Logic. desciption. jehovah' s witnesses don' t celebrate Hah: I guess they don' t appreciate random people coming up to their doors. >Mom is Jehovah's Witness >Have to keep lights off on Halloween >Kids come to door anyway and mom's not home >Don't have anything to give them >G tags
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jehovah' s witnesses don' t celebrate
Hah:
I guess they don' t appreciate
random people coming up to
their doors
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Submitted: 10/31/2012
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User avatar #36 - skateabuga ONLINE (11/01/2012) [+] (12 replies)
>Mom is Jehovah's Witness
>Have to keep lights off on Halloween
>Kids come to door anyway and mom's not home
>Don't have anything to give them
>Go grab some canned peas
>Kill and dismember the kids bodies with the peas
#4 - chazzxz (11/01/2012) [+] (19 replies)
I know its a joke, but just so everybody is aware, they do celebrate it.
User avatar #10 to #8 - Thecoxinthesocks (11/01/2012) [-]
Mormon's might celebrate halloween but Jehovah's Witnesses don't. Totally different religions.
#47 - benighted (11/01/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Parents are Jehovas Witnesses   
>Put sign on door saying "no candy" so people wouldn't knock   
>Feels's bad man   
>I put on my hoodie and grab left over candy in pantry   
>come around corner of my house  to give it to kids   
>have to hide so parents dont see me   
>tell kids to come over, they think im selling drugs   
>they run away and tell parents   
>cops show up   
>cops and children brutally anal rape me
>Parents are Jehovas Witnesses
>Put sign on door saying "no candy" so people wouldn't knock
>Feels's bad man
>I put on my hoodie and grab left over candy in pantry
>come around corner of my house to give it to kids
>have to hide so parents dont see me
>tell kids to come over, they think im selling drugs
>they run away and tell parents
>cops show up
>cops and children brutally anal rape me
#60 - futurestas (11/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Story time 						*************					. Gather round....   
						******					 eatin dessert. Ice cream cone. Minding my own business.   
Jehovah's Witness comes to my door.   
I answer.   
< MFW   
"Can you spare a minute for Jesus Christ?"   
I stare at him. Dead in the eye. No blinking.   
Awkward silence.   
"Are you okay?"   
I stare more. No expression on my face.   
More silence.   
"You're kind of making me uncomfortable."   
I lick my mother 						*******					 ice cream cone. Not breaking eye contact.   
Dude opens his mouth to say something, changes his mind and walks the 						****					 away.   
Close door and continue my ice cream in 						******					 peace.
Story time ************* . Gather round....
****** eatin dessert. Ice cream cone. Minding my own business.
Jehovah's Witness comes to my door.
I answer.
< MFW
"Can you spare a minute for Jesus Christ?"
I stare at him. Dead in the eye. No blinking.
Awkward silence.
"Are you okay?"
I stare more. No expression on my face.
More silence.
"You're kind of making me uncomfortable."
I lick my mother ******* ice cream cone. Not breaking eye contact.
Dude opens his mouth to say something, changes his mind and walks the **** away.
Close door and continue my ice cream in ****** peace.
#15 - Spitfirex (11/01/2012) [-]
Everyone should go to their local &quot;Jehovah's Witness&quot; neighbor's house, during a random time of the year and ask for Halloween candy.
Everyone should go to their local "Jehovah's Witness" neighbor's house, during a random time of the year and ask for Halloween candy.
User avatar #65 - rubberpig (11/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Eating some ******* hot pizza
>Waiting for it to cool down
>Jehovah's Witness comes to door
>Answer it with pizza on plate
>"Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ?"
>Sure, can you just wait a second?
>"Sure."
>He sits outside for 2 hours.
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#28 - brukernavn (11/01/2012) [-]
And then we have the 364 other days.
#75 - bdowns (11/01/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #88 at xbox 720 ** MFW Jehovah's witnesses come to my door
User avatar #46 - kuthar (11/01/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My little sisters went up to some house giving out cards with "Whats better than free candy? THE LOVE OF GOD!" and a bunch of other religions jargon printed on it. It annoys me that people try to convert children on Halloween. Please if any of you who do this are reading, go slam your head into a wall a couple of times and think about what you did.
User avatar #18 - ShadeElement (11/01/2012) [+] (21 replies)
JWs don't celebrate Halloween because its an entirely Pagan holiday with no Christian origins.

Christian's laugh at JWs for not being real Christians.

Who needs Science when they contradict themselves?
User avatar #23 to #18 - Superstevefive (11/01/2012) [-]
Implying that Christians celebrate Halloween as a religious holiday. Just like real Christians don't celebrate arbor day which is obviously a form of pagan nature worship.
#83 - xgameloverx (11/01/2012) [-]
and that's the last I saw of them officer...
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#1 - anonymous (11/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Might have something to do with the sacriligious aspect of haloween, but I might be going out on a limb here.
User avatar #2 to #1 - finishhimlarry (11/01/2012) [-]
Don't be that guy.
User avatar #97 - gryx (11/01/2012) [-]
Two of my best friends are Jehovah's witnesses and they still dress up.
#80 - cathtac (11/01/2012) [-]
**cathtac rolled a random image posted in comment #322 at Me in my dracula costume ** Mfw I see Jehovah's coming up to my door
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#45 - peeeons (11/01/2012) [-]
payback time bitches
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