Lucid Dreaming... Not mine but I laughed pretty hard. First post in a while, be gentle... I am clearly dreaming I guess that amana I can C) do anything. I'm sorry but at this panel I assumed he was in a microwave.
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Lucid Dreaming..

Not mine but I laughed pretty hard.

First post in a while, be gentle..

I am clearly dreaming
I guess that
amana I can
C) do anything
...
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Submitted: 11/02/2012
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#14 - holysecrets (11/03/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I'm sorry but at this panel I assumed he was in a microwave.
#7 - evilanakie (11/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
but it was not a dream!
but it was not a dream!
User avatar #21 - rollertoaster (11/03/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I can do anything... like shove my right hand through a woman.
#22 to #21 - malteser ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
u wot m8
u wot m8
#3 - fattymcstubbylegs (11/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Oh please. (> because **** you)
>Last Night
>Awesome dream, ******* hottest girl in class
>Notice I'm about to cum
>wake up on floor
>laying on back with dick flopped onto chest, pissing on myself
>MFW
#56 - bogbean (11/03/2012) [-]
His dream became a reality.
His dream became a reality.
#37 - tvfreakuk (11/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I had a dream last night that while my boyfriend was in the bathroom, someone broke into the house and was 						*******					 me, and then my boyfriend came in and started 						*******					 me too.   
And I was screaming like "AH, AH, AH, AH, AH Aeep, Eeep, Beep, Beep, Beep"   
mfw my alarms noise affected my dream with being my high pitched sex noises   
   
   
(oh, by the way... I'm a guy, in case anyone was hoping I was a girl with having this dream)
I had a dream last night that while my boyfriend was in the bathroom, someone broke into the house and was ******* me, and then my boyfriend came in and started ******* me too.
And I was screaming like "AH, AH, AH, AH, AH Aeep, Eeep, Beep, Beep, Beep"
mfw my alarms noise affected my dream with being my high pitched sex noises


(oh, by the way... I'm a guy, in case anyone was hoping I was a girl with having this dream)
#45 - lxlotusxl (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why are you sleeping in a refrigerator?
User avatar #17 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
> At a party, brought beer
> hot chick pukes on me
> she apologized and wants to make up for it
> leads me upstairs
> we get undressed
> she starts lighting candles
> she starts lighting more candles
> start to wonder why the candles?
> See pentagram
> she turns into a large moth
> I wake up with a huge boner
> fail no fap november
#27 - anonymous (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My lucid dreaming.
> Be about 10-11 year's old
>My dad promised me when I was a kid that I could go to the zoo and pet the baby tigers
>The night before the visit to the zoo the lucid dream begins
>I enter the zoo with my family and everything is normal and happy
>Things start to turn weird when I pass the hippo exhibit
>I see our family pets been let loose into the exhibit, I'm confused as hell
>The dogs go up and sniff the hippos, suddenly the huge hippo crushes my dogs head like a watermelon. Pet's are then prominently massacred by hippos.
>I'm now in tears in the dream and my family are smiling manically at me and pulling me along the zoo's pathway
>Each time I go through a exhibit it get's worse and worse. i.e. The bat exhibits are actually bloodsucking vampire bats who attack my parents who are still smiling manically at me while they are killed by vampire bats..
>Eventually arrive at tiger exhibit, I'm thrown in with actual pet tigers. I'm petting them and it's all nice. Perhaps it's a nice ending to a bad lucid dream?
>Parent tigers roll into the exhibit, I notice they are licking their lips.
>Tiger's lung towards me
>I wake up, shivering and scared.
>I still go to pet the tigers.. It was fun, but was constant paranoid.
#1 - zackygates **User deleted account** (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If its not yours then why should we be gentle?
#24 - vanoreo (11/03/2012) [-]
I had a dream that my dick was being sucked last night.

Then some Arab guy walks in the room, starts stripping and the girl sucking my dick stops and moves to him and starts to **** him.

I can't get laid... even in my dreams...
User avatar #82 - CoolStoryBrosky (11/03/2012) [-]
I thought he was inside a microwave.
#50 - logicisdumb (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Umm...   
I realize I'm dreaming all the time, but most of the time do nothing about it.   
   
This has helped me remember that last night, I was being hugged by someone, and I realized I was dreaming.   
   
After that I tried to fly upwards and away and could only get a few feet off the ground...   
I think my dreaming is broken.
Umm...
I realize I'm dreaming all the time, but most of the time do nothing about it.

This has helped me remember that last night, I was being hugged by someone, and I realized I was dreaming.

After that I tried to fly upwards and away and could only get a few feet off the ground...
I think my dreaming is broken.
#79 - ishotthedeputy (11/03/2012) [-]
>Kindergarten me
>I'm in my room
>Hear noise
>Monsters n **** coming after. Quickly realize they don't want the dick
>Run to my parents' room for help
>Their heads are now deer heads.
>All they do is shake their heads at me
>Scariest thing I've ever experienced
User avatar #68 - thice (11/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
If you guys experience being in a Lucid dream (conscious dreaming) I got a few tips for you.

Look up in to the sky for 5 seconds. Then think "Im gonna go sniff the grass" then lay on your belly sniffing the grass. Just relax. because if you get excited you WILL wake up.
Check out your surroundings.

Then take a quick 360 spin. This changes your surroundings. (just like a teleporter)
Then check your pocket for a pill. and then think that it gives you the power off for example, flying, Lightning hands like the one a couple of comments below me or super strength.
You will recieve what you thought was in that pill.

Just be creative. I have done this around 30 times the last 2 years.
User avatar #71 to #68 - AresX (11/03/2012) [-]
I just looked straight up into the sky and made it change colours, then I just started force throwing cars across the street, **** was so cash.
#89 - crapybronie (11/03/2012) [-]
<Banana's face when
<Banana's face when
User avatar #63 - DrBobsPatient (11/03/2012) [-]
wanting to nail a banana... that's not homoerotic at all...
User avatar #33 - breakfastskippa (11/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be watching 1st paranormal activity at friends house
>movie finishes so we decide to hit the hay
>Lucid dreaming initiated
>mother from paranormal activity is stabbing me in the chest with a kitchen knife
>Wake up, dont sleep for days.
#40 to #33 - anonymous (11/03/2012) [-]
that is not lucid dreaming, that is just a nightmare.
What are you, 12?
User avatar #13 - mentlgen (11/03/2012) [-]
I had a dream that I was taking a test at school, and the teacher called out the answers, That day, I had a test, and used the exact answers... I failed....
User avatar #52 - dovahkiinsteve (11/03/2012) [-]
Why is a floppy disk beeping at you?
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