First World Problem. . Tlel B' klulli:. FunFact: No ones dies from 'old age' since the 1950s, as that was when they removed that cause of death from death certificates.
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Submitted: 11/04/2012
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User avatar #3 - slurpster (11/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
FunFact: No ones dies from 'old age' since the 1950s, as that was when they removed that cause of death from death certificates.
User avatar #8 to #3 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (11/04/2012) [-]
**** you, I can die of old age if I want, and no one can stop me!
User avatar #11 - happygrowman (11/04/2012) [+] (21 replies)
its not death you are afraid of.

its the unknown which follows it.
User avatar #16 - thisusernameisalie (11/04/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Honestly, if I found the secret to immortality I wouldn't share it with the world.
User avatar #43 - novastroyer (11/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If my atheist friend ends up on her death bed before I do, I just want to mess with her one last time and hold a flashlight over her face as she takes her last breath and just say "Head to thee liiight, come my child.."
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User avatar #47 - mikaelkid (11/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Right now, most of us are afraid to die.


But when I'm old, I won't fear death, I will look back on my life and know I lived and did many great things, I'd die happy. Now I'm afraid because I have so much to experience


like the internet
User avatar #5 - semisane (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Actually radical life extension would increase your chance of dying of old age... Because you would be less likely to die young... And you still wouldn't be immortal... So that leaves death of (or at least AT) old age.
#58 - imalex (11/04/2012) [-]
mfw i though a little to heavy about that im going to die of age one day   
   
yesterday..
mfw i though a little to heavy about that im going to die of age one day

yesterday..
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#2 - bananahammick **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #4 to #2 - techketzer (11/04/2012) [-]
They wouldn't make money off it if they didn't offer ti to everyone who could afford it.
#53 - ChanChan (11/04/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Scientists invent life extension using nano bots   
>Inject nano bots into self   
>Biologically immortal    
>Feel secure with no sense of urgency and that our actions don't mean 						****					 since we have all the time in the world to make everything "perfect"   
>Doomed to be a miserable cunt   
>Get hit by truck in accident    
>Die     
   
   
Point is: Even if immortality were possible, it is undesirable. What keeps people motivated and constantly taking that next step is the fact that we have a limited amount of time here, and we never know when that time will be up. In order to live to the fullest you need to know, NOT fear, that one day you're going to die. Until then, you're worthless.
>Scientists invent life extension using nano bots
>Inject nano bots into self
>Biologically immortal
>Feel secure with no sense of urgency and that our actions don't mean **** since we have all the time in the world to make everything "perfect"
>Doomed to be a miserable cunt
>Get hit by truck in accident
>Die


Point is: Even if immortality were possible, it is undesirable. What keeps people motivated and constantly taking that next step is the fact that we have a limited amount of time here, and we never know when that time will be up. In order to live to the fullest you need to know, NOT fear, that one day you're going to die. Until then, you're worthless.
User avatar #48 - leto (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
give me immortality and i will acquire knowledge,
give me knowledge and i will choreograph a war,
give me a war and i will be happy,
and if i make myself smile, i will only be digging a bigger grave in hell for my self.
but i will do so happily
User avatar #20 - SynysterBurns (11/04/2012) [-]
Or, worse yet... radical life extension makes us live forever as senile 90 year old people beating children with canes!


...on second thought.... BRING ON THE LIFE EXTENSION!!
#61 - bahh (11/05/2012) [-]
Fun fact: The life expectancy during the Middle Ages was 28.
#86 - ipwnallnubz (11/05/2012) [-]
<--Could just do what she did.
Drink something from a doctor from the moon and become immortal.
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#85 to #74 - coloredfolks (11/05/2012) [-]
i hope this happens to you
i hope this happens to you
#68 - thechosentroll (11/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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Why the **** would I want to live longer? I'll just have to spend more time with the rest of the morons on this planet.
User avatar #54 - pulluspardus (11/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'd rather die young than be an oldfag who can't even go to the bathroom to piss.
User avatar #41 - infinitereaper ONLINE (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I don't think humans are evolved enough to handle immorality yet.

I plan to found a company one day, with some R&D in science
I doubt it but if we ever do figure out immortality, no way in hell is it going to be shared or released.
The scientists and I *cough* will wait around a few thousand years to see if mankind is ready yet.

Seriously though. I'm not sure if people living longer is a good thing, on the other hand healthier and more youthful would be nice.
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User avatar #80 - mrstalin (11/05/2012) [-]
Screw you guys, I'm working on being immortal.

Working pretty well so fa-
User avatar #65 - blankyyy (11/05/2012) [-]
Took a long time to load for me thought it would say him dying a virgin
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