i can confirm clients, really are this dumb. I had a client ask me why he needed to pay for hosting and domain, and said a true proffessional could just "put the website up there"
User avatar #6 to #4 - smittywrbmnjnsn (11/08/2012) [-]
What if a true professional COULD just put it up there?
But you're not a true professional?
User avatar #2 - iamnaked (11/07/2012) [-]
I love these, some of the funniest content on FJ
User avatar #9 - whosaidwut (11/08/2012) [-]
I don't know why, but the kite one just made me laugh so hard... It still hurts
#14 - Tatou (11/08/2012) [-]
I am studying Computer Science. I was thinking of going into web design (or at least database management). Should....should I stop? I'm scared
#13 - themastertroller (11/08/2012) [-]
i can't even   
   
i just can't
i can't even

i just can't
User avatar #3 - thejerseyjenn (11/07/2012) [-]
that polish website... wtf.
User avatar #12 - pyrocrisis (11/08/2012) [-]
If this is remotely accurate i'm going to hate my job
User avatar #11 - andalitemadness (11/08/2012) [-]
"Mom! I will clean the kitchen in a minute! I am on the phone with my web developer."
I don't get this one, what's so bad about that?
#1 - boldham (11/07/2012) [-]
**boldham rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at It's not what it looks like... it's rape ** The first Client.
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