Logic

>Mom is Jehovah's Witness
>Have to keep lights off on Halloween
>Kids come to door anyway and mom's not home
>Don't have anything to give them
>Go grab some canned peas
>Kill and dismember the kids bodies with the peas

>Parents are Jehovas Witnesses
>Put sign on door saying "no candy" so people wouldn't knock
>Feels's bad man
>I put on my hoodie and grab left over candy in pantry
>come around corner of my house to give it to kids
>have to hide so parents dont see me
>tell kids to come over, they think im selling drugs
>they run away and tell parents
>cops show up
>cops and children brutally anal rape me

Story time motherfuckers. Gather round....
Fuckin eatin dessert. Ice cream cone. Minding my own business.
Jehovah's Witness comes to my door.
I answer.
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"Can you spare a minute for Jesus Christ?"
I stare at him. Dead in the eye. No blinking.
Awkward silence.
"Are you okay?"
I stare more. No expression on my face.
More silence.
"You're kind of making me uncomfortable."
I lick my mother fucking ice cream cone. Not breaking eye contact.
Dude opens his mouth to say something, changes his mind and walks the fuck away.
Close door and continue my ice cream in fuckin peace.

Everyone should go to their local "Jehovah's Witness" neighbor's house, during a random time of the year and ask for Halloween candy.

>Eating some fucking hot pizza
>Waiting for it to cool down
>Jehovah's Witness comes to door
>Answer it with pizza on plate
>"Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"
>Sure, can you just wait a second?
>"Sure."
>He sits outside for 2 hours.

Reminds me of my friend's parents one year. They are extremely Christian, really nice folk. On Halloween, instead of passing out candy, they gave out pamphlets on how Halloween is a satanic holiday and shouldn't be celebrated.
>mfw

And then we have the 364 other days.

**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at xbox 720 ** MFW Jehovah's witnesses come to my door

My little sisters went up to some house giving out cards with "Whats better than free candy? THE LOVE OF GOD!" and a bunch of other religions jargon printed on it. It annoys me that people try to convert children on Halloween. Please if any of you who do this are reading, go slam your head into a wall a couple of times and think about what you did.

JWs don't celebrate Halloween because its an entirely Pagan holiday with no Christian origins.

Christian's laugh at JWs for not being real Christians.

Who needs Science when they contradict themselves?

and that's the last I saw of them officer...

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Two of my best friends are Jehovah's witnesses and they still dress up.

**cathtac rolled a random image posted in comment #322 at Me in my dracula costume ** Mfw I see Jehovah's coming up to my door

payback time bitches

They piss me off