3 Months. . Howdy, Tomorrow I am flying to see my girlfriend for the first time in 3 months, I want to play a game. Dubs decides first thing I say to her when s 3 Months Howdy Tomorrow I am flying to see my girlfriend for the first time in months want play a game Dubs decides thing say her when s
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Howdy,
Tomorrow I am flying to see my girlfriend for the first time
in 3 months, I want to play a game.
Dubs decides first thing I say to her when she picks me up
from the airport
fbfl decides what I m to her in the bedroom.
I will post how it goes in the comments You will simply
have to trust me because I' m not going to record our
conversation and I guarantee you nobody wants to see me
bone, I have a devastating "o" tace. |
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - andrewjo **User deleted account**
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#5 to #3 - forksandspoons [OP]
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I'm going to do it. I don't know how yet, but I'm going to do it. Then 35mins later we're going to have sex.
User avatar #200 to #5 - fightforfate
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(11/03/2012) [-]
is your name fork sand spoons or forks and spoons
fork sand spoons is better
User avatar #18 to #5 - kornadth
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**kornadth rolls 97** this boy last night was much better than you
User avatar #58 - platypoos
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(11/02/2012) [-]
**platypoos rolls 77**
kill her.
User avatar #59 to #58 - farmermcguffen
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**farmermcguffen rolls 33** rape dead body
User avatar #71 to #59 - damnusername
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oh my god, this is just full of win, i cant wait for op to deliver, i he does
User avatar #84 to #71 - friggy
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(11/03/2012) [-]
Not really. 69 is what he does to her. Dubs is what he says to her. "kill her" or "rape dead body" are dead end opening lines.
User avatar #88 to #84 - platypoos
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(11/03/2012) [-]
shhhhhhhhh
let's hope he forgets
#181 - Tatou
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**Tatou rolls 77** If dubs : Treat her to a nice dinner, then rent a hotel room (unless you have your own place).
If 69: finger her pussy and butt.
#182 to #181 - Tatou
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User avatar #129 - thatscrewedupkid
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**thatscrewedupkid rolls 77** can my mom watch us ****?
User avatar #130 to #129 - thatscrewedupkid
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epic win!!!!!
User avatar #100 - ironsoul
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**ironsoul rolls 77**
User avatar #101 to #100 - ironsoul
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Nothing. Say not one word. Just do everything in total silence. If circumstance dictate that you absolutely must communicate, use sign language, or write it down. Do not explain why you are doing this. keep it up for at least 24 hours, and don't explain afterwards. Just pretend it never happened.
User avatar #114 to #101 - agrani
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This^
OP MAKE THAT HAPPEN!
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#49 to #48 - freespeech
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#105 - numinex
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**numinex rolls 98**

try to **** in her mouth
#106 to #105 - mikesch
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**mikesch rolled a random image posted in comment #1168226 at Item Discussion **
#74 - Brabander
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**Brabander rolls 11**
If dubs,

babe, i got to tell you something, i cheated on you while you were away, his name was Frank, I believe i'm gay now, my feelings for you are gone, i hope you can forgive me.
then walk away. (for extra fun get one of your friends to pick you up and walk hand in hand with him).

If 69, ask for anal, if yes, do it, then do the above. If no, do the above.
#75 to #74 - Brabander
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So its decided!
#81 to #75 - magidoof **User deleted account**
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#82 to #81 - Brabander
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Yeah, but he didn't stick to the assignment, he said dubs decide what i say... not what i do.
User avatar #153 - roflstorm
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**roflstorm rolls 68**
let us sex now and forever hold our junk
#154 to #153 - roflstorm
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User avatar #136 - supersqueegee
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**supersqueegee rolls 11** ok so if this is a dub, say "We got to go, NOW!" and run all panicked and stuff and look behind your back once in a while. If this ends in 69, stick a toilet brush up her.
User avatar #141 to #136 - brawlman
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quite nice suggestions
User avatar #143 to #141 - supersqueegee
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Why, thank you. It took me a while to actually think about what I would do if I were him. Nothing like a nice scare.
User avatar #144 to #143 - brawlman
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e we got to go now was a clever thought