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The Greatest Trick'or'Treater of all

This is where the government WANTS you to put the description

Chris
3 hours ago via Mobile . as
Doorbell rings, open door, there stands a 11 year old boy who has obviously made no attempt at
dressing up for Halloween*
KID: ”Trick' or' Treat!"
ME: "Sorry mate, no costume, no candy"
KID: *sigh* (proceeds to take out a bucket of sand from behind him and sprinkles it over my doorstep
while melting 'swooshing' noises.)
KID: "I' m Hurricane Sandy"
ME: "Touche little dude, touche'." ‘Wands over all the genndy"
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User avatar #1 - hallazabassist (11/01/2012) [+] (25 replies)
I went trick or treating with some friends, and when people asked what I was I said I was a Cylon. The few who understood were creeped out, those who didn't felt my wrath.
User avatar #2 to #1 - misticalz (11/01/2012) [-]
I said I was a nudist with clothes...People laughed.
User avatar #13 - ballzacsbitch (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Paint yourself red and cycle around the neighborhood throwing tampons at people...
Best costume ever... The Menstrual cycle
#73 - harrypotterforever (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My friend dressed up as Kanye West this Halloween.    
When the kids knocked on my door  and were about to shout Trick or Treat, he jumped out the bushes and said, "Imma let you finish, but Christmas is better."
My friend dressed up as Kanye West this Halloween.
When the kids knocked on my door and were about to shout Trick or Treat, he jumped out the bushes and said, "Imma let you finish, but Christmas is better."
#92 - awesomeguyTS (11/01/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Hey, what do hurricane Sandy and MTV have in common?   
   
They both cancelled The Jersey Shore this year...
Hey, what do hurricane Sandy and MTV have in common?

They both cancelled The Jersey Shore this year...
User avatar #23 - DropDeadShred (11/01/2012) [-]
I went to the pub as an 80's hairmetal guy. That's my actually style. We don't celebrate Halloween much in my little rural town in Australia. I sat in the corner by myself and just drank beer.
Omega as **** .
#30 - zzzbrabbitzzz (11/01/2012) [-]
I handed out candy while my mom took my little sister trick or treating. My mom got the regular sized candy bars and i just hold out the bucket for the kids to grab one. A little girl came up, maybe 3 or 4, reaches in elbow deep, grabs three full sized candy bars and puts em in her bag. I wasn't even mad, that took balls
User avatar #85 - erwtje (11/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**erwtje rolled user ultimateasshole ** I will tickle your anus
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#43 - rainbowbear (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I answered the door for one batch of kids    
One was some weird thing I didn't reconize.    
I say "What are you?"    
He just rolls his eyes and takes the candy    
As he's walking away he turns around and says    
"You know what you are?"    
"What?"    
"gay."    
And he walks off    
mfw
I answered the door for one batch of kids
One was some weird thing I didn't reconize.
I say "What are you?"
He just rolls his eyes and takes the candy
As he's walking away he turns around and says
"You know what you are?"
"What?"
"gay."
And he walks off
mfw
#14 - odderotter (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I essentially missed Halloween. I took a shower and then fell asleep on my bed at 5pm. I just woke up.. annnd now I'm thinking about eating my little sisters candy.
I essentially missed Halloween. I took a shower and then fell asleep on my bed at 5pm. I just woke up.. annnd now I'm thinking about eating my little sisters candy.
#64 - jeffchez (11/01/2012) [+] (12 replies)
#112 - dutchbag (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#62 - ainsley (11/01/2012) [-]
> Can't afford full costume
> Masks irritate my face
> Never really dress up for Halloween
> Haven't had a costume since I was like 8
> Every year people ask "What are you?"
> "On break"

Works every time
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#49 - damago (11/01/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Halloween, dressed up
>LET'S GO DOWNTOWN AND DRINK
>get downtown, party
>decide want candy
>can't get up from seat
too drunk to stand



Pic obv related, it's me
#42 - paesani (11/01/2012) [-]
Trick'or'Treat ************ !
#29 - fatdudeee (11/01/2012) [-]
just go dressed normally in clothes with a condom strapped to your nose, if anyone asks who/what you are reply with " **** nose".
User avatar #17 - superlow (11/01/2012) [+] (9 replies)
He doesn't know what touche means
User avatar #25 to #17 - thice (11/01/2012) [-]
Touchè comes from fenching, when you hit your enemy in the heart, they say Touchè.
And Touchè now gets used when someone uses a hitting comeback.
User avatar #91 - lamadrama (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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