The best pickup line ever. They will fall down dripping spahgetti. Hell. [lid will fall from heaven have sex with me. Gif related God, I love Red vs BLue
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The best pickup line ever

They will fall down dripping spahgetti

Hell. [lid will fall from
heaven
have sex with me
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#51 - rainbowsgoboomtwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#71 - chrislafff (11/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Gif related   
   
God, I love Red vs BLue
Gif related

God, I love Red vs BLue
#36 - frenchgenocide (11/06/2012) [-]
Bitch, please, THIS is the best pickup line ever
#16 - marlkarxthethird (11/06/2012) [-]
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#17 - desdemona (11/06/2012) [-]
You don't have to say Lumos to turn me on.
#3 - have (11/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #50 - herefortheporno (11/06/2012) [-]
I put the STD in stud, now all I need is u.

#97 - storrsie (11/07/2012) [-]
Jenna Marbles...? T_T
#75 - fapodap (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#70 - latinotornado (11/06/2012) [-]
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#14 - obkso (11/06/2012) [-]
I have a knife and a penis. One of them is going inside you.
User avatar #9 - tikledpikle (11/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
nice shoes, wanna **** ?
User avatar #11 to #10 - tikledpikle (11/06/2012) [-]
I was in Comm School with a chick who's brother used that very same pick up line on a woman. She wasn't wearing any shoes, they ended up getting married.
#98 - alegithorsecock (11/07/2012) [-]
"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."
"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."
#78 - senortanto (11/07/2012) [-]
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Best pickup line:
I got a penis and a knife, and one of them is going inside of you. Your choice
#58 - FUUUU (11/06/2012) [-]
I just lost my 						****					 in the cafeteria, everyone is looking
I just lost my **** in the cafeteria, everyone is looking
#29 - mendingo (11/06/2012) [-]
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#18 - asquanimous (11/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hey angel, did it hurt when you - have sex with me!
Hey angel, did it hurt when you - have sex with me!
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