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An oven mitt is something you use to pick up things within an oven.

oven is a stove thing where you cook shit.
A Mitt is kind of like a giant, talking turd, if you can envision that.

oven, Mitt.

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#119 to #6 - thepyras (11/05/2012) [-]

I loved when he said that and the media went all crazy over it, like not a single one of them had ever heard a joke before.

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#136 - Giovone (11/05/2012) [-]

**Giovone rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Beer Chugging ** what he did after

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#7 - dikslapping (11/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)

how about when you are sleeping, finally, and some bitch opens the window on the side of the sun. And it shines in your fucking eyes.

fucking bitch

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#48 to #7 - toosexyforyou (11/05/2012) [-]

Probably what the woman was thinking.

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#175 to #48 - dikslapping (11/05/2012) [-]

What I am thinking is for international flights. with the plane dark with the occational reading light. then you get the sunrays of sleep death

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#122 - nigelthornberries (11/05/2012) [-]

**nigelthornberries rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Chunks ** hfw

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#88 - theshaman (11/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)

>be in 4th grade
>reading "Series of Unfortunate Events" on plane
>lady with window seat asks "Would you like me to keep the window up?"
>I know think of this woman as an angel!!

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#129 to #88 - guye (11/05/2012) [-]

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#154 to #88 - jimmytwoshoes (11/05/2012) [-]

"I know think of this woman as an angel!!"
"I know think of this woman..."
"I know think..."
"know"

should be now*

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#196 to #154 - fatdudeee (11/05/2012) [-]

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#33 - BowChickaBowWow (11/05/2012) [+] (12 replies)

I watch planes take off every day. God, I love being a pilot.

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#97 to #33 - alphajunk (11/05/2012) [-]

A pilot in FJ!?

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#91 to #33 - garymuthafuknoak (11/05/2012) [-]

have you ever made a 9/11 joke to your co-pilot? that would be hilarious

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#228 to #91 - BowChickaBowWow (11/05/2012) [-]

No, I don't. I lost 3 cousins on 9/11.

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#232 to #228 - garymuthafuknoak (11/06/2012) [-]

>3,000 people in 9/11 died
>population of america is 300,000,000

seems legit

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#34 to #33 - FeeFieFoe (11/05/2012) [-]

You should fly into a building, just a suggestion.

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#35 to #34 - BowChickaBowWow (11/05/2012) [-]

In a cessna 177? Wouldn't do any damage besides leaving scorch marks on the wall.

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#37 to #35 - FeeFieFoe (11/05/2012) [-]

pussy

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#40 to #37 - BowChickaBowWow (11/05/2012) [-]

Go fuck yourself.

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#46 to #33 - Spikeydeath (11/05/2012) [-]

do they allow headcams, i would like to see a flight from a pilots perspective

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#160 to #46 - leebo (11/05/2012) [-]

If he's an airline pilot, I think he...just glides through clouds.

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#36 to #33 - yourbed (11/05/2012) [-]

**yourbed rolls 02**
Can you do a barrel roll next flight?

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#38 to #36 - yourbed (11/05/2012) [-]

damn it.

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#168 - quackle (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Pisses me off when people insist on booking a window seat and then do that.

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#205 to #168 - WhiteCrayon (11/05/2012) [-]

Also note that with a wall, you can lean on that and fall asleep much faster.

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#103 - bigshowsteveo (11/05/2012) [-]

mfw

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#158 - Yojimbo ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]

I would've been excited to see take off too! Assuming we're talking about her dress! Your-fault-for-not-getting-a-window-seat-five!

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#17 - immortalitysquared (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

mfw someone does that

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#27 to #17 - iwanttousenumbers (11/04/2012) [-]

Well, at least then she wouldn't have to worry about the light from the window. Good guy immortalitysquared

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#176 - midnightflower (11/05/2012) [+] (4 replies)

What probably really happened.

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#190 to #176 - shodaihokage (11/05/2012) [-]

This episode is why I hate airplanes

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#125 - parrotgod (11/05/2012) [-]

Bitch...

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#208 - opethfanphx (11/05/2012) [-]

MF every single time..

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#120 - sparcon (11/05/2012) [-]

hfw

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#219 - ganondork (11/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Logical solution:
"Excuse me ma'am, could you please open the shutters, I'd like to see us take off."
"Oh sorry young man, I hadn't noticed. My bad."

FJ's solution:
"I'D PUNCH THAT FUCKING CUNT IN THE GODDAMN FACE BLAAARGHHH"

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#226 to #219 - graydiggy ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]

It's a brilliant solution.

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#3 - basstard (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)

You might need this.

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#9 to #3 - anonibus **User deleted account** (11/04/2012) [-]

Your plane won't take off: Damaged exterior is pretty dangerous.

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#222 - pengpeng (11/05/2012) [-]

I only know one way to deal with people like that..

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