do you even.. .. Stick-shift? In MY Amurrica? It's less likely than you think.
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Submitted: 11/04/2012
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User avatar #1 - ReapLight (11/05/2012) [-]
Stick-shift? In MY Amurrica? It's less likely than you think.
User avatar #2 - nucleartacoz (11/06/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in driving school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret underground street races, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in gorilla drifting and I’m the top drifter in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another phaggot. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, phaggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drift in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed drifting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States compound lots and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” repost was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. I swear I'll wreck you mate, I swear it on my mum's life.
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