Jason. Happy Halloween. I DON?‘ LWAYS DIE r, BUT WHEN I "oi I DON' T. bitch please murdermurdermurd
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User avatar #2 - synapse (10/31/2012) [+] (13 replies)
That looks like my machete prop for halloween. I dressed up as Jason.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Aethlius (10/31/2012) [-]
but then you turn out to be the real jason by revealing that under you mask.... was another mask!
#8 - schizoo (10/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
bitch please
User avatar #14 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account** (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I was Jason an hour ago! I couldn't get a machete, so I just got a hatchet. Jason's second weapon.
#23 to #14 - causeodeath (11/01/2012) [-]
Ha, you should have carried a chick around in a sleeping bag.  Jason's true secret weapon.
Ha, you should have carried a chick around in a sleeping bag. Jason's true secret weapon.
#13 - lospussy (11/01/2012) [-]
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#16 - anonexplains (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#29 to #16 - valve (11/01/2012) [-]
>gorilla warfare
#10 - jajajason (11/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
photoshop at its finest
#1 - lamoc (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, what?

User avatar #24 - redwolfradolf (11/01/2012) [-]
BTW, I found my Machete today when digging through the old costumes in the back of my closet.

It was like finding a lost love. I remember her name was betty, because I'd painted her back to cover what rust I wasn't able to sand off.....
#22 - causeodeath (11/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Jason Voorhees: Putting sharp things in dull people.

Btw, I root for Jason in those movies.
#47 - otakuranger (11/01/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Jason gets all the bitches.
#27 - brawlman ONLINE (11/01/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**brawlman rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at Go Home Tardis ** mfw theres a new jason movie
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User avatar #12 - afroadam (11/01/2012) [-]
i was jason for halloween a few years in a row when i was younger. i loved running around with the machete
User avatar #6 - zafara (10/31/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Well, he is really a parasitic worm from hell, so he was never really alive to begin with. If you want to count that sequal as canon.
#36 - darkeco (11/01/2012) [-]
**darkeco rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Fucking Ikea ** this guy doesnt die
#33 - theBitchOnWheels (11/01/2012) [-]
**theBitchOnWheels rolled a random image posted in comment #1191170 at Item Discussion **
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