James Bond - The Nymphographic. I'll delete if repost.. Thats about 75 sexytimes... ... that we know of. bond james
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#27 - valve (11/07/2012) [-]
#7 - switchblayde (11/06/2012) [-]
Thats about 75 sexytimes...

... that we know of.
User avatar #70 to #7 - turboderp (11/07/2012) [-]
+ all the times they had to do the scenes again to get them as they wanted..
#8 to #7 - roarflmao ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
#56 to #53 - mzmz (11/07/2012) [-]
I see what you did ther. Though i read it as prepare Jupiter when i first read it. my astrology sucks.
User avatar #71 to #56 - points (11/07/2012) [-]
#55 to #53 - grimmwaters (11/07/2012) [-]
#15 - lolshadowjewtwo (11/06/2012) [-]
I have a folder dedicated to Timothy Dalton.
inb4 worst james bond
User avatar #64 to #15 - sommerli (11/07/2012) [-]
worst james bond.
User avatar #16 to #15 - lolshadowjewtwo (11/06/2012) [-]
And I am watching Licence to Kill.
Best movie in my opinion.
It is also my favorite movie of all time.
User avatar #34 to #16 - driverist (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm watching it as I type this, I maintain the point that The Living Daylights is better. IMO
#24 to #15 - anon (11/07/2012) [-]
A lot of film critics say tahtTimothy Dalton was actually the closest depiction to the James Bond Ian Flemming wrote about.
User avatar #35 to #24 - quinnthecreator (11/07/2012) [-]
Ian Flemming was opposed to Sean Connery playing James Bond due his upbringing.
User avatar #84 to #24 - infamoustrapper (11/07/2012) [-]
i thought they say that daniel craig is the closest depiction to the james bond because he's so serious....
User avatar #26 to #24 - lolshadowjewtwo (11/07/2012) [-]
He was! My reason of why I love him.
#85 - tentaquil (11/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #58 - kuraithevision (11/07/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do the chicks from 1962 to 1978 just look hotter?
User avatar #52 - brettyht (11/07/2012) [-]
...and a Partridge in a Pear tree!

Too soon for that?
#83 - bekindtoall (11/07/2012) [-]
Possible minor spoilers:
Skyfall -
Random girl (Credited as Bond's Lover) (Tonia Sotiropoulou) 1x = Bed
Eve (Naomie Harris) 1x = Floor (implied)
Severine (Berenice Marlohe) 1x = Shower

User avatar #93 to #83 - YourLordAndMaster (11/07/2012) [-]
Thank god for that because if not Daniel Craig would be the worst Bond when it comes to shagging.
User avatar #95 to #93 - sonicwind (11/07/2012) [-]
he is simply the worst bond. They arnt even bond movies anymore, they are more like Bourne movies; run, **** explodes, shoot, run, **** explodes, waaaaaah my bitch died, more explosions and roll credits.
User avatar #98 to #95 - jordoguy (11/07/2012) [-]
I said the exact same thing, they're trying to make James Bond serious and it just doesn't work, not under the James Bond name anyway. Should be stand alone movies.
User avatar #100 to #98 - sonicwind (11/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - jordoguy (11/07/2012) [-]
He doesn't have any, it's too serious and realistic for that, it's just not as fun to watch as the old ones.
User avatar #102 to #101 - sonicwind (11/07/2012) [-]
he doesnt even look like any previous bond or how the books describe him
User avatar #103 to #102 - jordoguy (11/07/2012) [-]
I guess they're just trying something different with it but for me it doesn't work well, I miss the crappy one liners and how he would always come back from anything even if he fell off a cliff or something.
User avatar #105 to #103 - sonicwind (11/07/2012) [-]
yea, I miss his whit too its what made him Bond but worst of all they changed his drink gave it the super faggy lemon twist. Bond is supposed to be a mans man of men he ***** any woman he wants, he is a ******* bad ass, he is funny, he is intelligent he drinks martini's shaken not stirred not some faggy lemon twist cosmopolitan hes more sex and the city Bourne than James mother ******* Bond.
User avatar #106 to #105 - jordoguy (11/07/2012) [-]
Let's just hope with the next bond they go back to old formula of cheesy laughs, several women a movie and total bad assery
User avatar #108 to #106 - sonicwind (11/07/2012) [-]
I think there needs to be a distinction between traditional Bond badassery and the Micheal Bay style of pandering; explosions = awesome man movie.
User avatar #113 to #105 - symustafa (11/07/2012) [-]
That lemon twist? Is called a Vesper, named after Vesper Lynd, the first woman James Bond ever loved. Like the books. If anything, Daniel Craig is the closest depiction of Bond to the books.
User avatar #115 to #113 - sonicwind (11/09/2012) [-]
I thought it was a Vespa which i thought made it all that gayer.
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User avatar #96 to #95 - grantanater (11/07/2012) [-]
^Obviously hasn't seen skyfall^
#82 - sirfistalot (11/07/2012) [-]
I just love Roger Moore,I always had a great laugh watching bond movies starring him   
Here op, you can have this.
I just love Roger Moore,I always had a great laugh watching bond movies starring him
Here op, you can have this.
#78 - aarbun (11/07/2012) [-]
Alexei Volkoff was James Bond twice?
Alexei Volkoff was James Bond twice?
#92 to #78 - kanudaman (11/07/2012) [-]
Oh god how I miss chuck :(   
There was an episode on James Bond...
Oh god how I miss chuck :(
There was an episode on James Bond...
#112 to #92 - aarbun (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one :)
I'm glad I'm not the only one :)
User avatar #51 - jinjo (11/07/2012) [-]
Bond's slowig down.. I think his age may be an issue.
User avatar #39 - koobzacc (11/07/2012) [-]
Forgot the wife of the dude in casino royale...
User avatar #6 - Lolinator (11/06/2012) [-]
Eva Green has my vote as best bond girl so far. Cried manly tears when she died at end of casino royale.
User avatar #20 - patchesdacrazy (11/07/2012) [-]
Daniel Craig doesn't have time for pussy, he's too busy being a complete bad ass mother ****** !
User avatar #87 - ButtonFly (11/07/2012) [-]
Hot Air Balloon?
Oval Office?
On top of the Sphinx?
On top of a pile of Dead Bodies?
Only James Bond would be slick enough to somehow convince a girl to sleep with him on top of a mountain of corpses.
#62 - bubbabrent (11/07/2012) [-]
**bubbabrent rolled a random image posted in comment #1363718 at Item Discussion ** last girl i made love with
User avatar #68 to #62 - blackcomet (11/07/2012) [-]
More like last person to make love to you.
#48 - ifuckedher (11/07/2012) [-]
The mans had sex twice while suba diving
#36 - kingofyourmom (11/07/2012) [-]
i didnt see sean connerys 'never say never again'...there was at least three or four times in that one....just sayin
#81 to #36 - bekindtoall (11/07/2012) [-]
Not produced by Albert Brocolli's EON Productions and therefore is not an official James Bond movie, it is just a remake of Thunderball anyway.

Picture is relevant

User avatar #37 to #36 - Yojimbo (11/07/2012) [-]
That's because that movie is a disgrace to the Bond name
#38 to #37 - kingofyourmom (11/07/2012) [-]
true as that may be, it still counts...daniel craigs movies are up there....same concept. still bond, still counts?
User avatar #41 to #38 - Yojimbo (11/07/2012) [-]
Disagreed. They took Sean Connery (a previous Bond) and brought him BACK for a weird, crappy 80's remake of his older film Thunderball. Not the same concept as Craig's movies.
User avatar #43 to #41 - kingofyourmom (11/07/2012) [-]
Hmm. I stil dissagree, but i meant that even though the movie was heinous (correlation between NSNA and the two newest movies) it was still under the name Bond. If i am incorrect, please explain and i shall happily go on my way.
User avatar #50 to #43 - Yojimbo (11/07/2012) [-]
Although it is, it is considered an "unoffical" Bond movie, like the original Casino Royale.
User avatar #45 to #36 - msrdotwozero (11/07/2012) [-]
thank you I agree, I was going to get that posted too
#13 - bigmanblue (11/06/2012) [-]
missed 1 in cassino royal
he sleeps with a married women fairly close to the start ( if i remember correctly)
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