for the awesome commentors

you dont even know the ungodly things i would do to you

I'd get some candles, and some oil. Lay you down on a nice oak bed. Tie you down so you can't escape the fun tines I planned. I'd stray pouring the oil all over your body, and just when you're about covered, I'd light the candles, hey out over you and light the oil and KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Why isn't this in the Morbid channel?!