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nice try Greenland
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#25 - mattdoggy (11/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study   
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over   
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls   
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer   
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking    
>go to their hotel to sober up   
>buy some redbull and coffee    
>open up redbull container to find only Rum   
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar   
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey    
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces   
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap   
>they flee outside in fear    
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river   
>it's tequila    
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry   
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight   
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine    
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply   
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow   
>all their papers are blank   
>"guess we have to put no data?"
>scientists go to Greenland to conduct study
>have few nips of alcohol on the flight over
>greeted at the terminal with a bottle of champagne and pretty girls
>pretty girls take him to nearest bar where they get scientists free beer
>later that night scientist are feeling tired of all the drinking
>go to their hotel to sober up
>buy some redbull and coffee
>open up redbull container to find only Rum
>hoping to find caffeine they go to the mini bar
>open a coke and take a swig to find it's whiskey
>panicking they run to the faucet to splash their faces
>pure Vodka runs out of the tap
>they flee outside in fear
>one trips and falls off a bridge into a river
>it's tequila
>crying, confused, and highly inebriated they cry
>it begins to rain sweet relief to their delight
>after a moment however they realize it is a strong proof of moonshine
>in tears they accept their fate and stick their heads into the nearest puddle on the ground full of scotch and drink deeply
>wake up a month later at their offices somehow
>all their papers are blank
>"guess we have to put no data?"
#69 - drewbridge (11/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Holy **** , western hemisphere, are you even trying?
#144 - pooflinger (11/05/2012) [-]
And don;t think we don't see you there, Western Sahara!
#51 - alucord (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #118 - tables (11/05/2012) [-]
Greenland was too drunk to submit their information.
#67 - martinapplejack (11/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Russia is at the top of the list. Big surprise
User avatar #4 - inthenameofcake (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The UK is extremely red, no surprise there.
#170 - evantheboss (11/05/2012) [+] (14 replies)
******* Europe lol. Seems like a fun place to live.
User avatar #18 - unhappyface (11/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
that's for 15+ what about under 15... i think the uk would win it
#22 to #18 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
Det kan i sgu godt glemme
User avatar #54 - sekeido (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And just LOOK at Hawaii!
User avatar #58 to #54 - HAwAII (11/05/2012) [-]
What ABOUT me?
#215 - Nazistick (11/05/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**Nazistick rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Monster Comp 2 ** Meanwhile, In Russia.
#234 - anonymous (11/05/2012) [-]
>mfw I'm eastern european
>mfw according to our standards I'm almost an abstinent
>mfw I went to USA on students exchange and won every drinking contest while being here
>mfw I have no face
#209 - draxdiesel (11/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)
And this is why i don't understand all those "go home ..... you are drunk." In england we don't leave home till we are drunk. in the evening anyway.    
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And this is why i don't understand all those "go home ..... you are drunk." In england we don't leave home till we are drunk. in the evening anyway.
gif slightly related.
#142 - sparcon (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**sparcon rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Toph and Lin ** What greenland actually drinks.
#1 - stroef (11/04/2012) [-]
#197 - ludislavonac (11/05/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I'm somewhat surprised that Americans drink less than us Europeans, than again I remember you don't have rakija, oh well
#91 - squidsey (11/05/2012) [-]
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#288 - jakols (11/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The only reason why Norway is as beige as it is instead of flaming red is that we travel to Denmark to get drunk and buy our liquor.

i **** you not. it is cheaper for most Norwegians to take the boat to Denmark, Book a hotel room, party as **** all weekend, buy cigarettes and liquor and take the boat back home, than it is to have a weekend on the town back home.
so the northern coast of Denmark is almost always crowded with Norwegians, getting too drunk and ******* **** up for the Danes... cause you know, that's how we roll

***** expensive up here
#258 - skinless (11/05/2012) [-]
i expect no-less from Russia
i expect no-less from Russia
#230 - fiddyone (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A lot of Europe is in the red!
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