Fukken airplane toilets. I don' like 'em.. retina,, -s,, e,, taking araragi) ms K "on the airplane?. most people wont poop on an airplane cause it makes them feel uncomfortable. I won't do it cuz im terrified of stretching and accidentally elbowing the release  Cars crashes
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Fukken airplane toilets

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#39 - jibb (11/04/2012) [+] (17 replies)
**jibb rolls 555**
User avatar #3 - TheSock (11/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
most people wont poop on an airplane cause it makes them feel uncomfortable.
I won't do it cuz im terrified of stretching and accidentally elbowing the release button
while im still ******** . And i'm afraid of this because either
1.) It'll suck out my insides
2.) It'll scare me so bad i'll stand up mid poop and drop one in my shorts
#13 - phanact (11/04/2012) [-]
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#9 - derpage (11/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Well I always thought that once you release the kraken, it would fly straight out of the plane and become a 			******		 shooting star.
Well I always thought that once you release the kraken, it would fly straight out of the plane and become a ****** shooting star.
#15 - injerseyforever (11/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#1 reason I'm afraid to **** on an airplane.
User avatar #83 - poniesareghey (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I didn't go to the bathroom on an airplane until a few months ago (I've been on planes before, but ******** from thousands of feet in the air just seemed too hardcore for me.). Anyway, I had no idea what the **** to expect, just what anyone would, right? A normal ******* toilet, right? Well **** , was I wrong. So I take care of my business, start to pull up my pants, and I'm still facing forwards, but put my arm out behind me to hit the button without looking at it. Yeah, I thought that I pressed the ******* self-destruct button or some **** , so freak the hell out and try to run/jump towards the door and end up just falling forwards onto the door, smacking my face on it and opening it that way instead. So now I'm lying dazed on the aisle of the plane with my nose spurting blood, kids start screaming, my pants are still around my ankles and everyone's just looking at me like ******* Al-Qaeda has a secret bunker in there for killing innocent bathroom-goers.
TL;DR? **** airplane toilets.
Oh yeah, and went we got on the ground I went to an emergency room and found out my nose was fractured. I got my ass kicked by sound.
User avatar #8 - brosanction (11/04/2012) [-]
after i'm done I always press the button and sprint out of the toilet as fast as humanly possible
of course no matter how far I manage to go I always still hear that terrifying bellow
#86 - imalex (11/04/2012) [-]
MFW I heard that roar for the first time
#29 - killerjhtwo (11/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #53 to #29 - sippeh (11/04/2012) [-]
And hhere we see a male jumbo jet fertilizing the eggs laid earlier by the female....shhh the wonders of nature
User avatar #6 - metired (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
When i was a kid i always cover my ears with my hands, and pushed the button with my foot. hate that sound.

srsly, i dont do this anymore, because im a big boy... srsly.. i dont.. heh..
#22 - oskioni (11/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
It always scare the **** outta me.
User avatar #93 - chezburgadominator (11/04/2012) [-]
Here's a story.

When I was 7 my mother wanted to move in with my father in New York, but we lived in texas. So we came to the big city on a plane(of course), now this was my first time on a plane and I was kind of scared to use the bathroom in the air and what not. So I take my little pee pee, and after I finish, still nervous, I flush the toilet. Oh jesus the roar, I flipped out, I remember thinking it was trying to suck me in, I shouted and started to cry, then ran to my seat, only for everyone to stare at me and giggle "aww so cute".
#72 - bluelight (11/04/2012) [-]
i was eating when i saw this FML
#31 - fapperdefap (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
no clouds but its raining...
no clouds but its raining...
User avatar #19 - Pein (11/04/2012) [-]
The ******* warcry of my people
User avatar #99 - peapodsarecool (11/04/2012) [-]
Actually, the loud noise isn't from any sort of mechanical function at all. It's really the sound of an inter-dimensional portal opening up to siphon your **** into TARTARUS, home to all sorts of disturbing beasts, which feed on our feces, to gain their strength. One day, they will be strong enough to break free of this Hellish prison, to wreck havoc on the realm of man. But there is hope. We must destroy all the airlines. They are really run by maddened wizards who are bent on destroying the earth. We must stop them, and there is only one way. You must ejaculate into the toilet. The demons are poisoned by our seed. The wizards know this, and have the police arrest those who are in fact saving our very existence. That is why, if someone on your flight is caught saving us, you should thank them, and tell them that you will continue the fight for our survival.

Masturbating on planes will save humanity.
User avatar #95 - novabird ONLINE (11/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
never been on a plane, i would probably take a hellish **** then press the button and imagine it hitting someone right in the face at terminal velocity with a big evil grin on my face.
User avatar #96 to #95 - jalthelas (11/04/2012) [-]
Basically it gets sent to the hull of the plane, where Oompa Loompa slaves stand ready to shovel the passengers' **** into furnaces to fuel the plane in case there's a shortage. The pilot calls it 'turbulence', but if you are ever on a flight and there is an announcement for 'a little turbulence ahead', just remember to thank the **** out of those Oompa Loompas for keeping your ass alive.
#20 - sidathon (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wow, so I'm not the only one scared of airplane toilets every time I piss?
User avatar #63 - penusflytrap (11/04/2012) [-]
I looked up what it was like (never been on an airplane except once when I was really little) and I ended up somewhere on youtube and now know what a razer fish is, how to catch cook and eat one, and how to build a house...
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