Living billions of years. - #72479377 added by thisusernameisalie at First World Problem

#16 - thisusernameisalie

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(11/04/2012) [-]

Honestly, if I found the secret to immortality I wouldn't share it with the world.

#40 to #16 - fedegon

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I would tell them I know the secret to it, yet I wouldn't share, I would only apply it to myself and watch them squirm dying, as I say "You call me the villain, yet I never caused evil, I merely didn't share my goodness."
Then I would rape the women.

#90 to #40 - thisusernameisalie

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(11/05/2012) [-]

I would travel the world on foot. Every square inch of land.

#91 to #90 - fedegon

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I guess I would also invent time travel and go 6000 years to the past, create the universe and fill the earth with weird skeletons, then later I would make humans and put a bearded dude into a madness state, then after he dies I'll bring him back and everyone will go mad.

#95 to #91 - anon id: cb2936fd

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(11/05/2012) [-]

You mean 13.7 billion years into the past.

#94 to #91 - scilla

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(11/05/2012) [-]

so, you think that the world was created 6000 years ago?

#19 to #16 - negr

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yea except after a couple hundred years most of earth wont be habitable. you would be alone only with your consciousness to suffer and go insane for the rest of eternity. i dont think you understand how terrible that really sounds. 100 years is a long time to begin with but more is just plain horrid.

#23 to #19 - icefried

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If all the humans died and i were immortal i'd spend the first couple of hundred years watching all the porn ever created. Then i'd go exploring with a portable DVD filled with porn (solar charger). Then i'd start minecraft building a house and paint it with pornographic images. Then i'd read every book ever written and watch every movie ever made.
Then i'd start digging a hole and see how far i can go. Then i'd do some more minecrafting.
After that a couple of millenia have passed probably and i would have gained immense knowledge, i'd put together a solar powered computer and i'd start programing all the while making a VR machine, like the GECK from fallout. And then finally i'd be able to return to the world i once knew through.. nah, just kidding. I'd make a porn scenario and stay there for the rest of eternity.
See, i have a plan.
Really isolation is only a probelm if you liked human contact before.

#42 to #23 - anon id: 92a18d20

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(11/04/2012) [-]

Please if you do this, make a Favorite List with the porn.

#22 to #19 - sirblank

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(11/04/2012) [-]

Assuming we as the human race don't colonize space. Which eventually will probably happen.

#51 to #22 - negr

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even so, many theories state that the universe will end (of course it could start over again, it may have even happened many times). it wont be anything a space colony could escape.

#57 to #51 - thisusernameisalie

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(11/04/2012) [-]

If the universe ceased to exist it is granted that I would cease to exist.

Or I become a god

#72 to #57 - negr

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(11/05/2012) [-]

what im saying is whats the point of living billions of years alone to end up not existing?

#89 to #72 - thisusernameisalie

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(11/05/2012) [-]

Living billions of years.

#93 to #89 - negr

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(11/05/2012) [-]

you would go insane from being alone and you would lose your sense if individuality and just become demented. it is not worth it to be mad for eternity