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Hot IDC..
CLIENT: “Don' t use sky blue as a Background color,
we don' t like it. I assume you did this is bceause of
a ‘feel good factor'.”
HIE: “Don' t you want your customers to feel good?”
CLIENT: “That' s not essential as long as they spend
their money.”
I was working on a billboard for a new client. He sent
me a a gunsword document outlining all the products,
priers, and discounts he offers.
HIE: "You do realize people need to read this while
driving? You ean' t have more than maybe 1 5 word "
CLIENT: "Don' t worry about that! Just put some big
pictures on it - peopie' II want to stop to read it all”
HIE: “So you want me to mam the billboard with big
pictures and all that text so people will stop their ear
in the middle of a Busy boulevard to read your
billboard?”
CLIENT: “Sure! Don' t worry about it! A little traffic:
never hurt anyone”
CLIENT: I want the customers to leave their email
address and I will reply with the Ideation of the store.
HIE: I hardly think that they will give you their email
address Just for that.
CLIENT: But if they leave their phone numbers, I' ll
have to pay out the nose to eall them with the
address...
client: I want more ethnic: people, I feel as if there are
too many "white'' people.
Hie: I see only one picture with Caucasian people in it -
you want them gone?
client: Maybe you eould Just give them a tan? or make
them more ''thug@ shi"'
I need some changes to the magazine ad you
designed last year. Gan I Just buy your hard drive that
the ad is on so that I ean make my own changes?"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - kinglobster
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(11/04/2012) [-]
okay. here's my hard drive. just ignore the 120gb of HD porn.
#5 to #1 - HarvietheDinkle
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(11/05/2012) [-]
#12 to #5 - sheperdofthestars
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 - eccleston
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(11/05/2012) [-]
**eccleston rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at blockbuster **
MFW I read "Can I buy your Hard drive that the ad is on?". Not sure if I should laugh or cry, hence the roll.
#20 to #18 - curtisbentley
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Brilliant roll man.
Brilliant roll man.
#23 to #20 - bobbyembry
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(11/05/2012) [-]
its so beautiful!
its so beautiful!
#25 to #23 - griphun
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(11/05/2012) [-]
This movie was a masterpiece.
This movie was a masterpiece.
#27 to #18 - jammydodgers
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User avatar #28 to #18 - faggotishshit
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(11/05/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that people below or above me said this, but, that roll is special, It has been bestowed by the roll gods upon you, do not fail them.
User avatar #29 to #18 - iiholmesii
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Probs be seeing this on front page tomoz I guess lol, nice roll
User avatar #19 to #18 - redclover
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(11/05/2012) [-]
flawless roll.
#26 to #18 - fireprincess
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(11/05/2012) [-]
#13 - shakalakaboomboom
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(11/05/2012) [-]
"+10 for more -10 for No"   
I know it doesn't matter now but what would you have done if the rating was in-between -9 and 9
"+10 for more -10 for No"
I know it doesn't matter now but what would you have done if the rating was in-between -9 and 9
#24 to #13 - dirigiblequixote
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Well, obviously he . . .

Um . . .

. . .

Huh.
#22 - bobbyembry
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Can I buy everyone's hard drive so I can have all the reaction pics?
Can I buy everyone's hard drive so I can have all the reaction pics?
#7 - josieabby
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(11/05/2012) [-]
bad kitty!
User avatar #17 to #7 - danytheop
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(11/05/2012) [-]
At first I just saw the room part and it looked like a dildo machine. I need a life
#15 - djponee
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(11/05/2012) [-]
More "Thuggish"
#11 - primerpower
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(11/05/2012) [-]
#6 - captainwow
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(11/05/2012) [-]
Don't you ******* touch my hard drive. It's mine. Everything on it is mine. Nobody else's.

Don't even think about it. ************************************************************************.
#8 - TARDIS
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(11/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - captainthunderfart
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(11/04/2012) [-]
First one reminded me of Mr. Burns or something.
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