Hell#8. Freeman here. Clients From Hot IDC.. CLIENT: “Don' t use sky blue as a Background color, we don' t like it. I assume you did this is bceause of a ‘feel  tags
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Hell#8

Freeman here

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Clients From
Hot IDC..
CLIENT: “Don' t use sky blue as a Background color,
we don' t like it. I assume you did this is bceause of
a ‘feel good factor'.”
HIE: “Don' t you want your customers to feel good?”
CLIENT: “That' s not essential as long as they spend
their money.”
I was working on a billboard for a new client. He sent
me a a gunsword document outlining all the products,
priers, and discounts he offers.
HIE: "You do realize people need to read this while
driving? You ean' t have more than maybe 1 5 word "
CLIENT: "Don' t worry about that! Just put some big
pictures on it - peopie' II want to stop to read it all”
HIE: “So you want me to mam the billboard with big
pictures and all that text so people will stop their ear
in the middle of a Busy boulevard to read your
billboard?”
CLIENT: “Sure! Don' t worry about it! A little traffic:
never hurt anyone”
CLIENT: I want the customers to leave their email
address and I will reply with the Ideation of the store.
HIE: I hardly think that they will give you their email
address Just for that.
CLIENT: But if they leave their phone numbers, I' ll
have to pay out the nose to eall them with the
address...
client: I want more ethnic: people, I feel as if there are
too many "white'' people.
Hie: I see only one picture with Caucasian people in it -
you want them gone?
client: Maybe you eould Just give them a tan? or make
them more ''thug@ shi"'
I need some changes to the magazine ad you
designed last year. Gan I Just buy your hard drive that
the ad is on so that I ean make my own changes?"
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User avatar #1 - kinglobster (11/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
okay. here's my hard drive. just ignore the 120gb of HD porn.
#18 - eccleston (11/05/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**eccleston rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at blockbuster **
MFW I read "Can I buy your Hard drive that the ad is on?". Not sure if I should laugh or cry, hence the roll.
#13 - shakalakaboomboom (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"+10 for more -10 for No"   
I know it doesn't matter now but what would you have done if the rating was in-between -9 and 9
"+10 for more -10 for No"
I know it doesn't matter now but what would you have done if the rating was in-between -9 and 9
#22 - bobbyembry (11/05/2012) [-]
Can I buy everyone's hard drive so I can have all the reaction pics?
Can I buy everyone's hard drive so I can have all the reaction pics?
#7 - josieabby (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
bad kitty!
#15 - djponee (11/05/2012) [-]
More "Thuggish"
#6 - captainwow (11/05/2012) [-]
Don't you ******* touch my hard drive. It's mine. Everything on it is mine. Nobody else's.

Don't even think about it. ************************************************************************ .
User avatar #3 - captainthunderfart (11/04/2012) [-]
First one reminded me of Mr. Burns or something.
#21 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
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#14 - alucardshellhound (11/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #10 - warbob ONLINE (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"That's not essential as long as they spend their money."

America in a nutshell
#16 to #10 - anonymous (11/05/2012) [-]
EA not America
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#2 - shawaddy (11/04/2012) [-]
This is why we can't have nice things. :(
#9 - rollcore (11/05/2012) [-]
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