3 Months. . Howdy, Tomorrow I am flying to see my girlfriend for the first time in 3 months, I want to play a game. Dubs decides first thing I say to her when s
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3 Months

Howdy,
Tomorrow I am flying to see my girlfriend for the first time
in 3 months, I want to play a game.
Dubs decides first thing I say to her when she picks me up
from the airport
fbfl decides what I m to her in the bedroom.
I will post how it goes in the comments You will simply
have to trust me because I' m not going to record our
conversation and I guarantee you nobody wants to see me
bone, I have a devastating "o" tace. |
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Submitted: 11/02/2012
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#3 - andrewjo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #58 - platypoos (11/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**platypoos rolls 77**
kill her.
#181 - Tatou (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**Tatou rolls 77** If dubs : Treat her to a nice dinner, then rent a hotel room (unless you have your own place).
If 69: finger her ***** and butt.
User avatar #129 - thatscrewedupkid (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**thatscrewedupkid rolls 77** can my mom watch us **** ?
User avatar #100 - ironsoul ONLINE (11/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**ironsoul rolls 77**
User avatar #101 to #100 - ironsoul ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
Nothing. Say not one word. Just do everything in total silence. If circumstance dictate that you absolutely must communicate, use sign language, or write it down. Do not explain why you are doing this. keep it up for at least 24 hours, and don't explain afterwards. Just pretend it never happened.
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#105 - numinex (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**numinex rolls 98**

try to **** in her mouth
#106 to #105 - mikesch (11/03/2012) [-]
**mikesch rolled a random image posted in comment #1168226 at Item Discussion **
#74 - Brabander (11/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**Brabander rolls 11**
If dubs,

babe, i got to tell you something, i cheated on you while you were away, his name was Frank, I believe i'm gay now, my feelings for you are gone, i hope you can forgive me.
then walk away. (for extra fun get one of your friends to pick you up and walk hand in hand with him).

If 69, ask for anal, if yes, do it, then do the above. If no, do the above.
User avatar #153 - roflstorm (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**roflstorm rolls 68**
let us sex now and forever hold our junk
User avatar #198 - flybyflyark (11/03/2012) [-]
**flybyflyark rolls 99**
User avatar #136 - supersqueegee (11/03/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**supersqueegee rolls 11** ok so if this is a dub, say "We got to go, NOW!" and run all panicked and stuff and look behind your back once in a while. If this ends in 69, stick a toilet brush up her.
User avatar #92 - bearinganhourglass (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**bearinganhourglass rolls 68**
If dubs: Tits or GTFO
If 69: Make her wear a Richard Nixon mask. You must make eye contact the entire time.
#37 - graphenz (11/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**graphenz rolls 66** rerolling.
#45 to #37 - graphenz (11/02/2012) [-]
As I glance upon you once again my fair maiden it is with great joy I speak these words from the deepest within, Your beauty outmatched only by the fairest of troglodytes, your smarts outmatched by only the beguiling solanum tuberosum. I say to you, oh maiden with hair as delicate as the morning dew, will you bestow upon me the joy of a kiss, a kiss to arouse my trouser demon, a kiss on the trouser demon, a kiss which will grant me eternal joy.

that's the best I got :P
User avatar #186 - sulphur (11/03/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**sulphur rolls 99**
User avatar #189 to #187 - mechanichore (11/03/2012) [-]
chance of dubs:1/10
chance of 69:1/100
#176 - krumpetking (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**krumpetking rolls 68** fist her anus - no lube, no spit, nothing but brute force.
#125 - patrikstar (11/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**patrikstar rolls 77**
#128 to #125 - patrikstar (11/03/2012) [-]
dobt say a word do not even look her in the eye
#1 - nsfwcontentftwz (11/02/2012) [-]
**nsfwcontentftwz rolls 98** If dubs "It's over"
If 69, explain to her calmly that you don't want to do anything with her and that it's over.
User avatar #83 - bloodbathmcbullet ONLINE (11/03/2012) [-]
**bloodbathmcbullet rolls 00** If dubs: say I hate you and slap her
If 69, in the middle of intercourse pull out, slap her face with your dick and say I hate you.
#31 - brunorosa (11/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**brunorosa rolls 58**   
if 69
**brunorosa rolls 58**
if 69
User avatar #21 - bobsuruncle (11/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**bobsuruncle rolls 33**
Dubs: Sup Jiggles
69: do the windmill before your hard, when you are hard, dickslap her
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