Yo mama so poor!. . Your mom' s so poor, she walks down the road And If you ask her If she lost a shoe, she says, "No, Hound one!". "yo momma so black,when she goes outside the street lights come on."
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Yo mama so poor!

Your mom' s so poor, she walks down the road
And If you ask her If she lost a shoe,
she says, "No, Hound one!"
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#4 - darkwhiteboner (11/07/2012) [-]
"yo momma so black,when she goes outside the street lights come on."
#22 - randomlyici (11/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #8 - battlefieldlover (11/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Your mother is so obese, when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.
User avatar #5 - secretdestroyers (11/07/2012) [-]
Yo mama's so ghetto, when she breastfeeds, Kool-Aid comes out!
#12 - apocalypticburrito (11/07/2012) [-]
Yo mama so fat when she sits on the bus
she sits next to everybody

Yo mama so ugly when she looks out the window
shes convicted of murder

Yo mama so so hairy the only language she speaks
is wookie

Yo mama so fat when she goes swiming
the whales sing "we are family, even though you fatter than me"
#9 - laughable (11/07/2012) [-]
if your mom was a videogame shed be rated E for Everyone
User avatar #33 - SuperCookie (11/07/2012) [-]
Yo mama's so poor, I went to her house to eat, grabbed a paper plate, and she said "Don't use the good china!"
User avatar #29 - imalex (11/07/2012) [-]
you mama so fat the gif i was gonna post of her was to big to for fj
#25 - revelrii (11/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Yo mama so fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows are KFC.
-4
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#24 to #13 - fridgelid (11/07/2012) [-]
dis ***** hard as **** when his balls splode look at dis ***** all erect dat aint even shopped
User avatar #11 - smashingprodigy (11/07/2012) [-]
Your mom is so fat, when she was sleeping, she fell off both sides of the bed.
User avatar #1 - avastbluesky (11/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what episode is this from?
#32 - kingredeaded (11/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #34 - colfer ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
Yo mama's so fat, her graduation photo was taken by google earth
User avatar #14 - drunkasaurus (11/07/2012) [+] (11 replies)
ITT: Jokes we've heard hundreds of times
User avatar #23 to #14 - bitchplzzz (11/07/2012) [-]
The chicken ***** the road.
With an aids dick
+1
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User avatar #3 - theawsomeones (11/07/2012) [-]
your mama is so poor she can't even pay attention
#30 - anonymous (11/07/2012) [-]
Yo mamma so fat that when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
User avatar #20 - iaskedalexandria (11/07/2012) [-]
Yo mama so hairy, she's just afros on her nipples.
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