Admit it

I have never once thought that.

I hate these "Admit it" things.

It's as if there's something wrong with admitting that you would like to do this.

As if as soon as you go "I admit it" then you get prison for life or some shit.

It's not a fucking pool of cranberries. It's a cranberry bog. Bitch.

I would like to take a moment to point out that cranberries taste like shit.

Here at Ocean Spray, we make sure our Cranberries aren't full of faggotry like OP here.

these commercials are probably the only ones that are consistently hilarious

i would be terrified of the bugs lurking in those waters feasting on the berries, but more so the bugs lurking in those waters getting fat off of the feasters.

It's not a pool of cranberries, just a ton of water with cranberries floating on top.

I love Ocean Spray Craisins.
Cranberry Raisins, if you couldn't tell.
They're actually a little bit better than standard Raisins.
God damn it I fucking love Raisins.

no

i work in produce in a grocery store, and when i stack cranberries i love to feel them and squish them and shit

What happens if a bird just is flying and takes a colossal shit in the cranberry pool? Or what if it just dies mid-flight?

mmm-yes

the Kraken sleeps there you know, waking only to feast on those who sail to swim near the cranberry isles..... yargh