God bless our troops

Dat name

That's nice, he still killed Abraham Lincoln though.

I just love it when idiots try to insult someone else's intelligence.

mfw naval academy
mfw west point
mfw air force academy
mfw ocs
mfw rotc
mfw enlisted members get a free education
mfw dumb fucks like this kid who don't know a damn thing about soldiers, sailors, airmen, or the corps

jon booth.... where have i heard that before...

Great name for a guy who's about to protect our president and country

is his middle name wilkes?

These boys work hard, but they play harder!

Booth....


John Booth....


John Wilkes Booth....

My friend joined the military... and he's becoming a nuclear engineer.




P.S. *too

Actually, a lot of people join the military so they CAN go to college. What a dumb ass.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Reasons to Join
1. Helps Pay College
2. Don't have anything planned for a Career
3. Want the 'action'
4. Or (my friends reason) make bombs and be paid for it.

The military has to open the door to college for you

>says that people in the military are to dumb to go to college
>mfw a college degree is required to become a military officer