MFW. . WIFE? a stranger rings my doorbell and I' m home alone. I usually look around and see if I have any items which I could use to kill them with near me.
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User avatar #1 - sporc (11/03/2012) [-]
I usually look around and see if I have any items which I could use to kill them with near me.
#35 - headshotlol (11/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
how i react when i hear the door bell ring on my toilet
how i react when i hear the door bell ring on my toilet
#46 - therealtotodile (11/04/2012) [-]
Mfw There's someone at the door and I ask my mom what I should do.
#5 - ironsoul (11/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I just answer the door naked. That usually makes them go away.
#44 - bongconnery (11/04/2012) [-]
Everything went better than expected.
Everything went better than expected.
#17 - josieabby (11/03/2012) [-]
It's just Chang.
It's just Chang.
User avatar #42 - Tadanori (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Only cause im blazed when im home alone.
#48 - atangytaco ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Then the guy says
#51 - nyanpoptart (11/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
MFW I don't have a doorbell.
MFW I don't have a doorbell.
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User avatar #13 - idoliam ONLINE (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I used to open the door to Jehovah Witnesses to be polite. Then one day I had a guy posing as a Jehovah's Witness and try to come into my house. I said no and he pushed the door open and I fell backwards. That's when my dog popped out from around the corner. He was a pit bull, but he had never bitten anybody nor had he shown any signs of aggression. However, that guy didn't think twice about trying to come in and he bolted.
#39 to #13 - mikepetru (11/04/2012) [-]
lol I read "my dog pooped out from around the corner."
lol I read "my dog pooped out from around the corner."
#27 - SubjectThree (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#41 - yuknowherpderp (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This was that knock
This was that knock
#32 - skuser (11/04/2012) [-]
Then you **** a brick!
Surprise ************ !
User avatar #3 - supersqueegee (11/03/2012) [-]
Whenever I hear the doorbell ring when I'm home alone, I run up stairs and yell, "I DON'T NEED YOUR PAMPHLETS!"

Alpha as hell
User avatar #2 - maidenmk (11/03/2012) [-]
I usually stick my head out of a window to hide my home-alone porn watching erection.
#67 - ljhpie (11/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
YFW you answer it and it's a Jehova's witness
YFW you answer it and it's a Jehova's witness
User avatar #69 to #67 - mikepetru (11/04/2012) [-]
dat thousand yard stare. Bugs has seen some **** .
#33 - sgartgirl (11/04/2012) [-]
Creepers outside our doors.
Creepers outside our doors.
#11 - RonaldRegan (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW
User avatar #25 - thetattooedone (11/03/2012) [-]
I ignore any and all door knockers.
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