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#2 - pokemonstheshiz (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)

November 1st:

Why are you still on my floor? Go home

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#13 to #2 - thatnerdyguy (11/01/2012) [-]

More like:

Why are you still on my floor? My bed's this way...

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#104 to #13 - lotlizard (11/02/2012) [-]

More like:

Why are you still on my floor? Oh wait, you're dead. That's right.... Pretty woman

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#116 to #104 - swagingroflcopter (11/02/2012) [-]

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Why are you still on my floor? Why aren't you walking the dinosaur?

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#16 - ihavenoimagination ONLINE (11/01/2012) [+] (14 replies)

I just love FJ logic.

Everyone wants to see photos of women in very little, or no clothing at all....

But anyone who has posed in such photo, is a slut or a whore or something similar.

Am I the only one around here who actually respects the ladies?

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#39 to #16 - bobcoolz (11/01/2012) [-]

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#56 to #16 - jelatinman (11/01/2012) [-]

FJ. Logic. Good one

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#57 to #16 - awesomenessdefined (11/01/2012) [-]

You know that FJ isn't just one person right?

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#86 to #57 - thirdasscheek (11/01/2012) [-]

how do you know? have you ever met another FJer in real life?

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#88 to #86 - awesomenessdefined (11/01/2012) [-]

I didn't type your comment, therefore there are atleast two people on FJ

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#89 to #88 - thirdasscheek (11/01/2012) [-]

Hm good point but how do you know everyone else isn't me?

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#90 to #89 - awesomenessdefined (11/01/2012) [-]

I said atleast two.

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#112 to #90 - iamcraig (11/02/2012) [-]

I typed both of your comments.

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#148 to #112 - thesnarfalarker (11/02/2012) [-]

I've been tALKING TO MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME

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#145 to #16 - redJericho (11/02/2012) [-]

Simple, funnyjunk loves sluts. Just cause they are sluts doesn't mean we hate them, but they are still sluts.

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#122 to #16 - eldinarcus (11/02/2012) [-]

I call women sluts either way.

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#21 to #16 - kennyroks (11/01/2012) [-]

yes, yes you are

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#18 to #16 - ihavenoimagination ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]

Apparently I am...

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#45 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (11/01/2012) [-]

1- Liking it doesn't change the fact that she is a whore. It's a fact. Sorry, but taking picture of yourself like that is being a whore.
2- ''Am I the only one around here who actually respects the ladies?'' Holy shit, this. I, am, bloody, fucking, tired of this shit! When somebody insults a women, it will immediately be seen like it's directed to all of them! What the fuck?! This one of the most common thing whit feminazi, and people here are agreeing with it. Here, on funnyjunk! The cancer is spreading faster than I thought.

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#32 - metalpersian (11/01/2012) [-]

October 30th: rape

October 31st: rape

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#54 - hairydickfarts (11/01/2012) [-]

noboby here thinks a cat is a creative costume. I saw 10+ girls with cat whiskers drawn on their faces in my fucking school

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#106 - Fallenurc (11/02/2012) [-]

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#6 - forgottenmyshorts (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)

She has a grain of rice exiting her ass

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#7 to #6 - zetche (11/01/2012) [-]

Well she is asian..

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#17 to #7 - nosauceforyou (11/01/2012) [-]

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#78 to #17 - zetche (11/01/2012) [-]

Well fuck, i thought he was just showing his dismay of the rice grain.. i'll take my red thumbs and leave.

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#46 - garbleflab (11/01/2012) [-]

October 30th: Whore

October 31st: Whore

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#52 - thechosentroll (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)

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#53 to #52 - cooljason (11/01/2012) [-]

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#108 to #53 - vycanismajoris (11/02/2012) [-]

Puny god.

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#168 to #52 - dylanmart (11/02/2012) [-]

King of England it is!

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#50 - hellmodd (11/01/2012) [-]

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#195 - stainunderyournose (11/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**stainunderyournose rolled a random image posted in comment #153 at Sweet moother of fur... **
my costume!

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#202 to #195 - IAmManbearpig (11/02/2012) [-]

so creative. you have quite a good imagination.

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#134 - hypnotoadtrance ONLINE (11/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Two words: Body. Language.

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#175 to #134 - whiteyswag (11/02/2012) [-]

ME.
OW.

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#149 to #134 - thedarkangel (11/02/2012) [-]

ok Ursula

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#147 - realfunnybro (11/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)

remember its no-fap November

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#152 to #147 - mikaelkid (11/02/2012) [-]

I remember this time last year,

production across all 50 states increased dramatically, that is until december 1st came around.

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#207 to #152 - xzillerationer (11/02/2012) [-]

In which point production skyrocketed

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#166 to #147 - N. Korean citizen (11/02/2012) [-]

Yep, next month is no-fap december, then no-fap january, then no-fap february, then no-fap march, then no-fap april, then no-fap may, then no-fap june, then no-fap july, then no-fap august, then no-fap september, then no-fap october, then it repeats the cycle at no-fap november

tl;dr you must never fap

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#169 to #147 - N. Korean citizen (11/02/2012) [-]

fuck, i forgot...
Welp, to late for me. Stay strong!

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#62 - leoldmanface (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)

**leoldmanface rolled user trevorsta **

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#63 to #62 - leoldmanface (11/01/2012) [-]

to this! (sfw version)

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#92 to #63 - leoldmanface (11/01/2012) [-]

what the fuck guys this is hilarious

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#115 to #92 - N. Korean citizen (11/02/2012) [-]

Having to tell people that your joke is funny, means your joke is not funny.

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#132 - fyaq (11/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)

october 30th: nice halloween costume! she must be wearing it tomorrow
october 31st: shes wearing said costume!

how it really is.

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#199 to #132 - queensparkles **User deleted account** (11/02/2012) [-]

Nice avatar. I love Motorcycle Skeleton. He's my favorite X-guy. I hear they're putting him on the Justice Group with Captain Bat and Robot Man.

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#201 to #199 - fyaq (11/02/2012) [-]

thanks
i like the part where motorcycle skeleton was with the green giant when he was like "Green giant cause damage" and above average man had to stop him with the help of nicolas cage

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#206 to #201 - queensparkles **User deleted account** (11/02/2012) [-]

I like when Red and Blue Web Shooter battled Giant Reptile Scientist, and then Giant Reptile Scientist teamed up with Masked Muscle Man to blow up a bridge. I also like when Light Up Green Suit Ring Guy slapped around Horned Helmet Man.

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#221 to #206 - fyaq (11/02/2012) [-]

i liked when norwegian hammer guy accidentally Stan Lee's truck but then eyepatch blackman came and arrested him

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#224 to #221 - queensparkles **User deleted account** (11/02/2012) [-]

I like when Angry Green Man was strangling Angrier Green Man.

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#139 to #132 - zeustesticle (11/02/2012) [-]

october 30th: what a whore
october 31st: what a slut

how it really is fixed*

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#164 to #139 - Felate (11/02/2012) [-]

They are only Whores if you cant get at them....if you can, they are just sluts.....

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#170 to #164 - dylanmart (11/02/2012) [-]

Good point!

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#5 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/01/2012) [+] (8 replies)

If she is fucked by several men(and accepted money), sure she's a whore. If not, then she's not a whore.

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#8 to #5 - kreekydoorS (11/01/2012) [-]

if she accepted money wouldn't that make her a prostitute?

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#10 to #8 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]

whore (hôr, hr)
n.
1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.
intr.v. whored, whor·ing, whores
1. To associate or have sexual relations with prostitutes or a prostitute.
2. To accept payment in exchange for sexual relations.
3. To compromise one's principles for personal gain.

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#11 to #10 - kreekydoorS (11/01/2012) [-]

and now i know

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#12 to #11 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]

That's great, then!

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#59 to #10 - awesomenessdefined (11/01/2012) [-]

According to #2, she's still a whore even if she didn't get any money.

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#223 to #59 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]

If she has sex with more than one men, yes? I never said she had to accept money. Hence the parantheses.

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#155 to #8 - diminishedsr (11/02/2012) [-]

It wouldn't be if you filmed it, then It would be a porno

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#222 - hypnotoadtrance ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]

I don't even...

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#22 - frohling (11/01/2012) [-]

as i've said to every Halloween costume sluts posts: "DO WE EVEN MIND?!"

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#94 - imagnetsux (11/01/2012) [-]

what a creative whore costume

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