Logic. desciption. jehovah' s witnesses don' t celebrate Hah: I guess they don' t appreciate random people coming up to their doors. >Mom is Jehovah's Witness >Have to keep lights off on Halloween >Kids come to door anyway and mom's not home >Don't have anything to give them >G
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jehovah' s witnesses don' t celebrate
Hah:
I guess they don' t appreciate
random people coming up to
their doors
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Submitted: 10/31/2012
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User avatar #97 - gryx (11/01/2012) [-]
Two of my best friends are Jehovah's witnesses and they still dress up.
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#83 - xgameloverx (11/01/2012) [-]
and that's the last I saw of them officer...
#80 - cathtac (11/01/2012) [-]
**cathtac rolled a random image posted in comment #322 at Me in my dracula costume ** Mfw I see Jehovah's coming up to my door
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User avatar #78 to #77 - mrblueftw (11/01/2012) [-]
What? i havent really heard any christian not celebrate halloween.
#87 to #78 - anonymous (11/01/2012) [-]
Christanon here. Maybe I can shed some light on the situation.

We do believe Halloween is actually a fairly demonic celebration, but we also like candy. So it depends on why you celebrate it. Christians who participate are celebrating dressing up and getting candy.
User avatar #95 to #87 - toocheesy (11/01/2012) [-]
How can you not go out and celebrate with slutty bumble-bees and skanky policewomen?
User avatar #88 to #87 - mrblueftw (11/01/2012) [-]
Im christian and i do it. sure its farily satanic but who do you see saying halloween is satanic to a 5 year old princess with a pumpkin bucket?
User avatar #99 to #88 - youarelying (11/01/2012) [-]
halloween isn't satanic at all. it was originally about celebrating the lives of those that have been lost but for some reason was changed to kids dressing up to get free candy
#105 to #99 - monstarach (11/01/2012) [-]
And then the Christians have Christmas, placed on the winter solstice to over shadow the Pagan celebrations on the same exact day lol
#75 - bdowns (11/01/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at xbox 720 ** MFW Jehovah's witnesses come to my door
User avatar #65 - rubberpig (11/01/2012) [-]
>Eating some ******* hot pizza
>Waiting for it to cool down
>Jehovah's Witness comes to door
>Answer it with pizza on plate
>"Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"
>Sure, can you just wait a second?
>"Sure."
>He sits outside for 2 hours.
#107 to #65 - pedochrist (11/01/2012) [-]
I know man, Jehova witnesses are like, the most pacient people on Earth.
#82 to #65 - cometfire (11/01/2012) [-]
Again another liar. Witnesses don't ask you to spare a moment for Jesus Christ. Those are baptists.
Again another liar. Witnesses don't ask you to spare a moment for Jesus Christ. Those are baptists.
#100 to #82 - harryscene (11/01/2012) [-]
Dude, nobody gives a **** .
User avatar #93 to #82 - elcreepo (11/01/2012) [-]
You must be fun at parties..
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#60 - futurestas (11/01/2012) [-]
Story time 						*************					. Gather round....   
						******					 eatin dessert. Ice cream cone. Minding my own business.   
Jehovah's Witness comes to my door.   
I answer.   
< MFW   
"Can you spare a minute for Jesus Christ?"   
I stare at him. Dead in the eye. No blinking.   
Awkward silence.   
"Are you okay?"   
I stare more. No expression on my face.   
More silence.   
"You're kind of making me uncomfortable."   
I lick my mother 						*******					 ice cream cone. Not breaking eye contact.   
Dude opens his mouth to say something, changes his mind and walks the 						****					 away.   
Close door and continue my ice cream in 						******					 peace.
Story time ************* . Gather round....
****** eatin dessert. Ice cream cone. Minding my own business.
Jehovah's Witness comes to my door.
I answer.
< MFW
"Can you spare a minute for Jesus Christ?"
I stare at him. Dead in the eye. No blinking.
Awkward silence.
"Are you okay?"
I stare more. No expression on my face.
More silence.
"You're kind of making me uncomfortable."
I lick my mother ******* ice cream cone. Not breaking eye contact.
Dude opens his mouth to say something, changes his mind and walks the **** away.
Close door and continue my ice cream in ****** peace.
#81 to #60 - cometfire (11/01/2012) [-]
Witnesses don't say "Spare a moment for Jesus Christ" You lying little ass wipe.
#110 to #81 - skinless (11/01/2012) [-]
dude you ruin alllllllllllllllllllllll the jokes! you're a 						*******					 buzz kill!
dude you ruin alllllllllllllllllllllll the jokes! you're a ******* buzz kill!
User avatar #96 to #81 - randybutternub (11/01/2012) [-]
You're fun.
#94 to #81 - elcreepo (11/01/2012) [-]
Way to kill a joke.    
   
You must be reeeeeeaaaal fun at parties.
Way to kill a joke.

You must be reeeeeeaaaal fun at parties.
#47 - benighted (11/01/2012) [-]
&gt;Parents are Jehovas Witnesses   
&gt;Put sign on door saying &quot;no candy&quot; so people wouldn't knock   
&gt;Feels's bad man   
&gt;I put on my hoodie and grab left over candy in pantry   
&gt;come around corner of my house  to give it to kids   
&gt;have to hide so parents dont see me   
&gt;tell kids to come over, they think im selling drugs   
&gt;they run away and tell parents   
&gt;cops show up   
&gt;cops and children brutally anal rape me
>Parents are Jehovas Witnesses
>Put sign on door saying "no candy" so people wouldn't knock
>Feels's bad man
>I put on my hoodie and grab left over candy in pantry
>come around corner of my house to give it to kids
>have to hide so parents dont see me
>tell kids to come over, they think im selling drugs
>they run away and tell parents
>cops show up
>cops and children brutally anal rape me
#98 to #47 - skilletfan (11/01/2012) [-]
&lt;mfw i finish
<mfw i finish
#79 to #47 - neoexdeath (11/01/2012) [-]
Away...and awaaaaaaaaay, to a world of fantasy...A place, where dreams, come truuuuuuue!~
#68 to #47 - brothergrimm (11/01/2012) [-]
............... wut
............... wut
User avatar #46 - kuthar (11/01/2012) [-]
My little sisters went up to some house giving out cards with "Whats better than free candy? THE LOVE OF GOD!" and a bunch of other religions jargon printed on it. It annoys me that people try to convert children on Halloween. Please if any of you who do this are reading, go slam your head into a wall a couple of times and think about what you did.
#53 to #46 - oedad (11/01/2012) [-]
Your callousness and rude demeanor annoy me but you wont see me telling you to go slam your head into a door.
User avatar #61 to #53 - ronyx (11/01/2012) [-]
They showed up in my door today and I kindly told them I was atheist. They still read passages of their bible to me. I told them it was not my thing and was not interested and they still told me they were going to pass again another day. They even asked me for money to donate. It really ticked me off.
#45 - peeeons (11/01/2012) [-]
payback time bitches
User avatar #41 - pswordsman (11/01/2012) [-]
They piss me off
#36 - skateabuga (11/01/2012) [-]
>Mom is Jehovah's Witness
>Have to keep lights off on Halloween
>Kids come to door anyway and mom's not home
>Don't have anything to give them
>Go grab some canned peas
>Kill and dismember the kids bodies with the peas
#63 to #36 - ahj (11/01/2012) [-]
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#62 to #36 - karnax (11/01/2012) [-]
I have GOT to stop reading the last line first.
I have GOT to stop reading the last line first.
#52 to #36 - beyondwolf (11/01/2012) [-]
I really don't know where a good reactions picture is to reply to how funny this was but have this. 9/10 would read again.
#54 to #52 - skateabuga (11/01/2012) [-]
here you go
User avatar #55 to #54 - beyondwolf (11/01/2012) [-]
I don't even think that covers it.
User avatar #58 to #56 - beyondwolf (11/01/2012) [-]
That doesn't describe how much I laughed.
#44 to #36 - triggathepirate (11/01/2012) [-]
7/10   
Did not see coming
7/10
Did not see coming
#37 to #36 - skateabuga (11/01/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
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#28 - brukernavn (11/01/2012) [-]
And then we have the 364 other days.
#25 - jeffchez (11/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #18 - ShadeElement (11/01/2012) [-]
JWs don't celebrate Halloween because its an entirely Pagan holiday with no Christian origins.

Christian's laugh at JWs for not being real Christians.

Who needs Science when they contradict themselves?
#42 to #18 - anonymous (11/01/2012) [-]
I happen to know an honest christian family that doesn't celebrate halloween, don't talk about santa or the easter bunny, and believe in science.
User avatar #23 to #18 - Superstevefive (11/01/2012) [-]
Implying that Christians celebrate Halloween as a religious holiday. Just like real Christians don't celebrate arbor day which is obviously a form of pagan nature worship.
User avatar #26 to #23 - ShadeElement (11/01/2012) [-]
Implying that I was implying.
I simply stated why JW dont. Not why other Christians do.
Reread and try again.
User avatar #33 to #26 - shitshitshit (11/01/2012) [-]
i honestly have no idea who is implying what anymore
User avatar #34 to #33 - Superstevefive (11/01/2012) [-]
Implying implications about people implying what others are implying.
#38 to #35 - Superstevefive (11/01/2012) [-]
Good, good, let it all out!
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User avatar #67 to #49 - shitshitshit (11/01/2012) [-]
Y-You...LIKE that?!
#69 to #67 - nephritho (11/01/2012) [-]
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best **** ever man
User avatar #91 to #69 - shitshitshit (11/01/2012) [-]
MOTHER ****** YOU WILL REPLY WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU
User avatar #104 to #91 - nephritho (11/01/2012) [-]
dude dude chill yes i think it's hot big ******* deal
User avatar #106 to #104 - shitshitshit (11/01/2012) [-]
sorry about that, just gotta ask, dose that have a name or what?
#108 to #106 - nephritho (11/01/2012) [-]
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monster girls
alien girl
xenomorph girl
User avatar #109 to #108 - shitshitshit (11/01/2012) [-]
oh. not as disturbing as i thought
User avatar #90 to #69 - shitshitshit (11/01/2012) [-]
i mean what would you even call that?
User avatar #72 to #69 - shitshitshit (11/01/2012) [-]
dear god please tell me your just messing with me
User avatar #70 to #69 - shitshitshit (11/01/2012) [-]
your messing with me aint you
User avatar #48 to #39 - Superstevefive (11/01/2012) [-]
The joke is on you, I have never watched an Alien movie.MWAhahaha
#15 - Spitfirex ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
Everyone should go to their local &quot;Jehovah's Witness&quot; neighbor's house, during a random time of the year and ask for Halloween candy.
Everyone should go to their local "Jehovah's Witness" neighbor's house, during a random time of the year and ask for Halloween candy.
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