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User avatar #17 - lolshadowjewtwo (11/03/2012) [-]
Try to research before you post OP.
He was going to give it to Obama if he supplied a sufficient birth certificate.
User avatar #23 to #17 - themasterdebater (11/03/2012) [-]
1. no, it was about releasing college applications and like passport info or something and birth records.
2. OP's argument still holds up
#22 to #17 - anonymous (11/03/2012) [-]
Actually he was gonna give it to a charity that Obama chose if he gave college records/birth records.

Hes still a ******* idiot and cold heartless mother ****** because he could STILL just give the money to charity out of the kindness of his heart. Oh wait, that would imply he had one.
User avatar #29 to #22 - profflippystix (11/03/2012) [-]
oh yeah he doesnt have a heart? he makes 42 million a year and has so far donated over 100 milllion to charities. not in one year, math wouldnt add up. so tell me how he has no heart again?
User avatar #25 to #22 - profflippystix (11/03/2012) [-]
its actually both. and why would he turn it down? unless he has somthing to hide?
User avatar #46 to #25 - SniperKitty (11/03/2012) [-]
Romney won't release his tax returns... something to hide? Obama got his birth certificate out for you idiotic ******* why would he need to waste his time trying to prove anything else to a toupee with a bad case of mouth diarrhea? You do realize there are tons of other very important things that need to be addressed and worked on instead? I worry about people like you, you people end up voting and it scares the Hell out of me.
User avatar #141 to #46 - profflippystix (11/03/2012) [-]
uh he did? You need to login to view this link
he actually put it on his website if you would do 1 min of research.
User avatar #54 to #46 - Fgner (11/03/2012) [-]
It was proven to be a fake actually. Didn't match any birth certificates ever provided by that hospital, or any other in Hawaii... Especially not the ones of that day. Not saying everyone should behave this way and be such uptight cunts about it, but still.
User avatar #142 to #54 - profflippystix (11/03/2012) [-]
well you need to realize, if this was a white republican and he had a fake birth certificate everyone would be crying bloody murder
User avatar #55 to #54 - SniperKitty (11/03/2012) [-]
Hawaii verified the certificate and vouched for it not even 4 months ago..... keep up.
User avatar #143 to #55 - profflippystix (11/03/2012) [-]
nope, where ever you heard that heep of **** nothing could be further from the truth
User avatar #60 to #55 - Fgner (11/03/2012) [-]
*sigh* Any adult can file for a birth certificate if they've lived and paid expenses in that state for at least 1 year. There would be virtually no way to prove if the records kept and certificate provided were from the date of birth, or from some random day they walked in and got it. Still, I could be wrong, and I don't really care about any of this. Both candidates suck.
User avatar #62 to #60 - SniperKitty (11/03/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but you can't get a US birth certificate if you aren't born in the US no matter where you lived and for how long. Kids adopted overseas aren't even allowed US birth certificates. Regardless if it's the actual one (I'm 22 and don't even have MY birth certificate from birth and he's much older) or not, he couldn't get another one if he wasn't a citizen. Yes both candidates suck, but lets hate them for REAL reasons like policies, not made up ones by fear extremists...
#64 to #62 - Fgner (11/03/2012) [-]
I don't really care where he was born. Honestly, even if he's guilty, nothing would really happen. And if he's not, then nothing would really happen. I agree, let's hate them for good reasons! You are my new friend. Have a wallpaper of this countries greatest president, Pimp Lincoln.
User avatar #68 to #64 - SniperKitty (11/03/2012) [-]
Bitches love the Lincoln. Best. President. Ever.
#37 to #25 - ericzxvc ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
You are literally the most ignorant piece of **** I have ever seen, it's people like you that ruin the country. You ask why he didn't do it? Well first off none of ANY other presidents have had to do it and therefore it would be discrimination. Second, it's not relevant to the election or the presidency WHATSOEVER, whereas a certain Republican's tax plan is 100% relevant and yet he won't release the numbers on that, so tell me, who's hiding something? Third, what the **** do you want Obama to do, be Trump's bitch? I couldn't see any person being the bitch of someone as pathetic as Donald Trump, let alone the President. And you cannot control the President through money, do you even understand what kind of precedent it would set if you could make the ******* President do what you want through money? Are you that clinically retarded?
User avatar #51 to #37 - Fgner (11/03/2012) [-]
You see, if I was Obama, I would make the Republicans look like total dumbasses by presenting all of my information, and giving the 5 ******* million dollars to the god damned hurricane relief efforts. Win me votes, lose Romney instantly. Why the **** would you be so ******* prideful and ignorant as to say "no, I'm not going to let you donate 5 million dollars to charities who ******* need it because I just refuse to ******* provide a couple documents!" Seriously, that's not him "preventing discrimination" or any **** like that, he's actually supporting all the discrimination by NOT providing the documents and NOT helping those charities. I don't really ******* care about his history, because I know that even if he is guilty of anything anyone ******* accuses him of, nothing will be done about it, but still, I feel like bashing his god damned skull in for being too damn stupid to build his rep and ruin republican rep by doing it, making himself seem more suspicious for not doing, and NOT getting 5 million ******* dollars for a charity.

Also, it is relevant to the election. If you are not a natural born citizen, you are not allowed to run for president. If he turns out not to be, he is therefore guilty of federal crimes and the democratic party would lose all credibility for being lying pieces of **** that forged documents and **** . And if he IS, it'll make the republicans look like total asshats for being such dicks abotu it.
User avatar #63 to #51 - SniperKitty (11/03/2012) [-]
He doesn't need to prove anything to the Republicans to make them look like dumbasses, they are doing a great job of that themselves.
User avatar #65 to #63 - Fgner (11/03/2012) [-]
Everyone in poltics make themselves look like dumbasses in my opinion!
User avatar #67 to #65 - SniperKitty (11/03/2012) [-]
This is the truth.
User avatar #59 to #51 - ericzxvc ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
Ok, just shut the **** up and stop talking, this is not about his birth certificate, it's about his college transcripts. You are really coming here and trying to argue when you don't even know what's going on.
Get. The. **** . Out.
User avatar #61 to #59 - Fgner (11/03/2012) [-]
He wanted multiple documents not just his college transcripts. And nice job ignoring ALL of that. I noticed how you drew the attention off of my point that he's refusing 5 million dollars and all of this for no apparent God damn reason and that the reason this matters is because it would mean he (and by extension many of those involved in him) are all guilty of serious federal crimes. Jesus, if you are going to try and argue or debate, at least stand your ground or take it like a man when someone comes up with a viable argument you can't find holes in. This is the same **** ***************** pulls when they start losing or can't talk back. Change the ******* topic and/or try and attack the other person.
User avatar #66 to #61 - ericzxvc ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
"After promising to donate $5-million to Barack Obama’s charity of choice if he released his passport and college records"
No, you shut the **** up you don't know what you're talking about.
You ignored my comment, that's why I don't want to respond to somebody as incredibly unintelligent as yourself.
Obama has no choice but to not accept it because it would set the precedent that you could control what the President did through money, and it would be a crime to do so.
Colbert offered 1 Million dollars to Trump if he could dip his balls in his mouth, why doesn't Trump just suck it up for a bit in order to donate 1MIL to charity?
User avatar #69 to #66 - Fgner (11/03/2012) [-]
1) Oh, passport. That's what I confused for birth certificate. You can't blame me for reading that wrong, the main argument is usually the birth certificate. Don't be such a whiny little bitch.
2) I'm not even ******* arguing politics you twat. I'm arguing sheer morality and reasoning. I don't give a flying **** who wins the election man, I know they both suck in their own special ways.
3) I did not ignore your comment, I addressed it completely. And if I didn't address a specific portion, that's because I had nothing to say about it.
4) That would not set the precedent you idiot. First of all, all politicians are easily corrupted with money. It happens all the damn time. Don't act like the system is some holy thing. Second, why would this even hint to controllng a president with money? He's providing documents that he SHOULD have easily accessible and giving money to CHARITIES. That doesn't sound like manipulation, that doesn't sound like corruption, that sounds like a very good example. I'm sure you'll teach your kids "and if anyone offers to give millions of dollars away to good causes if you do one little thing that would help you, say it's wrong for them to be such assholes and screw those causes!"
5) Because that's ******* rediculous. What Trump asked is completely within reason, and it's easy as Hell. Don't be such a stupid twat, that comment made you look like an absolute moron. At least my mistake was misreading passport as birth certificate, yours is just general dumbassery.
User avatar #26 to #25 - RequieminMortis (11/03/2012) [-]
"Why would he turn it down?"

Because he already has provided it? Because only inbred racist backwater hillbilly ******** who **** rage bricks whenever they see any non-white, or people with equivalent intelligence to what I just described, honestly believe that Obama could have even run for president, let alone gotten elected, without a legitimate birth certificate? Because Donald Trump is a ******* moron who nobody should ever take seriously, ever?

Take your pick.
#38 to #26 - anonymous (11/03/2012) [-]
no ******** . he has NOT released any college records or passport records. and anyone who disagrees ith him is called racist.
**** you.
User avatar #28 to #26 - profflippystix (11/03/2012) [-]
and did you never hear sheriff joe arpio, my hometown sheriff, looked into the birth certificate he presented to run in every state was fake? he had a whole investigation in it and turned it over to congress who just ignored it. it was made as a .pdf file and they know that because when they looked at it it was built in layers. the dumbass didnt even scan it after he printed it to get rid of the layers. its a one of the 3 cover ups.
User avatar #40 to #28 - ericzxvc ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
Wow, you must be ******* kidding me. You think that your small town Sheriff would be the one to examine Obama's birth certificate. He doesn't even know **** about birth certificates, and yet he is able to discern something that the people who's job it is to create and verify birth certificates couldn't, and something as ******* stupid as THAT IT WAS MADE WITH A ******* PDF FILE?

I have determined that you MUST be trolling, because it is literally impossible for somebody to be as stupid as you are.
User avatar #146 to #40 - profflippystix (11/03/2012) [-]
do some god damn research you tweet strangler. news.yahoo.com/ariz-sheriff-says-obama-birth-certificate-fake-072751943.h tml
do some reading and get some god damn knowledge in that little world you created and boxed yourself in.
User avatar #48 to #40 - Fgner (11/03/2012) [-]
I'm sorry,do you know how birth certificates work? Each hospital has a specific certificate, this certificate changes periodically. People born in the same hospital as Obama on the same day provided their certificates, as well as referenced the hospitals database. Apparently that certificate provided was NOT the active one. Not only that, but it wasn't in any of the hospitals in Hawaii at all. Congradulatioons, he's right, you're an idiot.
User avatar #52 to #48 - ericzxvc ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
Ok, don't you think that if it were true people would not be satisfied with it? After he released his long from birth certificate, all legitimate politicians pushing for it stopped, because IT WAS REAL. This would be an actual issue if the President had a fake birth certificate, but it's just pathetic people like you unable to accept the truth. When was the last time any real politician or news source questioned it? NONE since he released it. I'm the idiot when you believe that his small town sheriff with no knowledge of these things at all uncovered a conspiracy that everybody ignored when in reality the Republican's would be all over it if there was the slightest bit of credence. You. Are. Stupid
You're exactly the kind of person who would believe things such as 9/11 being planned by the government.
#58 to #52 - Fgner (11/03/2012) [-]
But again, I won't say I'm the knower of all. So I could very well be wrong, I haven't done much research in the subject, just grazed over it one day. So I'll just go now and leave you this lovely wallpaper in my place. Have a great day my sir.
User avatar #56 to #52 - Fgner (11/03/2012) [-]
...Dude... It's proven... I'm not believing this ******* moron, I'm believing proven hospital records, birth certificates provided by proven individuals, and records of other hospitals. It's not really a conspiracy. Even if he was born there, the citizenship he was granted in Kenya with his dad actually null and voids his natural citizenship because no dual citizenships with Kenya were offered at the time. No, 9/11 was not planned by the government...That's just ******* retarded.

P.S. I'm just being the void of neutrallity here. I'm not really someone who cares about politics. I just state the facts and let everyone duke it out like little 5 year olds.
User avatar #57 to #56 - ericzxvc ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
Fine, if you're so insistent that it's fake, give me a legitimate source stating this, that is dated AFTER he released his long form.
User avatar #154 to #147 - ericzxvc ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
This source doesn't say that it's true, it simply seems to reporting on the side of, "look at these crazy people who think something stupid."
"Hawaii officials have repeatedly verified Obama's citizenship, and courts have rebuffed lawsuits over the issue."
Courts actually refuse to hear it because it's so stupid.
"The Arizona Democratic Party said in a statement that Arpaio's investigation is intended to draw attention away from problems within his own agency, such as hundreds of sex-crime cases that the sheriff's office failed to adequately investigate over a three-year period."
Sounds like some real trustworthy smart people to me.
"Investigators for an Arizona sheriff's volunteer posse"
Oh wow a bunch of volunteers who don't know **** came to this conclusion, finding something that people with a real education couldn't.
"A civil trial is set to begin Thursday in a lawsuit that accuses Arpaio's office of racially profiling Latinos. The suit filed by a handful of Latinos will serve as a precursor to the U.S. Justice Department's lawsuit that alleges a broader range of civil rights violations against Arpaio's office."
Again, what a respectable honest bunch of people
"But Joshua A. Wisch, a special assistant to Hawaii's attorney general, said his state's vital records are some of the best-managed and have "some of the strongest restrictions on access to prevent identity theft and fraud.""
So thanks for the source, it really helped prove my point.
User avatar #27 to #26 - profflippystix (11/03/2012) [-]
haha okay? in no way am i racist? i believe you only see color if you choose to, i do not choose to. and when did he provide it? that wasnt his original. plus never provided his school records. if you listen to anyone who went to school with him they all say the same thing "he did nothing and got everything". thats why they want him to release them, plus if you look at the law firm he worked for in chicago he was a community organizer because he couldnt pass the BAR. they only kept him because at the time they had to have so many blacks on their employment roster or they would be "racist", thats also the same way he got into every college. plus the only reason he won the election. its not racist its just the truth.
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