Superstitious twat. Partially OC, cropped the FML and added the picture.. Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to be Superstitious twat Partially OC cropped the FML and added picture Today I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious to be
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Superstitious twat. Partially OC, cropped the FML and added the picture.. Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to be

Partially OC, cropped the FML and added the picture.

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to
end on December 21st, she actually thinks it' s an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. PML
46254 l" 343 I agree. your life sucks , - no it . ‘H
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#1 - taurusguy
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(11/05/2012) [-]
A slut always finds a excuse
#70 - hockeykicksass
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(11/06/2012) [-]
90% of the stories on FML are pure ********, this is not exception
#95 to #70 - cometfire
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Naw I thought everyone was honest on the internet~
User avatar #104 to #70 - ryanmck
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(11/06/2012) [-]
You think someone would just go on the internet and lie?
#109 to #70 - chucho
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#121 to #109 - anon id: 341b1b10
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Nice thumbnail, faggot.
User avatar #76 to #70 - DrBobsPatient
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(11/06/2012) [-]
"today my dad just gave birth to my brother and said that i was the father. FML"
User avatar #86 to #76 - SgtBaha
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(11/06/2012) [-]
No man, that one was legit.
#18 - TheCynic
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(11/06/2012) [-]
The people who worshiped corn, put babies' heads between two boards to make their heads look like corn, and thought that our skin was made of corn had created a calendar, and that calendar is ending.   
   
   
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
The people who worshiped corn, put babies' heads between two boards to make their heads look like corn, and thought that our skin was made of corn had created a calendar, and that calendar is ending.


WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
User avatar #72 to #18 - renier
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Also, the kings bleed their genitals in worship of the sun.
#19 to #18 - doopleganger
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#120 - fatchildwithaids
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(11/06/2012) [-]
**fatchildwithaids rolls 00**
#27 - betaguy
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User avatar #69 - Jackimole
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Sounds like the boyfriend believed her ****** excuse.
#94 - cometfire
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Take her to the top of one of the Mayan pyramids and tell her that by laying on her back and sewing her cunt shut using a cactus needle and hair, she will save the earth.
Take her to the top of one of the Mayan pyramids and tell her that by laying on her back and sewing her cunt shut using a cactus needle and hair, she will save the earth.
#101 to #94 - anon id: 0a6dade9
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ooooooooh........I thought you were gonna say rip out her beating heart and show it to her then remove her head and kick it down the pyramid. My bad, I'll put my sacrificial knife away.
User avatar #26 - bellamour
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I know I'm probably being an idiot, but the government could use this as an excuse to "mysteriously" kill off a great deal of the world, leaving such a small population that would be easy to control.

I'm a writer so I tend to overthink things that would be cool stories.
User avatar #43 to #26 - ijiek
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(11/06/2012) [-]
NWO
User avatar #75 to #26 - demandsgayversion
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(11/06/2012) [-]
As if we're not easy enough to control
#87 to #26 - darthblam
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Not to ruin your fun or anything but.. this assumption is as ridiculous as the idea of the Mayan "apocalypse" itself. I can safely the that the vast majority of the world is not superstitiously stupid enough to think that the end of the world will be Dec 21. There is no way a government could use it as an excuse for anything...

Honestly the worst that's going to happen on that day is small amount of stupid people killing themselves or getting themselves arrested by doing something idiotic for their "last day".

Sorry to be a killjoy/dick but.. this stuff just irks me.
#67 to #26 - Thevaultboy
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(11/06/2012) [-]
MFW your comment.
MFW your comment.
User avatar #28 to #26 - shogg
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Write this book.
******* WRITE IT NOW.
User avatar #29 to #28 - bellamour
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(11/06/2012) [-]
If I did it, it would end up being a rip-off of fallout, kinda. Government takes over, random hero wanders around discovering the truth and trying to save the remains of humanity.

I might actually ******* do that.
User avatar #30 to #29 - shogg
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Dude, you have an amazing idea.
An award winning idea.
Write it. I will buy it.
User avatar #31 to #30 - bellamour
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Haha, thanks.

I'll take your advice and work on this book.
User avatar #33 to #31 - shogg
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Or I will rape your throat
User avatar #32 to #31 - shogg
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Keep me posted!
User avatar #34 to #32 - bellamour
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Will do, sir/madam, I'll work on it from time to time and let you read it.
User avatar #35 to #34 - shogg
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I love you
#36 to #35 - bellamour
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #40 to #34 - mightyohm
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ORRRR, you could post it to Fj, one chapter at a time...I shall subcribe imeadiately
User avatar #42 to #40 - bellamour
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(11/06/2012) [-]
That is a better idea. Will do.
User avatar #44 to #42 - mightyohm
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I had a good idea for once...**** YES
User avatar #45 to #44 - bellamour
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk isn't meant for this kind of thing, but oh well.

Never doubt yourself, ever. You can accomplish more than you or others can ever imagine. If you have an idea, state it, no matter how stupid it might be. You never know, small ideas can change the world.
User avatar #47 to #45 - mightyohm
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,,,it was joke.(normally would post a pic a russin chick with this...My reaction folder is gone.)
User avatar #48 to #47 - bellamour
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(11/06/2012) [-]
My apologies, I just don't like when people down themselves.
User avatar #37 to #31 - ferrettamer
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I'd buy it as well. Sounds like a good idea
#55 to #29 - BadManTaliban
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Can i co-write it? i like being a part of things...
Can i co-write it? i like being a part of things...
User avatar #57 to #55 - bellamour
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Sure, why the **** not.
#58 to #57 - BadManTaliban
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Hooray!   
   
pic related. its us after we finish this epic.
Hooray!

pic related. its us after we finish this epic.
#85 to #58 - tysonboh
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(11/06/2012) [-]
they should kill everyone except like, 100 people, and then the 100 people sit around and be fat and lazy and drive sports cars in this big city filled with roller coasters.

thats how i imagine a post-apocalyptic world.
User avatar #112 to #85 - biggydy
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Me too. Or at least that's what i'm going to do. Go to rich people houses and live in there, use their cars and **** around the city.
User avatar #62 to #29 - makethingsworse
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Other writer reporting in. Good idea. Perhaps the hero could have been one of the figures behind the genocide and is now trying to repent?
User avatar #10 - aidmck
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(11/05/2012) [-]
you did not make the picture
you did not write the fml post
therefore 0% OC
User avatar #11 to #10 - fizzor [OP]
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(11/05/2012) [-]
True. But I did put those together. Hence partially OC.
User avatar #12 to #11 - aidmck
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(11/05/2012) [-]
putting two images together does not make OC
User avatar #14 to #12 - fizzor [OP]
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Again, partially. And they sort of are, if you're the one who puts them together. You put at least slight effort in it. But, I don't wish to argue about the matter.
User avatar #13 to #11 - aidmck
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adding: using that logic makes compilations of pictures OC
#15 to #13 - eiad
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(11/05/2012) [-]
dude shut up.. at least he didn't steal the picture from another website.. he put it together.
why do you have to be such a faggot
#103 - jiggabooforyou
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(11/06/2012) [-]
What a bitch.
What a bitch.
User avatar #115 to #103 - victoryismine
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(11/06/2012) [-]
What movie is this from? I used to know but I forgot.
#116 to #115 - anon id: dec8df25
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Wanted
User avatar #127 to #116 - foreverxalone
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Didn't they do it in anger management? Or am I just mixing movies?
User avatar #117 to #116 - victoryismine
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Thanks.