Space

I'm a little afraid of astronauts since this.

The weather.

They've always felt the need to be high. That's why they're legalizing cannabis.

Every 4 years we get a nasty infestation of politicians.

**jwash rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at I gave that Pinkie a cannon ** I believe this is the problem

Yay Ohio! and....corn.

Marion here, but seriously, our weather is fucking bipolar as shit.

How the hell did 24 people who grew up in Ohio manage to make to become astronauts? I live in Cleveland and our education system here is fucking retarded. It's almost like they set you up to become a failure in life

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meanwhile in ohio....

**theshanesanders rolled a random image posted in comment #1238355 at Item Discussion ** MFW I live in ohio

Bitches, step aside, and let me give you a tour of the glorious fuck-all state of Pennsylvania.

First of all, if you look at a map, you'll see that Pennsylvania is separated in 2 by the Apps. To the East of these ridiculously annoying mountains, we have Philadelphia, "The City of Brotherly Love." Well let me tell you whether or not y'all're a brother, you ain't getting any love. Center City is basically the niggest place you'll ever see, besides Camden, which happens to be a quick jump across the Delaware.
To the West, you'll see the region we know as Pennsyl-tucky, because it's basically just like you entered the fucking south. Even worse, the farther West you go, the more technologically impared the people are, until you've found yourself in fucking Amish-land. Keep going West and you'll end up in Pittsburgh, which I don't even have to describe, and then you've found you're way to Ohio.
Finally, if you decide to stay in the mountains, you'll either die of altitude sickness, or
you'll be overrun by fucking Nazi Germans, which we've basically spent the last 300 years pissing off by calling them 'Dutch,' and who are ready to go fucking holocaust on the next person they see.

Lastly, a couple of little fun facts.
1. Pennsylvania has the highest arson rate in the country,
2. Pennsylvania has the highest KKK/Neo-Nazi influence in the North
3. Penn State should be enough

So you think you've got it rough in your state? Come to Pennsylvania.

Akron-Canton area here. (But currently living in Oxford). Can't imagine why anyone would want to live anywhere other than Ohio.
Interesting note, not only were 24 astronauts from Ohio (among them John Glenn and Neil Armstrong), but the Wright Brothers were as well.

Also, other Ohio fun facts:
Akron has one of the highest crime rates in the country for a city its size. Your chances of being a victim of crime are roughly 1/12!

Toledo is the third largest city for sex trafficking and slavery in the country!

The Ravenna Arsenal (not far from my hometown) was put there in WWII because Northern Ohio is so cloudy, so often, it would be difficult for an enemy air force to bomb!

In the 30's, the Cleveland Torso Murderer killed and dismembered 12 people. He was never caught!

Jeffery Dahmer is from Bath, Ohio!
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So why wait? Come visit beautiful Ohio today!

i have no idea, i tend to love living in ohio :D

We are nothing but corn fields, that's why.

Nice to see us on the front page for once.

i live in Pennsylvania which is next to Ohio and i want to leave the planet so what ever it is it must be spreading

It's true, there's nothing to do in Ohio...