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up down the street from this girl
sshe' s easily
Hebe was my only friend as a kid, we would always hang out even though her SHE! sister hated me
sowwe started at the same school when i was 11
good friends through the next few years even though i was kind of nerdy and she made new friends
3: - knew i was in love with her but knew she was way out of my league
mythic jock asshole comes up to me when i' m reading between classes
trashy and his fiends start ******* with me
tthese same bastards have been making fun of me for years
c: cashe comes up and cusses him out, tells him to leave me the **** alone
cathey let me go and she walks off pissed
asshole follows her off
cathey end up dating in the next year
still love her but she says i' changed even though she' s the one who' s started hanging out with the rich preppy *******
we few years later she has a son but apparently her husband has gotten involved with some kind of gang or something
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comes to me and asks me kotake care offer son orsomething bad happens
even though i should have been his dad, i mean i loved her, still do. i agree
oaths enemies her husband up in come and kill her and her husband
3;: -i' m devastated, i had never had any superfriends and i' d never loved anyone else
grad school. try to make friends., try to straighten out my We
tthe kids godfather got arrested for murder. some other ****
nekkid lives with other family
forward like ten years, i' m a teacher now, making pretty decent money
sojourns out that her kid is going to be taking some of my classes
s a rude little bastard but i still remember how much i loved his mom so for her i underwrite his ass up for being stupid
him turn into the same kind outwit as his dad
3: 5 years afterthe little **** runs outwith some of his superfriends and goes missing
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get some of my friends to put out a search for him. call the cops and the govt
eventually shows back up at school and goes crazy. starts killing people
talk to one of my friends and try to get him to have the kid stop
army mend has his pet snake bite me and kill me
finds me
3: 4 give him my memories to explain everything
i' m severus snaps
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User avatar #14 - mrwatcher (11/02/2012) [-]
10/10 didnt see it coming
#36 - FattyMcDoogle (11/02/2012) [-]
11/10. Would read again.
11/10. Would read again.
#10 - jcmonster (11/02/2012) [-]
Normally I hate these but this was 10/10
Normally I hate these but this was 10/10
#2 - futurella (11/01/2012) [-]
I was sure he's going to **** her kid.
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#54 - climbingupthewalls (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
how does everyone guess these kinds of posts?? am i the only one that reads them without trying to guess and likes the surprise?
#31 - skrewbacca (11/02/2012) [-]
MFW I finished reading
MFW I finished reading
#53 - irokk (11/02/2012) [-]
100/10
100/10
#44 - bassmerker (11/02/2012) [-]
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#33 - sidathon (11/02/2012) [-]
10/10
User avatar #13 - jstumps (11/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
5/10
Kinda saw it coming :-/
User avatar #62 - novastroyer (11/02/2012) [-]
Got me good, I ain't even mad, you got me good.
#79 - shtsngiggles (11/02/2012) [-]
Well played 4chan
#43 - quesocnkane (11/02/2012) [-]
YOU 						*******					 GOT ME.
YOU ******* GOT ME.
#39 - DiAnonLord (11/02/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#35 - justanotherpsyco (11/02/2012) [-]
God damnit, i need to stop scrolling down and reading the last line on these things >_<
#30 - halfdemon (11/02/2012) [-]
at first i thought it was forest gump and jenny
#5 - kanatana (11/01/2012) [-]
You, sire, are brilliant. 10/10, would thumb again.
You, sire, are brilliant. 10/10, would thumb again.
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
figured it out right when it said "son will be taking some of my classes"

guys im a genius.
#1 - assrumps ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Never suspected a thing
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