Dating. . WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but racial dating
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WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex,
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex,
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex,
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
ring.
tth Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
having sex,
tth Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you' ll marry her and never get head again,
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Sceond date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
again.
Third date: You don' t even get to the third date and you' already realized
nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She' s pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have
sex in the back of her ear.
Second Date: She' s pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in, One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend,
her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father' s
girlfriend' s mother, her two cousins, her sister' s Boyfriend and his three kids
move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home
that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends
and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
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User avatar #6 - nadastress
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Moral of the story : **** Irish bitches...
#149 to #6 - ancel
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We're a very racist country, so ... no blacks.
User avatar #150 to #149 - nadastress
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Challenge accepted.
#151 to #150 - ancel
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Just don't let the DRM catch you, they actually castrated the last black "man" who started "provoking" whites by shouting in dublin that he was going to make a "half cast" baby.

Good luck lad.
User avatar #152 to #151 - nadastress
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Don't worry, if there's one thing Micheal Jackson taught me, was be smooth criminal... In out and sprout, BLAM!
User avatar #153 to #152 - nadastress
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be *a*
#155 to #152 - ancel
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Sure kid. I think you would find it hard to get an Irish girl going after a monkey.
User avatar #162 to #155 - nadastress
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Sorry to break this to you but a long time ago monkeys evolved to become humans and being human, you know writing through a computer and understanding your language and teaching you that ******* are not automatically monkeys clearly proves that, haha **** just joking I'm a monkey!

TL;DR : Ooooaaaahahaha!
#165 to #162 - ancel
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Enjoy Swedens Democrats
User avatar #166 to #165 - nadastress
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Monkey can't understand picture, ****** bad? White good? Wait I feel a **** coming, better sniff, huehue nasty...
#168 to #166 - ancel
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And people wonder why white nationalism is growing in Europe.
User avatar #171 to #168 - nadastress
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Because autism is on the rise too...
#368 to #171 - anon id: c8a5d13f
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I think you are giving "ancel" too much credit. LOL
#172 to #171 - ancel
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20 million people just caught autism in the last 5 years?
hmm i have to look into that one.
User avatar #177 to #172 - nadastress
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Apparently you don't understand logic and reasoning or jokes, so let me try this way... **** you and your backwards thinking mindset that sets your own "people" as you would put it, behind at least to the mid evil times. You clearly don't know **** about me, I'm a mix of America, Belgium, Somalia, Kenya, Russia and Holland. Practically I'm a child of earth, you!? I don't want to go there because I hate hate and I can accept your different opinions, so I hope next time you don't judge, but try to laugh and maybe, just maybe understand we're not what our skin colour is.

Ps Sorry for all the "*****" and butthurt...
#186 to #177 - ancel
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Sorry old image. This one is more up to date and detailed.
It's funny because you think racial difference are skin deep.
#312 to #186 - anon id: 7621394a
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>actually being racist and not just funny
>2012

Are you faggot or just mentally retarded?
#365 to #312 - anon id: c8a5d13f
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I think he is.
User avatar #195 to #186 - nadastress
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Sorry saw this chart now and I understand, but don't say all black people are stupid because a chart says so, because I wouldn't judge people by a chart which clearly is not backed by real estimates, like the chart below me. You have no proof if africans had the same education as we do that they would do worse in IQ tests, ***** I'm in Mensa! Didn't want to pull it out, but I did...
#204 to #195 - ancel
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" You have no proof if africans had the same education "
IQ is not linked to schooling. Bad monkey.
", because I wouldn't judge people by a chart which clearly is not backed by real estimates, like the chart below me."
Then use the one below that shows the same info.
Night.
User avatar #207 to #204 - nadastress
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And btw it doesn't show the same info! It ******* states that Australia has 60 in IQ!
User avatar #206 to #204 - nadastress
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Did you just say "IQ is not linked to schooling"? Yeah like the sun is not linked to heat, whatever, goodnight...
#183 to #177 - ancel
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"**** you and your backwards thinking mindset"
Looks more like the future to me, well if the polls are a indication of what's to come.
" Belgium, Somalia, Kenya, Russia and Holland. "
Scandinavia, ******, ******, slavic, Scandinavia and?
"Practically I'm a child of earth, you!?"
Irish, white,celtic, Germanic
" we're not what our skin colour is. "
You better not google "race and crime" or "race and IQ".
Face it, Negroes have always committed more crime and failed no matter where you people go. Just look at america:

Blacks make up 11-13% of the population yet make up 46% of ALL crime. Similar can be said about European Negroes. No matter where your people go, most fail at the game of life. Deal with it.
#227 to #183 - hillbillypowpow
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quit being a cunt
User avatar #242 to #227 - nadastress
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Hahaha I love you! Your name is "hillbillypowpow" and thought, "this is too much"
#369 to #227 - anon id: c8a5d13f
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Dat pic...

One can only hope...
#366 to #183 - anon id: c8a5d13f
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So?

Now you can predict who is going to commit a crime now because of their skin color?
Sounds like your full of it.
User avatar #200 to #183 - nadastress
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Btw, "white" is not a country
User avatar #190 to #183 - nadastress
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No it's not "Belgium, Somalia, Kenya, Russia and Holland" = "Scandinavia, ******, ******, slavic, Scandinavia and?" It's western Europe, east Africa, east Africa, Asia and western Europe. And by the chart you just spread, Australia has lower IQ than Africa... Just saying...
#199 to #190 - ancel
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"It's western Europe, east Africa, east Africa, Asia and western Europe. "
You couldn't even comment on the IQ, crime rates or the stats in america. Well done, you made my night, now i must be off to bed, I've college in the morning.

Enjoy the rise of white nationalism, I know I will, regardless of what you or i say, the fact of the matter is that Europe is voting for right wing populist parties in ever greater numbers. Ta Mo chara. :)
User avatar #237 to #199 - thepyras
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It makes me sad that anyone in college could be as ignorant as you.
User avatar #266 to #199 - paradoxflow
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you honestly are the worst sort of person. scum of the earth
#367 to #199 - anon id: c8a5d13f
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What college accepted your special ass?
User avatar #202 to #199 - nadastress
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Sleep tight!
User avatar #234 to #202 - bannon
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I must apologize for that lad. He doesn't speak for the rest of us and seems like a complete and utter tool. We're not all racist. Just this idiot it seems.
User avatar #245 to #234 - nadastress
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No need, it's not his fault, hopefully he'll come around...
User avatar #249 to #245 - bannon
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With "outstanding intelligence" like his, I wouldn't hold your breath.
User avatar #250 to #249 - nadastress
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Not likely but you never know when jungle fever strikes.
#364 to #165 - anon id: c8a5d13f
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You must be a special kind of stupid...
#8 to #6 - summin
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Best advice ever.
User avatar #43 to #8 - lionscrest
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Who is she?
User avatar #44 to #43 - shanecos
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Bustedtees (collegehuemor) model
User avatar #45 to #44 - lionscrest
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(11/01/2012) [-]
Damn so no nudes?
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User avatar #73 to #49 - brettyoke
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Does anyone understand this man's unnecesary rage?
#315 to #8 - arsenalslo
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Comment Picture
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User avatar #21 - sarwarl
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As an Irish woman, I can vouch for this.
#22 to #21 - darthtomale
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would you like to go out sometime?
#55 to #22 - Sexysammich
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You're doing it wrong. Being nice doesn't work, I thought we all knew this. Let me give it a shot.

AYO BITCH U WUNT SUM FUK?







pic related...it's me...thug life yo
#63 to #55 - darthtomale
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****. sorry. lemme try again.

*ahem* Yo bitch, wut up? Hop on dis dick n der won be no problems.
User avatar #111 to #22 - sarwarl
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Sure, but only if you provide the whiskey.
#113 to #111 - darthtomale
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not a problem. any suggestions?
not a problem. any suggestions?
User avatar #28 to #21 - thetattooedone
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I read that as, "I'm a huge whore."

Weird.
User avatar #34 to #28 - sarwarl
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Weird.
User avatar #76 to #34 - shitshitshit
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you took that like a ******* champ
User avatar #220 to #76 - cshp
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That's not all she takes like a champ
User avatar #68 to #34 - thetattooedone
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Taking my joke and reusing it.


Clever.
User avatar #110 to #68 - sarwarl
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So weird.

And clever.

Calm your tits girlie, you clearly just need to get laid.
#219 to #110 - anon id: 0600d46d
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Anon can help there!
User avatar #341 to #110 - thetattooedone
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Clearly I need to get laid?

I'm married, currently pregnant and you're a giant whore. Your mother must be proud.
#343 to #341 - fractalius
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Let alone "you need to get laid" is probably the worst answer anyone can come up with. Equal to "I ****** your mom last night" and other insults that derive from 12 year olds. Yeah it was funny at first, and she seemed funny, but then she resorted to those lame ass replies, and the rest of the 12 year olds are worshipping her, while you get the butt end of the stick. She could of said "I ****** your mom last night" for all that matters
User avatar #345 to #343 - thetattooedone
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She is being thumbed because she is a giant whore. Lol. Why would you want to sleep with someone who self proclaims themselves as whores? She's dirty, why would yo want to put your dick in that? These 12 y/o are disgusting.
User avatar #354 to #341 - sarwarl
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Pregnant at 23? Classy, I'm sure you'll make a great mother. I'm 23 too, you know, and currently in my final year of my degree, have a job, a boyfriend and my own apartment. Enjoy lining off your "husband" or whatever handouts your government has to give you to take care of your baby, and I'm going to go live my life.
User avatar #355 to #354 - thetattooedone
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First off, cunt, I work in real estate and my husband sells high end, electronics for a living. I live in my own HOUSE and I don't take **** I don't work for. I will be 24 when I give birth and I am happy with my life. You know not a damn thing about me. You know I how I know you're a slut? You ******* said so! Bitch, shut your cock hole. Oh, you live in an apartment? Please, I own my ****.
User avatar #356 to #355 - sarwarl
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You know how I know you're uneducated? You're pregnant at 23, work in "real estate", so basically an low paying office job, right? Your husband probably sells TV's to other rednecks, like yourself. You started this, you dumb ****. You also look like an idiot in your picture there dear, put that tongue back in that fat, ugly mouth where it belongs.
User avatar #357 to #356 - thetattooedone
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I wanted to be pregnant at 23. This is 100% planned, lady. By "work in real estate" I meant that I am an agent. My husband works at a place where they sell $10,000 custom fridges and 90+in TV's, I doubt someone like you could afford anything other than a low end camera in his store. And no, I didn't start this, you did but saying I needed to get laid. As for my profile picture, I took that for an FJ user and you are the LAST person to be calling anyone ugly, honey because you look like a crack whore. Gross. I am done with you.
#229 to #110 - fractalius
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And, now you're acting like a self righteous bitch. You were funny, now you're acting like every other girl.

It's never funny or clever to resort to the "you need to get laid" insult. I've had sex before, doesn't change me as a person. But, you will continue to get thumbed up, and I down. But I hope you understand
User avatar #316 to #229 - sarwarl
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I clearly just cant help being a huge whore.
#342 to #316 - fractalius
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This is where the "no girls on the internet" rule comes in. Are you like this in person? Do you hold yourself higher than everyone else because you have a pair of tits? Projecting that you are a girl on the internet, and then proceeding to insult another by saying "you need to get laid" you're just proving that you are probably a cow outside the internet, and want to be lusted for, so you're here. I'm not going to keep ranting, or I fear I may look "butt hurt" but it's pretty sad, one that you are resorting to those types of petty insults, and two, that the 12 year old majority of FJ here is worshipping you for it
User avatar #38 to #28 - sarwarl
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You also might need some help with those reading difficulties.
#32 to #28 - anon id: fdc1d16f
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Judgmental bitch, go back to facebook, you passive agressive whore
#59 to #32 - thetattooedone
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Not a big deal.
User avatar #50 to #32 - eldinarcus
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Why'd you log out sarwarl?
#84 to #50 - derfthedishwasher
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Comment Picture
#230 to #84 - fractalius
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Woo hoo Katawa Shoujo.


I've been obsesed for like two weeks already. Every reference I see I jump like a little bitch.
User avatar #9 - rainbowtacos
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Japanese Women:
First Date: You tentacle rape them
Second Date: They are pregnant and you tentacle rape them again
Third Date: You tentacle rape them and their child.
User avatar #96 to #9 - azzaip
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Fourth Date: She and the child tentacle rape you.
User avatar #158 to #96 - dylanmart
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Fifth Date: There is no Fifth Date because the tentacle ate you.
#4 - kurtr
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MFW My girlfriend is arabic and we're dating for 6 months
#20 - kanatana
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**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at quote of the year ** Nice, worth the read.
User avatar #12 - ninjabunnygo
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what about french ?
:o
User avatar #16 to #12 - mharikai
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she surrenders to you and never shaves anywhere. the end
User avatar #23 to #16 - ninjabunnygo
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that has happened yet ;o maybe i should bring my lightaber
User avatar #35 to #23 - mharikai
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UN LIGHTSABERE!!!!
#41 to #35 - ninjabunnygo
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User avatar #51 to #35 - bronybox
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Actually, the French refer to it as
"un sabre laser"
#320 to #51 - mharikai
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#17 - paralars
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Wait, Italians aren't white?
Wait, Italians aren't white?
#322 to #17 - anon id: 4b1ba6df
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No, they're wogs.
User avatar #53 to #17 - userderp
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no they are not white
User avatar #19 to #17 - chubberbrother
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OP probably meant American. I'm pretty sure most Jewish people are white too. Along with Irish.
#305 - agentmoleman
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White women >< Irish women...
White women >< Irish women...
#193 - suckerfish
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Australian Women: Sex on first date.   
   
End.
Australian Women: Sex on first date.

End.
User avatar #198 to #193 - Lainge
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New Zealand women.
No date, just sex.
#114 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account**
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When a girl tries to get frisky with me on the first date...
When a girl tries to get frisky with me on the first date...
#167 to #114 - mrcrowleysr
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fag
#121 to #114 - herpderppppp
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niggayougay.jpg
User avatar #127 to #121 - kandazz
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The purple text makes that so much better.