Upload
YouTube Videos
Funny Pictures
Funny GIFs
Funny Text
Funny Movies
Login or register
Your Posts
Login or register
Login / Create Account
Create Account
Email is optional and is used for password recovery purposes.
Click to Create Account
Login to FJ
reset password
Stay logged in
Click to Login
Log in/Sign with Facebook.
Log in/Sign up with Gmail.
Create Channel
animemanga
4chan
Tumblr-Content
vidyagaems
aww
cat
oc-comic-makers
WholesomeMemes
dccomics
dungeons-n-drags
politics
UnlimitFateWorks
FJNN
starwars
CartoonGoodness
marvel
twitter
cute
animals
Daily-Jokes
furry
joshingtime
OneForAll
overwatch-time
NegativeFrames
DankHistory
SVTFOE
zootopia
zawarldo
pokemon
warhammer40k
criticalrole
Healthyandstro
dank-meemz
ponytime
cringe-channel
tf2
Earth-chan
polandball
stevenuniverse
cooking
Remaining character count: 4000
Spoiler Image
[ + ]
Image or Video File:
Shortcuts: "C" opens comments. "R" refreshes comments.
Record voice message?
0:00
Click to start recording.
Enter Captcha Code:
Scroll to comment?
Back to the content 'First World Problem'
Refresh
Options
asd
2
new threads.
1
new replies.
#16
-
thisusernameisalie
Reply
+14
(11/04/2012)
[-]
Honestly, if I found the secret to immortality I wouldn't share it with the world.
#40
to #16
-
fedegon
Reply
+10
(11/04/2012)
[-]
I would tell them I know the secret to it, yet I wouldn't share, I would only apply it to myself and watch them squirm dying, as I say "You call me the villain, yet I never caused evil, I merely didn't share my goodness."
Then I would rape the women.
#90
to #40
-
thisusernameisalie
Reply
+1
(11/05/2012)
[-]
I would travel the world on foot. Every square inch of land.
#91
to #90
-
fedegon
Reply
0
(11/05/2012)
[-]
I guess I would also invent time travel and go 6000 years to the past, create the universe and fill the earth with weird skeletons, then later I would make humans and put a bearded dude into a madness state, then after he dies I'll bring him back and everyone will go mad.
#95
to #91
-
anon
id:
cb2936fd
Reply
0
(11/05/2012)
[-]
You mean 13.7 billion years into the past.
#94
to #91
-
scilla
Reply
0
(11/05/2012)
[-]
so, you think that the world was created 6000 years ago?
#19
to #16
-
negr
Reply
+1
(11/04/2012)
[-]
yea except after a couple hundred years most of earth wont be habitable. you would be alone only with your consciousness to suffer and go insane for the rest of eternity. i dont think you understand how terrible that really sounds. 100 years is a long time to begin with but more is just plain horrid.
#23
to #19
-
icefried
Reply
0
(11/04/2012)
[-]
If all the humans died and i were immortal i'd spend the first couple of hundred years watching all the porn ever created. Then i'd go exploring with a portable DVD filled with porn (solar charger). Then i'd start minecraft building a house and paint it with pornographic images. Then i'd read every book ever written and watch every movie ever made.
Then i'd start digging a hole and see how far i can go. Then i'd do some more minecrafting.
After that a couple of millenia have passed probably and i would have gained immense knowledge, i'd put together a solar powered computer and i'd start programing all the while making a VR machine, like the GECK from fallout. And then finally i'd be able to return to the world i once knew through.. nah, just kidding. I'd make a porn scenario and stay there for the rest of eternity.
See, i have a plan.
Really isolation is only a probelm if you liked human contact before.
#42
to #23
-
anon
id:
92a18d20
Reply
0
(11/04/2012)
[-]
Please if you do this, make a Favorite List with the porn.
#22
to #19
-
sirblank
Reply
0
(11/04/2012)
[-]
Assuming we as the human race don't colonize space. Which eventually will probably happen.
#51
to #22
-
negr
Reply
0
(11/04/2012)
[-]
even so, many theories state that the universe will end (of course it could start over again, it may have even happened many times). it wont be anything a space colony could escape.
#57
to #51
-
thisusernameisalie
Reply
+1
(11/04/2012)
[-]
If the universe ceased to exist it is granted that I would cease to exist.
Or I become a god
#72
to #57
-
negr
Reply
0
(11/05/2012)
[-]
what im saying is whats the point of living billions of years alone to end up not existing?
#89
to #72
-
thisusernameisalie
Reply
0
(11/05/2012)
[-]
Living billions of years.
#93
to #89
-
negr
Reply
0
(11/05/2012)
[-]
you would go insane from being alone and you would lose your sense if individuality and just become demented. it is not worth it to be mad for eternity
Back to the content 'First World Problem'
Top in 24 Hours
EMT Cat
678
3h ago
Hello, is this the KGB? No, this is Patrick!
776
4h ago
R2Dbirb
356
3h ago
Braille
773
5h ago
woah
329
2h ago
Great memory but lacks practice.
603
4h ago
Nappa
687
6h ago
Zelda Economics Are Wack Yo
294
2h ago
satisfying piquant hushed Mods
308
3h ago
second-hand spurious Squid
593
4h ago
Diabeetus
618
5h ago
Mah heart,mah sole
675
5h ago
straight unsightly Rail
340
2h ago
Riskrem
232
3h ago
puzzling vagabond tame Ape
418
3h ago
Evil
834
6h ago
slim wholesale Bee
691
6h ago
No inbetween
1041
8h ago
😂
863
7h ago
Random Interesting Facts Compilation
1175
8h ago
When he gives you nicknames
484
5h ago
When you’re tired of Tony's ----
260
3h ago
tangy hideous bright Swallow
357
4h ago
:)
720
7h ago
Great Restaurant Service
85
54m ago
Hearing
162
2h ago
Dark Souls Boss Fights be like
401
4h ago
parallel lively adaptable Dog
288
4h ago
Straw McPherson.
274
4h ago
"Mad White Boys"
109
1h ago
i call it, mister and missus Tenorman chili
175
2h ago
Building a dream house from old containers
281
4h ago
British Person and a Gun
367
5h ago
NVIDIA.
436
5h ago
real open rich Mink
527
6h ago
Choose Your Fighter!
93
1h ago
Random Interesting Facts Compilation
954
8h ago
I think we all knew this
330
5h ago
Not this time
193
3h ago
dazzling careful daily Butterfly
222
3h ago