Simon says bend over. Not mine . Undo list 1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public, 2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each o
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Simon says bend over

Not mine

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Undo list
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar.
Eat in public,
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them
to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out
lemons on street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say "I
bet you' re all wondering why I gathered
you here today."
ti. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY
they would like tries with that.
ti, Run into a store, ask what year it is.
when someone answers, yell "It
worked!" and run out cheering.
T Become a doctor, Change last name to
Acute.
tit. Change name to Simon. Speak in third
person,
at Buy a parrot, Teach the parrot to say
Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
to Follow joggers around in your car
blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for
encouragement.
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Submitted: 11/06/2012
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