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Urban dictionary sex positions 3

Part three i dont like do too long of a series but i will do names if u want<br />
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hot lunch 1811 up, we down titti; 's'
the act of ******** in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth
then ******* the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through
the clingfilm giving the recipient a mouthful of **** and spunk
got any food wrap dear Pi tangy giving a hot lunch
Angry Pirate 1557 up, 491 down ti: i' i.) 'is'
t u y El n , All pirate m u " ts flirts El n , mag nets
The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the
reciever not only shooting his sperm roccat into one of the giver' s
eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/ her shins, thereby
hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.
Devast. l While giving Scott an angry pirate, I ordered him to / k the
Abe Lincoln his up, 425 down 's
MII ala: mugs_. MB magnets
When an unconscious person gets head on their face, gets their pub's
cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top
hat.
The East time a gang of transe. tuaw' s Abe Lincoln's Stump, he was
picking various shades from his teeth for a week!
Donkey Punch new up, 3861 down c: ) 'ici
t u y donkey p u n 'l' m u " ts flirts El n , mag nets
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your
about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head
so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for
you ofcourse),
I donkey punched Meredith East night, and It was awesome
Tony Danza crane up, 1031 down 's
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "who' s the
boss?" She' ll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you
donkey pual:: fl her in the face and then sarasm TONY . l. l.
Sh man, I totally pwned Jams girlfriend East week when I gave her a
Ton y Danae.
houdini were up, 504 down .) 's'
MII fll: mugs_. MB magnets
As a man reaches climax whilst in the style" position, the man
pulls out and spits on their partner' s back, fooling them into thinking
that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the
man lets loose his : in his partner' s face,
I took my ween. -"e and pulled a houdini In her eye, than she cried,
Aug 21, 2005 El"! -Elf?! talis
houdini 1122 up, as down .) 's'
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a houdini oan also refer to a sex act where a male, who is ******* a
chick doggy style in front of a first floor window, quickly pulls out, and
his friend jumps in to continue banging her, the first man then proceeds
to run naked and dance in front of his bitch outside the window. magic,
nonetheless, the more accepted is the genuine spit and
skeet technique,
dances naked" - mad s
wtf? i thought he was ******* me?" - carly o
haha, no bitch, I' m ******* you, houdini style!" - josh I
cincinnati bowtie was up, we down ) 's
t u y Bin Bin n 'tlt t x wtih m u " ts flirts El n , mag nets
When you reverse a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-
down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy . It' s called
Cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
My bitch was complaining night because I kept ramming my anus
into her nose, but dang, I was really In the mood for a bowtie
you I ll I Ml do pee plea: 'mam , imag to be as flail
I' m up for it if you guys
wan' t
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#38 - Condom **User deleted account** (05/13/2010) [-]
Before trying these, put me on:)
User avatar #5 - cookieeater (05/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
The Charizard: During sex, light the girl's crotch on fire, then put it out with cum, then flap your arms wildly yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
#6 to #5 - HectorTheRejector (05/12/2010) [-]
didn't you post this like an hour ago?
User avatar #31 - Logicman (05/13/2010) [-]
The spiderman

whilst shes knelt in front of you, you masturbate yourself to climax, jizz into your hand and then shoot it in her face spiderman style
User avatar #57 - cameronchase (05/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
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#27 - mr skeltal (05/13/2010) [-]
the second example of the houdini is actually called the penn and teller
User avatar #97 - slaya (05/13/2010) [-]
how is ******** on someone sexually pleasant?!?!
User avatar #74 - nessiesola (05/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
*cring*
Looks like they made the females... *puts on sunglasses*
Get the ****** end of the deal.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #71 - patriotic canadian (05/13/2010) [+] (3 replies)
please stop this.

its breaking my brain
#59 - xXRandomnameXx (05/13/2010) [-]
those positions were probably invented in japan
User avatar #93 - PiggyGhostNinja (05/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the name one sounds kinda kool. i looked up mine. apparently ima "gun usually used in the dominic republic"
#107 to #93 - mr skeltal (05/13/2010) [-]
ha that's weird, and i'm Dominican
#69 - TheExperience **User deleted account** (05/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i've got a sex move from Urban dictionary it's called, the Karate Kid
It's when you splooge (cum) into your hand and say (and do the motion of) wax on, wax off, to the ho's tits.
User avatar #66 - pufan (05/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
WHY does want have an apostrophe?
i mean seriously? what the **** ?
User avatar #64 - toasteddream (05/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#170 - anonymous (20 minutes ago)
User avatar #63 - GroovieNewbie (05/13/2010) [-]
hot lunch definitely gave me the worst mental picture
User avatar #46 - Eggs (05/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
im from cincinnati and no we are not backwards we are a normal city... with world famous parks... and some very very bad parts of city
#50 to #46 - mr skeltal (05/13/2010) [-]
can you say, over the rhine?
User avatar #13 - Grafbag (05/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Post the definition for "Stefan"
User avatar #94 - suprdude (05/13/2010) [-]
...

wat
User avatar #54 - Beave (05/13/2010) [-]
ARABIAN DEATH MASK!!!
User avatar #23 - XxLawlietsBitchxX (05/13/2010) [-]
HAHAHA LOL omg i fricken love this series! :DD MOAR!
User avatar #21 - abbieeatsyou (05/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
DO ABBIE.
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