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Although I may not have a say in this election, I do prefer a candidate
who keeps his business out of MY vagina, among other things, thank you
very much.
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But Bill Clinton isn' t even running
I agree. I figure if we get rid of Planned Parenthood,
we might as well shut down all the health clinics and hospitals while
we are at it, that way we aren' t discriminating women and
we an extend the stupidity to the entire nation,
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l Get your rosaries off my ovaries.
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#3 - sapphireblossom has deleted their comment [+] (12 replies)
#7 to #3 - bokkos ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Let me explain something to you. Sex is by far the best thing since dinosaurs. And if you want to 						****					 with that, with the ability for a free man to blow a load into his lady without fear of child support, then I'm going to have to kindly ask you to sincerely 						****					 off and have a wank. This effects men and women, and just because women find you repulsive and avoid you does not give you the right to make decisions for them.   
Long live cream pies.
Let me explain something to you. Sex is by far the best thing since dinosaurs. And if you want to **** with that, with the ability for a free man to blow a load into his lady without fear of child support, then I'm going to have to kindly ask you to sincerely **** off and have a wank. This effects men and women, and just because women find you repulsive and avoid you does not give you the right to make decisions for them.
Long live cream pies.
User avatar #1 - mahjimmiesarusslin (11/07/2012) [-]
Both candidates have a say on your vagina, It is state property bitch
#31 - Nameloc (11/07/2012) [+] (11 replies)







I don't want this baby, let me put it up for adoption!
#18 - tkuja (11/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #28 - thejerseyjenn (11/07/2012) [+] (23 replies)
I am pro life simply because people just don't know how to take responsibility anymore. If the child is the result of a rape alright I would support that person getting an abortion if they wanted. But if it's because they were too lazy to use a condom or to forgetful to take the pill everyday then they should remember what comes of that. It's a child no matter how much you want to dehumanize it.
#25 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
"Stay out of my uterus government!"

"Pay for my contraception government!"

Dafuq?
User avatar #23 - rinnutehpokemonz (11/07/2012) [-]
Whores.
User avatar #34 - mynameisgeorge (11/07/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Well, if planned parenthood continues to exist, it is a massive bias towards women.

Without a child, sex is just for pleasure and if the government supports giving people free stuff for sexual pleasure (i.e contaceptives) , there should be government sponsored dildos and fleshlights if you want equality. "Oh, but that would be a massive waste of money" you may say. Well hypothetical commenter, that is my point, sponsoring free contraception like Obama wants to do is a ******* horrible waste of money.
"Well, sex is between two people and it is about love" you may say, well I doubt you are thinking about a girl's wonderful personality when you're plowing her from behind ( in most of your cases 2 inches deep in her). Without any other uses (i.e reproduction) sex is just glorified mutual masturbation, so it wouldn't be much different than using a dildo or fleshlightwith another person. And if you truly want "equality for all, and the rights to do what they please with their bodies", you must also realize that some people do not have sex and you are discriminating against them if you do not give out self-pleasing devices.
If teenagers want to be stupid and irresponsible, let them, but don't give them a "get out of parenthood free" card.

TL;DR Either make dildos and fleshlights free, or make people pay for contraceptives.
User avatar #41 to #36 - mynameisgeorge (11/07/2012) [-]
But the purpose of having sex with contraceptives in the beginning is for the recreational, so the medicinal purposes are irrelevant.

And sex isn't a "human" thing, a large portion of animals have sex, so it's a primal thing, and if you can't control your primal urges enough to ensure that you won't have a financial burden (baby) or health burden (STD) then you are a sad excuse for a human being.
#8 - ballzach (11/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
was it too hard to crop out the two not funny comments?
User avatar #19 to #8 - sheperdofthestars (11/07/2012) [-]
But the bottom one was also funny.
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#63 - biggrand (11/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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not trying to sound like a dumbass, and i could be wrong,but isnt abortion a state issue? I mean regardless of what candidates say to get votes, im pretty sure abortion, marijuana, guns, and **** like that are decided by the state or congress in general opposed to a single person.

and if im wrong well here's this conan/ natr gif
User avatar #17 - pizzaragazza (11/07/2012) [-]
birth control and abortions over focusing on jobs and the economy... lol im done
#56 - hudspud (11/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Or Option 3: stop being a cheap bastard and buy your condoms with your own money, not my taxes
User avatar #43 - esmebuffay (11/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If girls kept other guy's business out of their vaginae it wouldn't even be an issue.
#27 - devildogpratt (11/07/2012) [-]
1. You are voting for petty things that the federal government shouldn't even control over the state of the economy?
2. Obama isn't keeping his hands to himself, you just like where he is touching. He has made it mandatory for all healthcare plans to provide contraceptives. Including ones given by Catholic businesses and the like. Many people suing the kim jongistration over that.
#78 - Omegashenron (11/07/2012) [-]
Her comment is from Flight of the Conchords. Also who gives a 						****					 about the moral policies right now? Yep thats why our contries economy is 						****					, cuz gays cant marry and people are not getting enough abortions. I supported romney and it had nthing to do with his ethics. I disliked his ethics but I also know that 90% of politicians are focused on money and theres no money in stopping abortions and gays getting married. His economics were strong, unlike Obama who is going to do the same 						****					...again.
Her comment is from Flight of the Conchords. Also who gives a **** about the moral policies right now? Yep thats why our contries economy is **** , cuz gays cant marry and people are not getting enough abortions. I supported romney and it had nthing to do with his ethics. I disliked his ethics but I also know that 90% of politicians are focused on money and theres no money in stopping abortions and gays getting married. His economics were strong, unlike Obama who is going to do the same **** ...again.
#61 - trickytrickster (11/07/2012) [-]
Abortion is much more than a religious belief. With more research into embryos and fetuses, more people are thinking "wow that's ****** up".
User avatar #57 - lulzyllama (11/07/2012) [-]
Whether out of personal, political, or religious belief-
Most people who support planned parenthood: "I support medical autonomy." - In reference to women whom should be able to dictate the proceedings of their own biological course and opening reprieve from the physical consequence non-consenting sexual intercourse . Overall seeking protection of a freedom of will - requires lack of fetal autonomy.
Most people who don't support planned parenthood: "I support medical autonomy." - In reference to unborn human life which is unable to: survive without 36+weeks permanent biological support / provide an interpretable defense to discontinuation of vital biological support due to lack of physical and cognitive development. Overall seeking protection of a freedom of will - requires lack of mother's autonomy.

Tragically and diametrically opposite, yet incredibly similar.
Both sides, a clear nemesis from the others' view.
Somehow politically kim jongistrated inalienable rights must be deferred to deal the situation.
Who goes unjustified?
#44 - deathoftheparty (11/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
****** women shouldn't even be allowed to vote
#62 to #44 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
yo man that's sexist
#13 - horaquan (11/07/2012) [-]
The third comment is far funnier than the one underlined…
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