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While having sex en a beach a man pulls put his penis, sticks it in the
sand then rams it back into the wemons vagina. The result is generally
a loud high pitched shriek fie. Screaming Seagull) as well as seme
Bob and Sarah were going at it en the beach an night and it sounded
like he gave her the screaming ser: trull,
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When a lever defecates en another levers chest. WITH PERMISSION,
Then pats down the feces with his buttox make it into a flat surface.
Then the man ejaculates en the feces which acts as the syrup.
That guy gave ene hell eta boston pancake that bitch!
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n) this is the result of excessive anal plundering; the intestines actually
exit through the anus, forming a dangling mass, resembling a pink
when I left prison, I had a pink sock the size tof Texas.
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The action in which the male ejaculates en his partner' s face, and then
the male punches his partner' s nose, which pauses blood stream
forth, The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just
like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
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The Throbbing Bicycle is a daring sexual act, which is extremely difficult
accomplish, but will make Wu feel magnificent if Wu pull it off! in
which a female is en hands and knees, her behind lifted up behind her,
exposing her epin anus, The male, about 50 feet away with his pants
off and en a bicycle, will peddle until he is at full speed and about a foot
away from the female. He well then jam the front brake, causing his
bike buck him forward at an exciting speed through the air, sending
his erect penis into the woman' s anus at a speed close 20 mph.
y thought I was just being kinky- an I ripped her ass apart with a
throbbing bicycle, Now she doese/ t ca// me ?' e,
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n', the act of pooping in a condom, freezing the rubber overnight,
then inserting it in mes anus,
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The delicately balanced art of getting yew cock sucked while taking a
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User avatar #2 - jxs (05/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Pink sock is the nastiest thing EVER
User avatar #45 - cookieeater (05/12/2010) [+] (4 replies)
The Charizard: During sex, light the girl's crotch on fire, then put it out with cum, then flap your arms wildly yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
User avatar #134 - cheatmasterjunk (05/13/2010) [+] (7 replies)
The Internet has ruined my mind.

I didn't even know what "boner" meant before I came here.

Heh, "Came".
User avatar #3 - blingdog (05/12/2010) [-]
i want a shirt witha blumpkin on it XD
User avatar #154 - Sikki (05/13/2010) [-]
The "Throbbing Bicycle" maneuver has probably induced more fatalities than orgasms.
User avatar #172 - ABushyBeanbag (05/13/2010) [-]
Justin Beiber prabably has a pink sock the size of Russia ;D
#4 - MunnyMike (05/12/2010) [-]
LOL Throbbing Bicycle.
User avatar #116 - cuet08070 (05/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
The Angry Pirate
When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and blow it in her eye. When she covers one eye, you kick her in the shin. Then she is jumping around on one leg (peg leg) and covering one eye (eye patch).
#83 - CryptTheReaper **User deleted account** (05/13/2010) [-]
The Charizard: Light her pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then stomp around the room while flapping your arms and yelling, "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!!"
#7 - Mikethesike (05/12/2010) [-]
Haha I love these there disgusting but funny as hell
User avatar #6 - raibean (05/12/2010) [-]
I just... I can't picture people doing this. It's too scary.
User avatar #171 - vanessadances (05/13/2010) [-]
giggidy giggidy
User avatar #153 - cookiel (05/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the strawberry shortcake is also known as the Sad Clown
#62 - Radjhi (05/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
you watch waaaaaay to much porn
User avatar #5 - SuperLesbian (05/12/2010) [-]
wow. XD
User avatar #160 - Beave (05/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Arabian Death Mask

The sexual act of stretching one's testicles over the eyes of another (known as the arabian goggles), but also placing the anus over the receiver's mouth at the same time. Once this is completed, the person whom is sitting on the receivers mouth, shall let a wet juicy anal burp (fart) into the receivers mouth
User avatar #155 - eiregrl (05/13/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I think I'm going to be sick...
User avatar #124 - LetTheLavaLive (05/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I will never look at pancakes the same way ever again.
#127 to #124 - gazgohstguy **User deleted account** (05/13/2010) [-]
the internet has ruined pancackes and waffles for me
User avatar #119 - Hellzing (05/13/2010) [-]
Da **** ?
#102 - Updoc **User deleted account** (05/13/2010) [-]
I felt sick after each one but kept reading
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