MFW. . WIFE? a stranger rings my doorbell and I' m home alone. I usually look around and see if I have any items which I could use to kill them with near me. MFW WIFE? a stranger rings my doorbell and I' m home alone I usually look around see if have any items which could use to kill them with near me
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - sporc
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I usually look around and see if I have any items which I could use to kill them with near me.
#35 - headshotlol
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(11/04/2012) [-]
how i react when i hear the door bell ring on my toilet
how i react when i hear the door bell ring on my toilet
#49 to #35 - whysodamnserious **User deleted account**
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#55 to #49 - allcontent
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(11/04/2012) [-]
He is implying that when he hears the doorbell ring, while he is on the toilet,
he run with pants down to get it.

What are you? a ******* 7 year old?
#46 - therealtotodile
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Mfw There's someone at the door and I ask my mom what I should do.
#5 - ironsoul
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I just answer the door naked. That usually makes them go away.
User avatar #12 to #5 - theghostrider
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(11/03/2012) [-]
What if the guy is actually a rapist?
User avatar #14 to #12 - ShaunG
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Win/win situation
User avatar #74 to #12 - ironsoul
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(11/04/2012) [-]
I weigh 250 pounds (not all of which is fat) and am uglier than sin. Nobody wants to have sex with me, not even my girlfriend.
#44 - bongconnery
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Everything went better than expected.
Everything went better than expected.
#17 - josieabby
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(11/03/2012) [-]
It's just Chang.
It's just Chang.
User avatar #42 - Tadanori
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Only cause im blazed when im home alone.
#45 to #42 - bongconnery
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#48 - atangytaco
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(11/04/2012) [-]
Then the guy says
#51 - nyanpoptart
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(11/04/2012) [-]
MFW I don't have a doorbell.
MFW I don't have a doorbell.
#52 to #51 - magicpurplecat
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**magicpurplecat rolled a random image posted in comment #173 at 404 **
MFW I see your face.
#57 to #51 - nchobby
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What is this from?
User avatar #58 to #57 - nyanpoptart
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(11/04/2012) [-]
I have absolutely no idea. I found it on /b/
#62 to #58 - nchobby
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(11/04/2012) [-]
well i would give you a thumb because it made me laugh, but my computer wont let me.
User avatar #13 - idoliam
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(11/03/2012) [-]
I used to open the door to Jehovah Witnesses to be polite. Then one day I had a guy posing as a Jehovah's Witness and try to come into my house. I said no and he pushed the door open and I fell backwards. That's when my dog popped out from around the corner. He was a pit bull, but he had never bitten anybody nor had he shown any signs of aggression. However, that guy didn't think twice about trying to come in and he bolted.
#39 to #13 - mikepetru [OP]
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(11/04/2012) [-]
lol I read "my dog pooped out from around the corner."
lol I read "my dog pooped out from around the corner."