real life definitions. its really long -she. tomorrow noun) The best time to do everything you had planned for today. teenager noun ) When you' re too young for
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its really long
-she

tomorrow
noun)
The best time to do
everything you had
planned for today.
teenager
noun )
When you' re too young
for half the things you
want to do and too old to
do the other half.
sweatpants
noun)
an easy way to
say you’ re not
getting any.
single
noun)
A man who makes
jokes about women
in the kitchen.
siblings
noun)
reminders that
your parents had a
lot of sex.
poor
adjective)
when you have too
much month at the
end of your money.
pets
noun)
the only members
of your family you
actually like.
oh, cool
phrase)
I really do
not care.
Nutella
proper noun)
the only reason
to buy bread
Never Mind
phrase)
You were too stupid to
understand the first
time, so I give up
trying to explain it.
karma
noun)
when you use the last of
the toilet paper without
replacing it and are the
next person to use the
bathroom.
phrase)
This conversation
is now over.
intenet
noun)
the reason you
are failing your
classes.
hoodie
noun)
clothing item
women wear whilst
on their periods.
Heaven
proper noun)
a place full of
everything you
get sent to Hell
for.
Group Project
noun)
Time to relax while you
watch someone who
cares do all the work.
feet
noun)
a device used for
finding Legos in the
dark
eating
verb)
when there is
nothing else to do.
disappointment
noun)
Receiving no likes
on a witty status
update.
dilemma
noun)
When you want to like
a status you discovered
that was posted over
two years ago.
cashew
noun)
the sound of a
nut sneezing.
Canadians
proper noun)
Americans who
learned to diet and
exercise.
Bacon
noun)
The main reason
you are not a
vegetarian.
Alcohol
noun)
a bitter fluid used
to help white
people dance
slut
a woman with the
morals of a man.
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#25 - lordbyronxiv (11/02/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I disagree fundamentally with the sweatpants thing.
User avatar #21 - iwanblack (11/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Canadians
"Americans who learned to diet and exercise."
Alcohol
"a bitter fluid used to help white people dance"

these two sentences tell me that the guy is a black canadian
#34 - Helegad (11/02/2012) [-]
This was so obviously written by a Facebook-worshipping teenage bitch.
#72 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (11/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
That's uh, not quite right. Descriptive words aren't nouns.
#45 - causeodeath (11/02/2012) [-]
Fixed
#56 - anothergoose (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm a chick and I wear a hoodie when I'm not on my period , explain?
I'm a chick and I wear a hoodie when I'm not on my period , explain?
#60 - DivineInfinity (11/02/2012) [-]
MFW description of heaven
MFW description of heaven
#35 - madjackwack (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so im too young to be playing N64?

bitch please.
User avatar #94 - shaddz (11/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Half the statuses show OP as a whiny teen faggot complaining about **** he doesn't know much about and the other half is stuff he used because it is popular.
#40 - spycheckingpyro (11/02/2012) [-]
people throw around this .gif around for simple mistakes like mixing "you're" and "your" but i can't think of any other way to describe the amount of cringing i am doing right now reading the lexical classes under some of these words.
people throw around this .gif around for simple mistakes like mixing "you're" and "your" but i can't think of any other way to describe the amount of cringing i am doing right now reading the lexical classes under some of these words.
#80 - alucardshellhound (11/02/2012) [-]
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#98 - sketchE (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i am not a fan of nuttella
User avatar #84 - srapture (11/02/2012) [-]
Since when is single a noun?
User avatar #4 - AliCattLovee (11/01/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Canadians are pretty much the same as Americans..
#15 to #13 - SnugglyWuggly (11/02/2012) [-]
As said by arrogant non-americans. All countries have bed people in them, a few bad apples spoil a bunch as they say.    
   
A country shouldn't define who you are.
As said by arrogant non-americans. All countries have bed people in them, a few bad apples spoil a bunch as they say.

A country shouldn't define who you are.
User avatar #1 - redscorpion (11/01/2012) [-]
K
(Phrase)
A conversation with lots of potassium.
User avatar #91 - bodachousman (11/02/2012) [-]
but im a chubby Canadian, and I think the internet is the reason im PASSING my classes.
#90 - funnymanohword (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If you want to get technical, a Canadian is an American as well...
#82 - sweatpants (11/02/2012) [-]
you're not getting any!
User avatar #66 - hugora (11/02/2012) [-]
Oh, cool.
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