>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking
>go to their hotel to sober up
>buy some redbull and coffee
>open up redbull container to find only Rum
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap
>they flee outside in fear
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river
>it's tequila
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow
>all their papers are blank
>"guess we have to put no data?"