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Urban dictionary sex positions 3. Part three i dont like do too long of a series but i will do names if u want<br /> New Post<br /> /funny_pictures/

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the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth
then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through
the clingfilm giving the recipient a mouthful of shit and spunk
got any food wrap dear Pi tangy giving a hot lunch
Angry Pirate 1557 up, 491 down ti: i' i.) 'is'
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The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the
reciever not only shooting his sperm roccat into one of the giver' s
eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/ her shins, thereby
hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.
Devast. l While giving Scott an angry pirate, I ordered him to / k the
Abe Lincoln his up, 425 down 's
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When an unconscious person gets head on their face, gets their pub's
cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top
hat.
The East time a gang of transe. tuaw' s Abe Lincoln's Stump, he was
picking various shades from his teeth for a week!
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The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your
about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head
so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for
you ofcourse),
I donkey punched Meredith East night, and It was awesome
Tony Danza crane up, 1031 down 's
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "who' s the
boss?" She' ll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you
donkey pual:: fl her in the face and then sarasm TONY . l. l.
Sh man, I totally pwned Jams girlfriend East week when I gave her a
Ton y Danae.
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As a man reaches climax whilst in the style" position, the man
pulls out and spits on their partner' s back, fooling them into thinking
that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the
man lets loose his : in his partner' s face,
I took my ween. -"e and pulled a houdini In her eye, than she cried,
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a houdini oan also refer to a sex act where a male, who is fucking a
chick doggy style in front of a first floor window, quickly pulls out, and
his friend jumps in to continue banging her, the first man then proceeds
to run naked and dance in front of his bitch outside the window. magic,
nonetheless, the more accepted is the genuine spit and
skeet technique,
dances naked" - mad s
wtf? i thought he was fucking me?" - carly o
haha, no bitch, I' m fucking you, houdini style!" - josh I
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When you reverse a girl. So your balls and cock are upside-
down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy . It' s called
Cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
My bitch was complaining night because I kept ramming my anus
into her nose, but dang, I was really In the mood for a bowtie
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