No sex tonight. Worth the read.. One evening last week, my girlfriend and laere getting Into bed. Well, the passion starts ta heat up, and she eventually says "
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No sex tonight

Worth the read.

One evening last week, my girlfriend and laere getting Into bed. Well, the passion starts ta
heat up, and she eventually says "I dar/ t feel like It, I just want you ta held me. "I said
WHAT??!! What was that?!" Se she says the wards that eyery boyfriend en the planet dreads
ta hear... "Yau' re just net in much with my emotianal needs as a woman enaugh far me ta
satisfy your physical needs as a man". She responded ta my puzzled leek by saying, "Can’ t
you just laye me far whel am and net whail defer you in the bedroom?" Realizing that
nething was geing ta happen that night, I went ta sleep. The very next day I opted ta take the
day eff werk ta spend time with her. We went aut ta a nice lunch and then went sheeping
at a big, big unnamed department stare. chalked around with her while she tried en several
different very expensive outfits. She couldn' t decide which ene ta take SO I teld her we' d just
buy them all. She wanted new shoesta compliment her new clothes, SO I said lets get a pair
far each outfit. We went ente the jewelry department where she picked aut a pair
diamond earrings. Let me tell yeu... she was SO excited. She must have thought I was ene
wave short a shipwreck. I started ta think she was testing me because she asked far a
tennis bracelet when she diesn' t e'en knew haw ta play tennis. I think I threw her far a leep
when I said, "That' s fine, honey". She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all the
excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, leauge
ta the cashier". I cerld hardly certain myself when I blurted out, "Na haney, I dar/ t feel like
It". Her face just went completely blank as heehaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?". I then
said "honey! I just want you ta HOLD this stuff far a while. Yau' re just net in much with my
financial needs as a man enaugh far me ta satisfy your sheeping needs as a womam" And just
when she had this leek like she was geing ta kill me, I added, "Why can' t you just laye me far
whel am and net far the thingsi buy Yau?".
Apparently I' m net haying sex tonight either.
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#1 - iviktor (11/03/2012) [-]
bravo to this man
bravo to this man
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