Final Hell

Clients From him
Nata:
I work as a mm editor. My client owns an event planning
company that mainly deals with parties and concerts. This
happened:
CLIENT: This is good, Ijust can' t believe you let this guy' s a”
occupy so much of the frame at 02: 22!
ME: Excuse me?
CLIENT: That guys a”! It' s all people will look at'.
ME: would you like me to replace the shot?
CLIENT: No... I like it. But can you make it smaller!
ME: Make what smaller!
Client: That guy' s a”!
ME: I can cut the chip' s duration a little shorter, and add in
another clip. Though I would really suggest Just replacing it.
CLIENT: No, nevermind. I' ll call him about his a” and we' ll see
what we can work out.
The client phoned mm minutes after sending me an email.
CLIENT: I' Just sent you an email.
ME: Yes, I got it thanks. I' already read it and replied to it.
Client: Wow, that was quick. Anyhow, the email contains the
new text for the Brochure.
Me: Yes, thanks - I read that.
Client: Excellent. If it all looks okay, Just send me an email to let
me know.
Me: Yes, I already have.
Client: Great. Don' t let me keep you, I really need you to respond
ASAP.
M l “We will need to Buy these images to use them for the
site."
Client: "Why don' t you take them from Google images T. It will
save us money.”
After completing and submitting an invoice for a small
project, I had Become Increasingly annoyed with the c lent
since payment was well over a month past due, and I really
needed to get the account settled by the end on the month.
Monday:
ME: “I II need to add a 515 late fee to your account if the
Balance Isn' t settled by the end of the month (next week)!’
CLIENT: “I understand. I promise that I II put a cheque in
the mail today.”
Thursday:
Errggre the cheque should have Been here by now, since he
lives and works in the same city as I do. After checking my
mailbox and s not rmtrju a check. I decided to send the
client an femail to remind him of his promise, and that I
would add a 515 late fee to the Balance if I didn' t receive a
check by following week.
CLIENT: The site is not loading. I restarted the server and
nothing happened.
ME: What do you mean By restarting the server?
CLIENT: I closed Internet Explorer and opened it again
A client asked for a square image for their website.
CLIENT: This image doesn' t seem to be square. I needed a
square image to m the design.
ME: You asked for a 200 by 200 pixels square image, and
this is exactly 200x200.
CLIENT: I know it' s 200x200, But it' s not square.
A very and picky client was looking for voiceover
talent. She did not want to pay very much But wanted
someone “who sounds like James Earl Jones.”
By some miracle, the talent company found someone who
sounded almost exactly the real James Earl Jones. I
excitedly played the clip for the client. Her response?
Eeww. No. He sounds black.”
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