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Detention Slips

DETENTION REPORT
wt 5 3! Fre
DETENTION SLIP
DOV“! man sermon W ' mom:
Bcw/ swag
and INT
REASON sou .. m newsman;
ca/ ’ mm Mg of lemma: I
an my
SLIP I
Dar hunk
Yaw chm
amann pk: w, mu.‘ magma
Frutti. &
Amman
man an nu:
scrum.
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User avatar #36 - Faz (10/31/2012) [-]
Some of these are so tame, i couldn't imagine being in a school that strict. When i was in highschool we locked on of our friends in the science supply cupboard while the teacher went out of the class room for a few minutes. When the teacher came back in he heard my friend Corey kicking on the door trying to get out so the teacher told us to let him out and when we did the teacher shouted at Corey asking him what he was doing in the supply cupboard to which Corey replied shouting as loud as he could "I WAS HAVING A WANK"...the whole class laughed including the teacher and we got on with the lesson. No detentions here.
#25 - dafuckisthishit (10/31/2012) [-]
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#57 - mexirican (10/31/2012) [-]
first day of class sophomore year, summer reading project was lord of the flies, teacher leaves and says re enact lord of the flies. lolwut. so we just sit in a circle and talk. little quiet kid starts stacking desks lolwut^2. he promptly climbs them and removes a part of the ceiling and climbs in the ceiling. teacher comes in wondering why we are so quiet. falls out of ceiling onto teachers desk breaks his ankle. mfw
#51 - irokk (10/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Punched another student in the mouth and said 'Hammer of Justice!'"
"Punched another student in the mouth and said 'Hammer of Justice!'"
User avatar #41 - larsadmeulen (10/31/2012) [-]
claimed to be te reborn jesus and hit another student wih a bible
#78 - azzera (10/31/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You have to be a doctor to read some of these ..
#15 - mrbongo (10/31/2012) [-]
MFW #11
#4 - indeedsir (10/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
whore island? is that a real place?
#5 - judson ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
"I volunteer as tribute"
#111 - karnax (10/31/2012) [-]
I used to wonder why people couldn't read my handwriting because I write in cursive.   
I now understand why.
I used to wonder why people couldn't read my handwriting because I write in cursive.
I now understand why.
#17 - sapphos (10/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
In case anyone has trouble reading the last one like me, it's: "Told another student to go back to her house on "whore island."
#272 - masterofpuppetz (10/31/2012) [-]
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#203 - shutupandrapeme (10/31/2012) [-]
I've had a terrible detention slip once. I had a pizza crust and some person's textbook. I opened up the book and squished the crust inside it, and thus my detention slip said "Smashing pizza inside a textbook."   
I once saw someone flip off a teacher from the balcony overlooking our gym. Their detention slip said "Was caught fingering a teacher in the balcony."   
My school is retarded. Gif unrelated.
I've had a terrible detention slip once. I had a pizza crust and some person's textbook. I opened up the book and squished the crust inside it, and thus my detention slip said "Smashing pizza inside a textbook."
I once saw someone flip off a teacher from the balcony overlooking our gym. Their detention slip said "Was caught fingering a teacher in the balcony."
My school is retarded. Gif unrelated.
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User avatar #198 - milfordcubicle (10/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
THAT IS MAHOGNY!
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

#131 - traelos ONLINE (10/31/2012) [+] (12 replies)
This one bothered me. I used to call my high school teachers bitches, whores, assholes, dicks, terrors upon the breadth of humanity, I told one of my teachers he was probably going to die by the time I graduated because he was old....were my teachers the only ones that could take a joke?
#99 - extremezone (10/31/2012) [-]
am I supposed to be able to read those?
#96 - zionsype (10/31/2012) [-]
******* cursive.
#286 - dehymenator (10/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Who threw sandvich?
#116 - corundum (10/31/2012) [-]
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