you cant explain that

You must be fun at parties.

"hey man, wanna hear something funny? you can pee without taking a shit, but you can't shit without peeing! isn't that hilarious?!"

i dunno man, that doesn't seem like a.. party conversation

I don't remember this gif being so clunky.

here's a better version

I guess he's quite the party-pooper.

but I can take a shit and still hold my piss....

I did it once and it felt pretty fucking good

What did you eat?

Kebab

Motherfucking delicous

Especially while taking a shit

The kebab was fucking delicious.

i dont know why but i feel like im in love with you

...I'm now on my way to the pizza place to get a kebab thanks to you. I hope you're happy.

When I was a kid I thought that if you kept eating while on the toilet you would never stop shitting.

I make it a habit to, you know, "out with the old, in with the new"

you've just got to be careful not. to touch. anything.

yfw you leave a room full of friends when you have just farted

Go home, you're a fish