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Honestly, if I found the secret to immortality I wouldn't share it with the world.
I guess I would also invent time travel and go 6000 years to the past, create the universe and fill the earth with weird skeletons, then later I would make humans and put a bearded dude into a madness state, then after he dies I'll bring him back and everyone will go mad.
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negr (11/04/2012) [-]
yea except after a couple hundred years most of earth wont be habitable. you would be alone only with your consciousness to suffer and go insane for the rest of eternity. i dont think you understand how terrible that really sounds. 100 years is a long time to begin with but more is just plain horrid.
If all the humans died and i were immortal i'd spend the first couple of hundred years watching all the porn ever created. Then i'd go exploring with a portable DVD filled with porn (solar charger). Then i'd start minecraft building a house and paint it with pornographic images. Then i'd read every book ever written and watch every movie ever made.
Then i'd start digging a hole and see how far i can go. Then i'd do some more minecrafting.
After that a couple of millenia have passed probably and i would have gained immense knowledge, i'd put together a solar powered computer and i'd start programing all the while making a VR machine, like the GECK from fallout. And then finally i'd be able to return to the world i once knew through.. nah, just kidding. I'd make a porn scenario and stay there for the rest of eternity.
See, i have a plan.
Really isolation is only a probelm if you liked human contact before.
Then i'd start digging a hole and see how far i can go. Then i'd do some more minecrafting.
After that a couple of millenia have passed probably and i would have gained immense knowledge, i'd put together a solar powered computer and i'd start programing all the while making a VR machine, like the GECK from fallout. And then finally i'd be able to return to the world i once knew through.. nah, just kidding. I'd make a porn scenario and stay there for the rest of eternity.
See, i have a plan.
Really isolation is only a probelm if you liked human contact before.