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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. IF YDU' RE DODGING AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF
BAILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. THE BLOCKAGE WILL
INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID YOURSELF WHEN SLIDING VEGETABLES BY
SEEING SOMEONE ELSE TC) HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE TOILET SEAT _ USE THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS =- SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF
AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE
ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL
PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP
AFTER YOU HIT THE SNEEZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.
THEN YDU' LL BE AFRAID TC) DAUGH.
I YOU ONLY NEED TWD TOOLS IN LIFE _ AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT
DOESNT MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE IF IT SHOULDN' T MOVE
AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
B. REMEMBER _ EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW
THEM.
IF YOU CANT FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YDU' GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES _ NOT REALLY
SOCK) FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TC) YOUR FACE WHEN
PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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