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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my nootla, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

is this the part where i say "DO YOU EVEN LIFT FIGHT ME IRL" or do i use that later?

HAHAHA
It's not like this is one of the most overused copy-pastas in the history of fucking funnyjunk.
I mean, you guys sure now how to put a stop to this.
You do know there is more than one copy pasta right?

Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree’s by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Hey Hulahoobs,

My name is Ross, and I have something for every single one of you. All of you are foolish, unrealistic, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid porn pictures. You are missing the finer side of life here. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any fossils? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than collecting Giraffe bones and calling them fossils.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was top scorer in the history test and was awarded for my work in paleantology. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot best friend (She just blew me; Shit was SO JURASSIC). I even have a lesbian wife (U MAD?). You are all idiots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my best friend

As the poster of this content I approve of this comment

I'm giving you a thumb just because you took the time to write that all out. I did lol.

you must be new here

that looks like shit, not as in it looks dusigusting as in it would taste bad

try sugar with salt; hate me later..

Same here. But the worst part is that my allergy developed, and before it did I used to eat nutella EVERY FUCKING DAY.

You must be mistaking. Do you have any idea how many cocks are in him at the moment?

No no no, what I meant was...

Hang on...

Maybe this one?

Shit.

ranbo

wat r u doin

ranbo

stahp

I would have given you a thumb for each post if I could.

Lol I had so many more but just decided to let it alone.

I agree with this man.

MFW I tell people who are cumming from the taste of Nutella that I do not like it.

awesome gif.
sauce?

It's from a Lenscrafters commercial I believe.

it seems like it. any idea which year?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYKv3E0gLdE

It was back in 2011.

nice, thanks!

Nutella crepes.

Check Title, Deskription and Tags ;)

YOUR WHOLE LIFE HAN BEN A LIE.

What the FUCK did you just admit?

I haven't tried Nutella myself, and I can't, we don't have it in my country :'(

What country do you live in???

Send me your address, dude. IN FULL. I'll fix this shit REAL quick. PMs.

I live in Norway, but is it even legal to post personal stuff like that? xD

FUCK NOT GIVEN. PRIVATELY MESSAGE ME YOUR ADDRESS.

You, my Norwegian friend, are about to get 2 small jars of HEAVEN.

And no, its not illegal. Just stupid to publicly post. Thats why i said PM. lol

Careful on your judgement with those "nutella" assholes.